Incorrect Eleven x Rose Quotes

If the Doctor married Rose instead of River, or at least talked to/about her, these things probably would have happened.

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So uh

I made another blog

Over at @from-the-moving-castle

It's incorrect Howl's Moving Castle quotes (the book universe but most of them will probably make sense even if you've only seen the movie)

Just gonna spread this around on my other side blogs, see if i get some follows

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11, to Missy: In the words of my wife, YA BASIC.

11: That's a human insult. It's devastating. You are devastated right now.

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Rose: One time, I ate about 150 jalapenos in under 2 minutes.

Rose: Everyone at the hospital was so impressed.

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11: What can I say? I'm charming and irresponsible.

Rose: Don't you mean irresistible?

11: No.

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11: My mind is like an internet browser.

Rose: Explain.

11: Fifteen tabs are open, seven of them are frozen, and I don't know where the music is coming from.

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The Doctor @ Missy: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.

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11, knocking on Rose's door: Come on, we've gotta go! Come out!

Rose: I'm bi!

11: Not what I meant, but I support you!

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Amy: What if “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are about the same event, but from totally different perspectives?

11: I am literally begging you to stop.

Rose: No, wait. Let her finish.

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Rose: Doctor? I hope I'm not bothering you, but if you have a moment, could you help me with something?

11: I would literally die for you, but continue.

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11: You wanna know a secret?

11: I have no idea what I'm doing.

Rose: That's not a secret.

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11: I got arrested for being too cool.

Rose: The charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence.

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Missy: Do you know how many bones the human body has? It's 206. You start with 369 when you're babies but they fuse.

Missy: Wouldn't you want to go back? Have as many bones as a baby? What if I could help you

Rose: Hi, yeah, what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean

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WHOA

LIVING ON A PRAYER

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[To Missy, about Rose]

11: Yeah, you better run!

11: She's my wife, and she's crazy!

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WHAT’S UP FUCKS

So i created a new blog over at @incorrectrachelxapollo, and it’s obviously where I’ll go to scream about my obscure ship from now on. Go check it out if that’s ya thing.

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Rory: Small creatures are way more vicious because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Rose: That's ridiculous. Give me one example of this.

Rory: Spiders.

Amy: Bees.

Missy: Chihuahuas.

11: Rose.

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Rose: You know, when I said to bring me back something from the beach, I expected something simple, like a seashell.

11: *struggling to hold a seagull* Well, you didn't mention that.