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I wanted to apologize for being absent this past week. As some of you may have heard Jack Layton passed away on Monday. Jack was my hero and I took his death very hard. I'm going to take a break from the RP in order to give myself some time to properly grieve. I will be back but as of right now I just need some time away.
Your Abomination. Someone called Jack Gleeson has been impersonating you in a mummer;s show called A Game of Thrones. What can you say about that??
I have no idea who Jack Gleeson is and I have never heard of Game of Thrones.
Get the fuck out of the Iron Throne, you wanker. You're not even the real heir. Here's some information for you: YOU ARE THE OFFSPRING OF AN INCESTUOUS AFFAIR BETWEEN YOUR UNCLE JAIME AND THAT WHORE YOUR MOTHER. Queen Daenerys and her dragons will smash your Lannister army and kick your little baby ass. And when they do it, you will be nothing but a little selfish, poor, spoiled prick.
Why are you screaming? Do you know who you are speaking to? If you say one word against my mother or myself just once more I'll have you hanged, drawn and quartered.
You know, if you weren't such a cruel boy, you and Sansa would have been an adorable couple. I hope you're happy.
I am the King. I am to be feared, not adored.
with all this beheading, i'd think you're the red queen. (you certainly look like her, with your big head)
Who's the red queen? Are you speaking of that red woman my traitor uncle consorts with? If you don't shut your mouth I'll have all your teeth ripped out, tooth by tooth.
Lady Margaery is even more beautiful than your lady mother. This one wishes you happiness on your wedding.
You ought not to speak of my Lady Mother in such a way. She most certainly will not be pleased by it.
Do you ever hear your mother and your uncle having sex?
Excuse me? That's disgusting, how dare you utter such nonsense about my mother. I'll have your tongue ripped out if you dare say such a thing again.
Sansa or Margaery?
Margaery. She has a fairer face than Sansa and more brains as well.
Your sister is hot. I wish to fornicate with her.
Go ahead. Just be ready to face my mother.
You are a great man and a great ruler- Joseph Stalin
Thank you. I see I have another admirer from across the Narrow Sea. It seems the men there have more brains than the ones in Westeros.
Get a better hair cut.
What, like yours? I'm going to have to say no, I have no wish to look like a wildling.
Of course people would suspect you a bastard if you would use both the Lannister and the Baratheon shields. Why don't you stick to that of your true lineage? No wonder people are talking.
Who do you think you are to offer me advice? Bad advice at that, I am sticking to the one of my true lineage. I am half Lannister, half Baratheon and as such I shall continue to use the standard of both houses.
What kind of name is Joffrey anyway?
A kingly name and the name that my parents bestowed on me. It's better than yours. Who names their child 'anonymous'? A fool, that's who.
Do you love lady Sansa? Do you wish she loved you?
No, I love Lady Margaery. Lady Sansa has a fair face but she's the stupidest girl I've ever met.
Cersei:Sweetling, are you well? You have not held court in several days. I am worried about you.
Yes, mother, I'm fine. I didn't hold court because I didn't feel for it. I think as the King I deserve a break every once in a while.
Daenerys Targaryen for Queen of the Seven Kingdoms! All hail Queen Dany! Even you must bend the knee, little baby Joff.
Baby is it? You fool, she's only a year older than I am.I think beheading is a fitting punishment for this treason.
Can I give you beautiful blonde babies? I'm a lot prettier than Sansa and like being hit and I am very good at obeying. Please fuck me?