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nancyfriendstream

if you ever think you’re too much of a people pleaser, just remember your star stable character;

tended to an entire garden, with little to no reward

learnt to fish and then used said fishing skills to aid not one, not two but THREE fishermen for months on end

repaired a bridge just for the shits and gigs

took hundreds of pictures of a plushie in return for what… 10xp?

helped a creepy dude relocate his 100 spiders that hid all over jorvik

stopped g.e.d taking over moorland, from the kindness of our doormat heart

helped a jojo siwa lookalike save horse from yet another creepy guy

played hide and seek with TERRIFYING twins im sorry those quests were giving uncanny valley so bad

traversed alternate dimensions to save characters that have lowkey never done anything to help us

travelled to an oil rig to stop dark cores evil plans

blew up said oil rig !!! yay us !!!

all because we were asked to.

we are overworked and severely underpaid. lets hope in the next wednesday update our character learns the word ‘no.’

i thought we were meant to be here for one summer to ride a horse through fields of flowers and rainbows >.<

#rping as Aspen makes this all extremely funny #he doesn’t WANT to help he’s just trying not to piss off the entire summer court

aryamistwood

NEW CODE ALERT!

SSO just released the last of 3 clues for another code - I'm calling this the "Cloaked Figure" series. Over 3 reels, they showed a cloaked figure doing something and each reel would give us a few letters. Those were: T - Y - A - E - S - H - L

And if you rearrange those letters you get the code!

SLAYETH - Hobbit/Cottagecore Horse Tack

Full Stats. Includes bridle, saddle, saddle pad, saddle bag, legwraps.

unpopular opinion: I actually hate it when customization menus for video game horses have separate selectors for the mane and body coat. would much rather have a variety of real horse colors that include some you can't get easily by mixing and matching manes and bodies, like dun or champagne.

I hate it even more when white markings are treated as part of the base coat and you can't edit them. why would you let people mix and match manes, which isn't really how horse color works, but not white markings, which are unique to individual horses and have nothing to do with the color underneath them.

#obviously this doesn't apply if it's like #my little pony fantasy colors or something #but if it's meant to be a realistic horse then just #please stop doing this and give us actually realistic color options

kaminohana

remember, you can lead a horse to water but you cant make it drink

and if a horse leads YOU to water, dont get on its back

#:)

pinehill-stables

i love how SSO is a kids game, and then we have our OCs here and its just

resurrected / pandorian / has memory loss / scared of horses / another pandorian / witch / trained assassin / normal 9-to-5 worker / unresolved childhood trauma / furr-

#fae thing who has canonically eaten people

sso-highhaven

um... it's kinda messed up that you can name your horse a slur :\

butterfly-headquarters

Sometimes I forget that ssoblr ocs are just, like, ocs and not part of the actual game.

Like wdym Linda and Lucy aren't dating? You're telling me Joseph and Zoe aren't causing chaos? Dorian doesn't work at the circus? Marie isn't casually chilling in Valedale? Nora isn't hanging around at Gary's caravan? Dusty isn't casually wandering around? Alder isn't at the rangers station with Alonso?

Nuh uh, no. You are on Jorvik. Montana has seen you at least one time and knows of your existence. Every single one of ssoblrs ocs exists in some form on Jorvik to me. Maybe their story is a bit changed to fit into the narrative of Montanas but you exist. (If I didn't mention your oc I apologize if I could I would name them all but I am but one single bitch with a short attention span)

#this makes me want to get back into shitposting about Aspen #the game may suck but the oc-verse is fantastic

technofeudalism

vice news

ironically i am working right now so i can’t do a full post on this like i would really prefer to do… but these are the most cartoonishly evil people that you could possibly imagine, even in a society as flawed as the one we’ve built for ourselves. these are bedrock groups devoted to protecting the american worker and consumer. massive huge giant waving red flags 🚩

technofeudalism

i am telling you this is going to snowball into something nobody wants to see. the only upside is that this might actually lead to a worker uprising. this is fucking ghoulish.

dancinbutterfly

Vote Blue No Matter Who.

Only a constitutional amendment countering Citizens United (which is the SCOTUS ruling that decided that corporations are people) is going to save us from this

And a Republican majority is going to hand human rights away to Amazon.

Because there will be no workers uprising. Not on a revolutionary scale. Saying that is accelerationist shit.

So you know, if you actually care about the future?

You need to show up in November.

There’s time. We have candidates who hate this shit. Have hope.

Amazon wants you hopeless. Hopeless people don’t vote. Hopeless people don’t join unions. Hopeless people don’t call their representatives.

Remember! You are never easier to control than when you are hopeless.

They are taking political action. You do the same.

Remember! You are never easier to control than when you’re hopeless.

Do not give the corporate monsters what they want. It’s part of their master plan.

Do you really want to feed into that by rolling over and just accepting the only thing you can do is wait?

fittingoutjane

Let's remember why folks like Amazon are so angry at the NLRB right now: Because the Biden administration has made it more aggressive than any president since before Reagan.

Is it a coincidence that so many labor actions have been successful lately? Nope. They're getting quiet support, rather than sabotage, from the feds.

Biden is doing the actual work of government. It's not as flashy as wrecking government, and it's slower, but he gets it done.

stayatsam

text from my mom

cilceon

text from my mom!

narwhalsarefalling

text from my mom also!

cilceon

It’s just us and our collective 6 pounds of mom bought onions against the world

gladewood

unironically this is all i hear when the game starts talking about the player's bond w ur soulhorse

dorianwolfforest

Sse whenever a pen drops in the office: well, time to rewrite our characters, our world building and the entire plot

Sse when they insert an antisemitic trope and it’s suggested they rewrite that small part: why can’t you just overlook the antisemitism. You’re being ridiculous.