[astarisens]

temporary pinned

indie portrayal of boosfer from unstable universe. he/they pronouns for character, he/him for mod. ic replies may be slow due to unfamiliarity with writing him, sorry!

[redd-guy]

BOO

@astarisens

GODDAmnit—how did you even get here???

[astarisens]

heh—let's just say i have my ways, reddoons... oh wow this is a... quaint...?

man i cant even lie to you you look BROKE you look like you're living in POVERTY you look like a BUM what the hell

[ill-always-be-yours]

IMPORTANT QUESTION I HAVE A DELIVERY TO MAKE RING RING RING RING

@astarisens

“Ah! Yay! That’s me, the delivery man- er- woman? Depends on- no not important. It’s been a minute since my last delivery! What do you need delivered?”

[astarisens]

"Hello delivery man-woman!" Boosfer gives her a suspiciously big grin. "So super nice to meet you. Anyway, this is a reaaaaally big package, okay? Well not one. It's 16 packages. This is fine, right? Is there a limit? I don't remember a limit and the customer is always right unless I'm not the customer!"

[underground-cobwebs]

spider? i hardly know her!

@astarisens

Arachnid stares towards Boosfer Letting out a light chuckle at his words, Arachnid's Left arms Hold onto his staff as he walks towards Boosfer, To attempt to have conversation, Sure he wasn't talkative during the first election but maybe things have changed with him?

"How have you been Boosfer?, It's been a while since our last talk, ..Hasn't it?"

> Currently playing : Aria Math (C418)

OOC// : Arachnid would chuckle at this Like genuinely it feels fitting

[astarisens]

"Oh yeah, wait, heh—Weren't you the one that was like, threatening me for the books during the elections?"

Boosfer bounces on his heels, recounting it like a fond memory instead of becoming hostile. It's not really like he had a problem with it. He just wanted to have fun, and he got that.

"It's been a while, bro! I've been fine. So fine. Amazing. Great even. I'm still semi-rich and I found some new goons, y'know how it is..."

He chatters on about some meaningless things. If he focuses really hard instead of zone out or get frustrated like most people do, he'll realize Boosfer is spewing straight up bullshit. Something about dominating the 67 planet.

[underground-cobwebs]

"...Ha.. I threatened alot of canidates for their books during the election, The election ment alot, Sometimes you just.. Need to have a bit of Ruthlessness to win, Right?"

He Readjusted his crown with one of his Hands Before recalling how much he had been risking the other canidates during the election, He was Emboldened enough to consider a plan about blowing them sky high, What a wild time it was

"I've been alright I guess?, I'm now the King of The Spiders, An Underground Civilization, We managed to acquire Quite alot of resources And have Wardens at our disposal, Maybe An Army of thousands living within my realm?, I assume you've already heard the news right?, I'm Happy you've got your own people, And some riches, May the best come upon you man"

> Currently playing: Sweden(C418)

[astarisens]

Boosfer pouts, pulling his mouth down into a clearly overexaggerated frown. "Whaaaaat? Aw, and here I thought we had something special... I'm not the only one you threatened and I'm not the most memorable one?! Man, you're breaking my heart here!"

On cue, an extremely low quality tiny speaker attached to his belt starts to blast Airplanes by B.o.B and Hayley Williams. Half of it is cut out.

"The elections were... uhh. Fun for a little bit? That's all I gotta say, at least." Boosfer shrugs, unbothered. "Oh yeah! I definitely heard of that! That's like, totally awesome, man, which is why I sought—seeked—? Sought you out. Soooo... what'd ya think of maybe making a deal with me?"

> Now playing: 2 hours of sad gacha life songs—Who took over the playlist. Seriously.

[k1t011]

An object that looks like a grenade drops from the ceiling, beeping loudly like it's about to explode. 3. 2.

"BOOM!"

Lime-green glitter explodes out of it and someone falls down from the ceiling (stumbles, falls on their... face? Gets back up again and strikes a pose through the glitter) in a totally really auraful and scary way.

@astarisens

Kit takes a step back.

"What the fuck??" Kit already looks pissed off (well he would, if it wasn't wearing invis). She doesn't like dramatic players. Her hand drops to its sword, but it doesn't unsheathe it.

"What do you want?" It sounds annoyed and a bit cautious, but not scared.

[astarisens]

Boosfer shakes glitter off of himself like a cat, giggling hysterically to himself. Or to Kit. Who knows what's wrong with him?

"Heh. I got you good, didn't I? Man, Parrot, you're really—"

And then they freeze, mouth still open, staring at it in confusion. Oh. This isn't who they expected to see at all, but it's whatever, right? What matters is that she's a living, breathing (possibly) thing. And they can work with that.

"Uh, you're not Parrot? Wow! That's a surprise for me too! Double surprises, yay!"

[underground-cobwebs]

spider? i hardly know her!

@astarisens

Arachnid stares towards Boosfer Letting out a light chuckle at his words, Arachnid's Left arms Hold onto his staff as he walks towards Boosfer, To attempt to have conversation, Sure he wasn't talkative during the first election but maybe things have changed with him?

"How have you been Boosfer?, It's been a while since our last talk, ..Hasn't it?"

> Currently playing : Aria Math (C418)

OOC// : Arachnid would chuckle at this Like genuinely it feels fitting

[astarisens]

"Oh yeah, wait, heh—Weren't you the one that was like, threatening me for the books during the elections?"

Boosfer bounces on his heels, recounting it like a fond memory instead of becoming hostile. It's not really like he had a problem with it. He just wanted to have fun, and he got that.

"It's been a while, bro! I've been fine. So fine. Amazing. Great even. I'm still semi-rich and I found some new goons, y'know how it is..."

He chatters on about some meaningless things. If he focuses really hard instead of zone out or get frustrated like most people do, he'll realize Boosfer is spewing straight up bullshit. Something about dominating the 67 planet.

[astarisens]

where's my most wonderful little guy?

not here go somewhere else

[astarisens]

FOOD? YOU CHOOSE TO BE FOOD?

What a fool you are.

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

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[astarisens]

GRRRRRRRRRRR I WANNA KISS YOU RAHHHHHHHH

bro. alriiiighttttt pucker up anon no takesie backsies. in 3... 2... 1..........

LOOOLLLL SUCKERRRR

[astarisens]

you so cutie ❤

LMFAOOOOOO of course one of my anons would think that holy fuuuckkkk you're such a loser bro get standards

[astarisens]

boy why you so pathetic

>_<

[astarisens]

ACTION FIGURE.

OR FOOD.

WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER BE, TASTY OBNOXIOUS GREEN CREATURE ROBOT?

IT'S YOUR CHOICE.

aaaahhh aaahhh aaahhhhhh ummmm i'm thinking...... uhhhh... you know what bro maybe the second one is better

[astarisens]

I AGREE WITH THE ONE WHO WANTS TO SHRINK YOU AND KEEP YOU AS AN ACTION FIGURE.

WOULD YOU PREFER THAT TO BEING EATEN? I COULD DO THAT INSTEAD.

...wh. WHAT. NO. YO I MEAN LIKE I'M? DO I HAVE TO CHOOSE??? SERIOUSLY??? I DON'T WANT EITHER OF THEM???????

[astarisens]

IN THE BLENDER YOU GO

THAT WON'T EVEN WORK ON ME LIKE

[astarisens]

i want to shrink you and make you into a little action figure and just keep you on my desk

...?????WHAAAAAAATTTTT WHAAATTT ha haha ha that's like so weird to say don't. uhhh. aaahhh don't do that. no

[astarisens]

you are so

yeeeeessssss? finish your sentence bro WHAT are my anons even doing

[astarisens]

I ENJOY THE TASTE OF THE EDIBLE TASTY GREEN CREATURE ROBOT. OM NOM.

I DON'T ENJOY BEING EATEN DO NOT DO THIS!!!!!!! YO!!!! YO YO YO CHILL ON ME. YO