Viking Girl

The names Astrid and I'm a European History Major hailing from Norway. I'm a pretty fair shot and I might be the local freak with a knife collection, but I have some pretty awesome friends who don't care either way.

[astridhofferman]

My little girl is asking about preschool || OPEN

I’m not old enough to have a child almost in preschool.

[astridhofferman]

too-loose-andintrouble replied to your post:

Astrid, Astrid, Astrid

I’m bored

And what, you think it’s my job to entertain you?

[astridhofferman]

Astrid, Astrid, Astrid

What the fuck do you want Toulouse?

[astridhofferman]

Astrid the werewolf backstory

Astrid was born in a small Norwegian village in the 1970s. When she was a young woman she was out rock climbing when her equipment failed. Her harness caught her but the force of the catch broke her spine in 4 places. She hung there for several minutes when the rope snapped and she fell the rest of the way to the ground. She hit her head on a rock when she hit the ground and lay there dying when a man found her. She was barely conscious and on the verge of death when the man, a werewolf from Edinburgh she later found out, changed her to save her life. They told her family she had died in a climbing accident and she moved to the UK which is how she ended up in Disney. 

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“Parenting is so hard though.  And it has only gotten harder the more mobile they’ve gotten, so I can’t blame Jim for rewarding himself.  I still do it whenever I get Gavin through another day.  But, he is a Pan, so he should be able to handle anything.”

[astridhofferman]

“Oh I know, it seems like suddenly everything is dangerous now that she can get into everything. I can’t blame him either but I still do, although that might just be because I live with him. Considering how well you’ve handled being a father I’ll say he has a pretty good example of handling anything. And Brooke is a Hawkins which means she can get into all kinds of trouble.”

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“It is simply not possible that Gavin will be in my class next year.  It’s just… not supposed to happen.”

[astridhofferman]

“Nice to know I’m not the only one bemoaning the passage of time. It seems like just yesterday that Jim was trying to reward himself for having Brooke survive a whole year.”

[adoringalona]

I am incredibly happy and honored to have anyone interested in what I have to say and in what I do. I enjoy my work and it gives me tremendous pleasure to see that other people enjoy it as well.

[adoringalona]

I learned how to hold my own and not be intimidated by the fact that I’m a woman in a ‘man’s world.’ You learn to be a smarter woman. - ALONA TAL

[adoringalona]

ALONA TAL ATTENDING THE LUNCHEON FOR FRANCESCA EASTWOOD, MISS GOLDEN GLOBE - 2013

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[helloitssofia]

Dean Gayer

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[astridhofferman]

My bumblebee is 3 || Open

I’m not old enough to have a 3 year old.

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I’m Sorry...

[mister-right-ish-blog]

“I didn’t peg you for a bully, you’re too pretty for that sort of ugliness,” he said, “Nice to meet you, Astrid, officially that is.”

[astridhofferman]

“Ah, but what might be brutal honesty to the speaker may be heard as bullying to the listener, I prefer to err on the side of caution.” She raised the coffee to her lips again and took a small sip. “I suppose I shall return the sentiment.”