Normal brain: awe I lost a bit of the weight I gained, no worries tho it happens
Feedist brain: hey you should- *makes me eat 3 Popeyes chicken sandwiches. 2 orders of the mac and cheese, a bottle of Fanta*
Normal brain: "Oh dang... Okay whew I'm pleasantly stuffed. But I should probably not eat for the rest of the day.
Feedist brain: yeah but wouldn't it be cute to- *makes me eat 3 hotdogs loaded with cheese and onions and a large handful of Fries*
Normal brain: "Oh god... Oh fuck... Okay okay, I really shouldn't eat anymore, my blood sugars are already dangerously hi-
Feedist brain: yeah yeah cool so like what if- *Makes me impulsively buy a cake*
Normal brain: No... No no n-
Mine and partners feedist brain: eat it on all fours without your hands. *Proceeds to do so*
Normal brain: fuuuuck -uuurrrp- *huff huff* okay okay, is that enough?
Feedist brain: *twirls hair cutely* so like you should- *orders McDonald's, gets the wrong order and this one comes with ice cream, large fries, a box of cookies and mcchickens. but partner is sad because they didn't get their chicken nuggets*
Normal brain: *barely functional at this point* o..kay, is thissss enoughhh? *Stomach gurgling, breathing shallow, barely able to move*
Feedist brain Soooo close you should actually- *orders 80 chicken nuggets, partner eats 40 of them while I slowly eat 20*
Normal brain:.....................
Feedist brain: hello? You good?
Normal brain:.....................
Feedist brain: uh oh, that can't be good. What if I just *Makes me wake up the next day the most ravenous I've ever been*
Normal brain: P-Plea-se.... N-no m-more....
Feedist brain: I get to decide when we're done. Not you~