Songs of a Crowe

there's nothing but static in this empty place.

[asxthecrowexflies]

is it bad that i'm turned on by stephanie right now

[asxthecrowexflies]

NO ONLY LISTEN TO THAT SONG EVERY FUCKIN' DAY IN THE GYM

FUCK YOU 

[asxthecrowexflies]

HOLY SHIT USING EMINEM'S LEGACY FOR THIS PACKAGE REALLY

[asxthecrowexflies]

Cody, will you dance with me?

[thedreamerson]

I don’t know; are you a good dancer?

[asxthecrowexflies]

I am the best dancer. Ever. 

[asxthecrowexflies]

also the #michaelcoleneedsadictionary campaign.

prophetic would mean he's right about the future and going to beat Cena.

there is no word even close to prophetic you could have possibly botched

quit life. 

[asxthecrowexflies]

starting the #stopburyingsandow campaign

[overachievingdiva-deactivated20]

Swann’s getting back either tonight or tomorrow. And he’ll probs come to my house and eat all my food. :|

[asxthecrowexflies]

me, too?

[quothmenevermore]

Ditto.

[asxthecrowexflies]

I would wrestle Damien Sandow if they'd let me wrestle. 

So two birds with one stone, WWE, get on this.

[asxthecrowexflies]

I wish Sandow wrestled more.

[asxthecrowexflies]

Cody, will you dance with me?

[overachievingdiva-deactivated20]

Swann’s here and Sami hasn’t freaked out yet? What is happening?

[asxthecrowexflies]

I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS GONE FOR A LONG TIME SDKFNSDJFSDF

[quothmenevermore]

I’ll keep you in mind the next time I go to pull stupid shit. At the very least you can come laugh at me.

[asxthecrowexflies]

I wouldn't laugh at you. Not hard, at least. 

[asxthecrowexflies]

Masada and Renee know what's up.

[asxthecrowexflies]

#SAWFT

[quothmenevermore]

You were busy. And as far as the whole meltdown thing, I wasn’t in a place where calling anyone would have done me any good. Then again I ended up calling Stevie and almost pulled some stupid shit on him. But yeah, wasn’t in the right place to let many people deal with me.

[asxthecrowexflies]

Man... Arright. Whatever you say, man. I can't fault you when I've done some stupid shit along them lines. 

[quothmenevermore]

Okay. Short story because I’m still typing on my phone rather than my poor laptop. Uh. The cuddling part was because I lack personal space when I sleep ten hours over three days. 

The meltdown was because I’m a loser. And let people get under my skin, then proceeded to throw 17 years of sobriety away because of it. I can text you the whole story if you want.

[asxthecrowexflies]

Jesus fuckin' Christ, man. You coulda called a motherfucker for both, yanno?

[quothmenevermore]

Which part are you what’ing at?

[asxthecrowexflies]

Uh. All of it, really.