A Terrible Tumbl

I am a meat popsicle. 30. I'm sorry you had to experience this terrible page. If you're here for my art, head over to @forrest-gumption

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The first cryptic cryptid for Cryptober 2020

Making up for lost time. Sorry about the multiple uploads.

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Some of the most Chernobyl-level TOXIC people you will ever meet will call themselves an "Empath" and cry, manipulate, and gaslight their way into a constant state of victimisation for the attention it brings them.

If somebody mistreats you, dont give in if THEY'RE the one who starts crying, even if others look at you like the bad guy. If you know you're right, just walk away and take the hit.

It's better than the alternative.

[werewolf-cuddles]

Adobe Tells Users They Can Get Sued for Using Old Versions of Photoshop

"You are no longer licensed to use the software," Adobe told them.

In other news, it is now not only morally acceptable but the morally correct thing to do to pirate the fuck out of Adobe’s software line.

[justsomeantifas]

Planned Obsolescence gives way to Enforced Obsolescence

[semicolonthefifth]

[Laughs as I boot up Clip Studio Paint, which I bought one (1) time]

Here’s a list of other programs. Keep posting till it’s widely known.

https://twitter.com/Everblue_Comic/status/1124453210297520128

[crowmanart-deactivated20240316]

Good to know these thanks man.

[the-stray-liger]

Reblogging this one bc it has options for indesign bc artists aren’t the only ones affected and graphic designers are getting played too and ignored in every one of these fucking posts

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That live action Sonic looks better every day.

[highdio]

When you die in Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure.

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[catgifcentral]

Cthulhu’s favorite pet 

In case you didn’t know: Cat GIF Central on Facebook.

[roguetelemetry]

gossipy mindflayer

[androgena-deactivated20210219]

Ok originally I posted this on its own but Who Wore It Better: 8 year old me or Nick Cave

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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[lucjan]

invasion

[lucjan]

the invasion continues!

[rasstegai]

joestar tour grop + shit people say in until dawn

[gburanddragons]

These

Tables

Are

So

Freakin

GOOD!

Shoutout to Lady Tiefling for being kickass.

[brucebocchi]

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I was minding my own business checking the hourly numbers at work, when I hear what sounds like a European ambulance approaching the register.

I was instead met with a woman, ready to purchase Deadpool pint glasses, shuffling at me at top speed without lifting her feet from the floor, giving me one of these:

She then swiped her card at a 45* angle to the reader several times and said "I need a new card, it always does this, I don't know why it won't read."

[untilashleybrown]

what do you mean this isn’t what happened

[castlewyvern]

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone.

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"I wonder if Disney will make a terrible CGI Will Smith Genie"

Expectation:

Reality: