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huge fan of the fantastic four's stupid fucking flying car being potentially one of the best threats printed into the vintage format in years
trivial to do this on turn 1 in shops
“Your pets only love you because you feed them”
Yeah well that’s also how your relationship with your parents starts out but more stuff happens after that doesn’t it
Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!
Id love to see any kind of snail!
here u go!
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Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.
When I was hesitant about Frank Castle being in Brand New Day, what I failed to account for is that Frank is the perfect person to hear "I'm staying away from my loved ones to protect them" and respond with "that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Go talk to them."
Remember in Thunderbolts when Yelena confessed to Alexei that she felt so alone and drepressed. That the only things she was able to do was going to work, stare at her phone and think about all the bad things she has done.
In the intro the Brand New Day we see Peter going full SpiderMan mode (working), stalking Ned on his social media (staring at his phone) and constantly visiting May's grave (thinking about the bad things he has done).
Black Widows were trained to easily read people, so the moment Peter walked into Yelena's "office" she clocked the same depression that tormented her for so long. Her comment about him being a "sad man" wasn't thrown randomly, she knew that it was true.
That is why she was geniuly happy when she saw him with friends; because it was having friends what ended up saving her and she truly believed that it could save Peter too. She was right.
jean entering franks mind and only saying “this guy’s gotttt issues” that’s it that’s his character
X Men Red if the writers weren’t cowards.
Happy pride month!
god i'm back on my peter parker bullshit
So while I do like BND, I do dislike the blatant copaganda and pro surveillance camera attitude that is present throughout.
"But Max!" you say "Damage Control were the bad guys!"
But Damage Control isn't *real.* They are a fictional organization that, while could be seen as an allegory for real life orgs, is also so deeply separated by only focusing on supervillans, super villan tech, mutants etc. The kind of thing that only exists in comics. They are *allowed* to be evil because they do not have a clear cut, one to one real world counterpart. The NYPD is shown to be morally upstanding, despite that being far from the truth for it or most police forces. Peter directly works with the police. And yes, this is something he does in the comics as well (comics also contain lots of copaganda), but the point still stands. There is an inherent dissonance in this film because they are unwilling to examine corruption outside of their fictional systems.
Yes, Damage Control are the bad guys. The film shows how you can't trust systems like that. And then the film ends with Peter calling up the police chief, continuing to work with her, any lesson he learned about not trusting the system is undercut because the movie is mot willing to show the absoultly horrific ways in which the police treat the populous of the city they operate in.
And that is not to say that the message is completely undermined, just weakened. A plot that deals with corruption in government orgs will never (in my opinion) land completely if in that same film they pay lip service to the police force.
The reality is that the police force *is* Damage Control in terms of corruption, abuse of power, of undermining peoples autonomy. They just are not allowed to be depicted as such.
been turning [SPOILER REDACTED] and frank castle over and over in my head for 24 hours. i need her dropping in on him every so often, ostensibly to tell him when he needs to check on peter (she's been keeping tabs), but also after a while she just sort of. hangs out. talks. finds sneaky ways to ask his advice on the pros and cons of murder-y revenge. and like, eventually she decides to go for it. peter's anti-vengeance speech sounded good at the time but fuck it, she's gonna track down what's-his-nuts and the rest of that organization and kill them all one by one so they can't hurt anyone else, and she tells frank straight up that that's what she's doing before she heads out. so off she goes on this brand new murder vengeance quest, this girl with the powers of a god at her fingertips, and here's this grumpy ex-marine with a rocket launcher and a sniper rifle and various handguns and a grenade belt trudging along in her wake to make sure she doesn't get herself killed in the process. and also to be there when she inevitably can't go through with it. you see the vision. she hits a breaking point, she can't do it and she's hates herself for it, and she's falling apart, waves of psychic shit pounding off of her, and this time frank doesn't bother with any of his guns. doesn't even think about it. he drops the sniper rifle and the rocket launcher and he sheds the grenade belt to get some of the weight off like he's about to jump into the ocean, and he grits his teeth and pushes through all that psychic energy bullshit, dealing with forced flash-memories of his wife and his kids and a bunch of PTSD shit from his time in the military the entire time, just pushing and pushing through until finally he gets to her. she gets her first real hug in years and it's from the stiffest most awkward 50-year-old on earth. he takes her back to the ship and he makes her eat something and he offers to kill the main guy himself so she doesn't have to. because that's how frank castle shows he cares. with chili and justified homicide.
Yelena asking Peter if he was bisexual was not on my bingo card😭😭😭😭