𝄞⨾𓍢ִ໋⋆. 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds, that is when the world will end ⋆·˚ ༘ * ☆ professional jake gyllenhaal movie watcher ☆ jake fans ples moot me up !!! I swear I'm cool !!!!!!!
whenever I follow a really cool looking blog with the intent of wanting to be mutuals with them I worry I'll seem like a small child asking for attention from an adult they look up to and theyre gonna be like "WHO the fuck is this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 s😭😭😭😭son I'm crine😭😭😭😭" and then they kill me
I showed a t-girl Donnie Darko, and she immediately became obsessed with it. I am proposing that we formally recognize Donnie Darko as an official t-girl movie. I also propose that we replace all screenings of RHPS with Donnie Darko. The girls can show up in oversized hoodies carrying axes and also in rabbit suits.
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he always plays your favorite songs on diner jukeboxes, even if you aren’t there
tells you the dumbest pickup lines
“if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple 😎”
he wants to match everything with you. keychains, bracelets, outfits… he practically buys everything in pairs
lays his head in your lap or on your shoulder whenever he can
^ he knows youll scratch his head when he does… its all part of his plot
LOVES to sneak up on you and hug u from behind
he looveeessss a good makeout sesh. sometimes he’ll get all giddy when youre doing it and giggles in & between kisses.
^ when you first start dating, he sucks at kissing. like terrible. but he gets better and learns the things you like
so impossibly touchy
has insane mommy issues . do with that what you will
tripsits you. once you greened out and he took the best care of you, fed u, made u drink water, reassured u…. all the things
you have to remind him to take his iron pills for anemia
^ u can always tell when he hasnt.. he gets all clumsy
he pierced your eyebrow to match his, took good care of it for you
(can u tell he loves doing things for you?)
he likes blowing dandelion fuzz in your face
he LOVES when u wear his clothes. his like orange/tan jacket that he flips inside out is his go-to when ur cold. also just seeing u swagged out in his clothes makes him geek
loves to take you rollerskating, bowling, to arcades….
he holds your hand in the weirdest ways. sometimes he’ll just hold onto your pinkie while you’re walking, other times he’ll cradle one of your hands in both of his
gets all teary eyed when he has to say bye
he loves hearing you breathe when you’re sleeping, its personal and intimate in a way he can’t explain
shares all his food with you
he makes little raps about how much he loves you. he’ll be like “gimme a beat” and start rhyming like hes dr seuss
“this reminded me of yooouuuu”
if theres two of ANYTHING he has to say “thats us”
you can’t watch movies together bc he falls asleep EVERY TIME (he always says he won’t this time)
has a little camcorder that he uses to take videos/pictures of u and ur adventures
he likes putting stickers all over your face
he always asks you to push him on swings 😭
at parties and raves he ALWAYS manages to find his way to the dj and requests your favorite song
he does that thing toddlers do when they’re like “WATCH THIS” and jump off the couch
if you guys go out to eat he always fakes a proposal or says it’s your birthday to get free food
draws ugly little monster guys on u
sometimes he’ll come back from hanging out with jack literally smelling like a dog. gross but u get to shampoo his hair and clean the dirt from under his nails and get his blackheads and when ur done he looks like a princess
^insists on wearing the spa headband thingies
makes you have lightsaber battles with him in toy aisles
calls you the dumbest nicknames. if you’re being quiet he calls you “talksy” and dumb stuff like dat
burns you so many cds i know i hc this for wveryone but its CANON
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