spies are 'till 8pm.

it's a school night. every night.

[recents]

currently imagining the group solas glazing sessions in veilguard after they see one of his memories where they all sit around the table and discuss his thoughts and motivations explicitly out loud for people who are fucking idiots. but it’s the inquisition cast around the war table doing it about anders.

[recents]

cullen: I see. Perhaps Anders saw no other way to liberate the mages of Thedas. But other people might consider him a terrorist. Now I understand that this situation is more complicated than it appeared to me when I was there.

iron bull: Still… suicidal of him to go up against the entire chantry like that. Homicidal, too.

dorian: Suicidal? Or maybe… brave? I’m Dorian Pavus.

varric: Plus, his dick is humongous. Just massive

cassandra: is zis confirmed information?

varric: Twice the size of Bianca’s. At least

[fleshwerks]

madam... let's start with finding out what racism actually is.

Madam he literally has something uniquely nasty to say to each inquisitor of each race, based specifically in their race. Solasmancers man, they always keep telling others how their reading of solas is shallow and they don't understand solas, but all this lady has done is out herself as someone who has never played any other inquisitor than a female lavellan, and even with fem lavellan she completely missed out that part where he's literally like 'i can't believe troglodytes like YOUR people could raise someone like you. Are you unique? You must be unique, that explains it, yeah.'

[wanderingibon]

[andrasteschosen]

i used flycam for the cullen romance yesterday and found out that dorian just fucking sits his ass down on those stairs during the cutscene

[atrioventricularvalves]

Dorian being a nosey bitch but.... is Cullen lounging across both chairs??

[andrasteschosen]

he saw the inquisitor and struck a pose

[andrasteschosen]

i used flycam for the cullen romance yesterday and found out that dorian just fucking sits his ass down on those stairs during the cutscene

[atrioventricularvalves]

Dorian being a nosey bitch but.... is Cullen lounging across both chairs??

[atrioventricularvalves]

OSHA eat your heart out

[atrioventricularvalves]

Solas made a brief appearance in my BG3 playthrough today

[atrioventricularvalves]

Eh, worth a shot

[athenasdragon]

Guys I'm starting to get really worried after the Veilguard trailer. What if... what if no one drinks out of a cup that's wildly too big and they're levitating it between their hands and it looks really stupid...

[atrioventricularvalves]

For being the Trash Bear, you have expensive taste.

[milfsmackdown]

where’s kakashi being crucified for 1000 years it’s easter

[snoozaga]

Happy Easter 🐰

[atrioventricularvalves]

If Anders ate magical objects like Gale, Cassandra would refuse to believe Varric when he tells her Anders ate Hawke's shoes. This is a lie too bold, she says.

Merrill often offers her stuff to Anders, she doesn't need those gloves anyway.

Isabella offers, but it's just a sexual innuendo for a strip tease - emphasis on the tease, she expects those items back.

Sometimes Hawke hides Carver's stuff from him and tells him Anders ate it.

After all the jokes, Bethany keeps trying to watch how Anders eats these things. One time she tries to replicate it and is put in time out.

Anders taunts Sebastian by saying he'll eat his chantry symbols. Sebastian does not appreciate it.

Aveline is very tired.

Fenris is extremely unhappy about the entire ordeal. He will not allow Anders to eat any of his possessions and threatens to gut him and take them back if he tries...

... He can have Hadriana's shoes, though. She won't be needing them.

[atrioventricularvalves]

Cazador's army

[rivertigo]

makes me so mad that I’ll never be able to open up some guys rib cage and just stick my hands in his organs and move em around while he moans and whimpers. imagine getting your prostate grabbed from the inside. must feel crazy

[podcastwizard]

you just don't get this kind of stuff on twitter

[atrioventricularvalves]

a new element to the Anders/Fenris rivalry

[atrioventricularvalves]

So, Baldur's Gate is going really well.

[atrioventricularvalves]

Bioware was right to keep Hawke tethered to the ground. If Hawke could jump, they'd never come down again.

[coffeebuoy]