You don't know the shit I've been through

Call me Mango. I used to roleplay a chracter called Bathroom in tandem with basement-relatable, but not really anymore. Also a personal, so expect SnK, Assassin's Creed, Transformers, my cosplay efforts and other amazing and interesting crap.

[attackthebathroom]

Like here on campus, we have one "Cafe Spice India" and this Korean guy was behind me talking about "chicken curry." I did what any normal altruistic Indian would have done and warned him not to call it chicken curry and to ask for a specific dish, as well as to watch out for spicy level.

He just slowly nodded his head and went 'uh ok' and then proceeded to ask the black lady behind the counter if he could have some chicken curry. She just put her hands on her hips and said "Son, we got 3 types of chicken -whad'ya want?"

The idiot didn't understand that "chicken curry" wasn't an item on the menu.

Long story short, I wanted to punch somebody over a matter I shouldn't really be concerned about in the first place.

[bokutow]

If this post gets 1000 notes by the time I go zip lining, I will wear a SNK cosplay and zoom through the trees screaming about titans and singing guren no yumiya.

[attackthebathroom]

When you're at an Indian shop, and you ask for "chicken curry," the lady behind the counter will either give you the crappiest "chicken curry" or the most expensive. Never ask specifically for "chicken curry" as they literally can take advantage of your ignorance - mentioning a specific dish by name is much better.

[ghostmakoto]

how to summon pigeon satan:

draw pentagram

sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram

[nicciremade-blog]

ＦＯＯＬＩＳＨ ＭＯＲＴＡＬ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＲＥＡＬＬＹ ＴＨＩＮＫ… ＩＳ ＴＨＡＴ ＢＲＥＡＤ

[styliferous]

[asophiora-deactivated20160419]

When you send a couple asks to senpai and don’t get a response

When you send fanmail to senpai and don’t get a response

When you reblog senpai’s open ic starter, and he ignores you

When you reply to a senpai’s ooc question post and he ignores you

[failchild-enthusiast]

"I’m sorry I couldn’t find an image of a star collapsing, so that’s Jennifer Lawrence." [x]

[attackthebathroom]

Then again, blackouts are a good time to make puns.

[gabite]

im friends with a fucking tree on facebook

[attackthebathroom]

The Tree and I are good buddies in real life. Like, we went to the same high school. And he borrowed half of my Tron cosplay for a glow in the dark viola dub step act which literally dominated at our school's talent show.

[animentality]

are u 12

I certainly hope not ‘cause a twelve year old with my sense of humor and my extensive list of turn ons might need therapy

though anyone at any age really shouldn’t be as perverted as me

[animentality]

Also DAMN IT DO I LOOK FRIGGING TWELVE

[attackthebathroom]

basement-relatable is 12

[sneakymedulla]

look down, as if you were looking at his junk

give him this look:

shake your head “no”

bonus points if you do this:

[attackthebathroom]

[bubblline]

sorry if you thought this was going to be a happy comic.

[animentality]

I did.

You destroyed me. Thank you so much.

[dolphinonion]

The boys looked like eren and jean am I right

[basement-relatable-deactivated2]

I wonder if his dick is as big as his eyebrows

[shellfox-now-at-kingsmember-dea]

[attackthebathroom]

[8oo-deactivated20160414]

what if connie died and one day sasha turns around to crack a joke but connie wasnt there

[hoekage-deactivated20141204]

[leonharclt]

if sasha was the one who died, i could see connie bringing a portion of his meals to her grave everyday to make sure she wasn’t too hungry up there in heaven.

[citrusorgans]

guys stop im crying

[bdsm--life]

i love that the 104th top ten goes

mikasa

titan

titan

titan

titan

[oikawasmom]

6. horse

[blehhhhhhhhghhhh-deactivated201]

7. Jesus

[bertholdt-fubar]

8. the avatar

[attackthebathroom]

I really want to hug certain people because they've done so much for me when they think really didn't do anything at all. Among them, my roommate. Also Scott and Siva. Jess too, though idk if she'd be ok with it. Also Silas mun, though I don't know her name :/ But yeah, there are people I really want to thank for all they've done. I've just been depressed and acting like a moody 14 yr old again that I just shunned all my IRL friends, and hid away from people when I needed company the most. Thanks all

[attackthebathroom]

One of these days, I really need to voice that scene where Ultra Magnus starts a conversation with Windblade with "how ya' doin? The universe is ending so I kinda need your help." That scene was gold