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@attacus-atlas-the-moth
please don't send me fundraisers. i am here to recover, not to stress.
my tma liveblog in a bad way
ask me anything, there's a very good chance i'll answer. i play a lot of gacha games. ask me about my favorite characters. my issues tag is #chronic health tag. i also have a #resources tag, please check that out
here is a link to gazan mutal aid projects and fundraisers.
possibly a system. anti endos dni
askbox is back open, I'm trusting yall i also am mod atlas for shitty-tma-aus!
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🔁rightintomyheart 💗🎼
How much of this shit do I have to learn from tumblr dot com what do you MEAN Love Händel is just??? Coming back?
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Op casually leaving out that the entire thing has been organized by Lindana’s children
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HUH?
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Just to clarify you mean like. THE Lindana. As in the pop star from the 80s.
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I do! Bobbi (who has been running a hair salon since the band’s breakup) updated the website saying he’ll be out for a reunion concert. And that he was convinced after speaking with two kids—Phineas and Ferb Flynn-Fletcher, who want them to come back to perform at their mother, Linda’s anniversary.
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Ohhh so nepotism 🙄
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No, not nepotism. You guys don’t get to hate on these kids, they’re super cool. They came into my shop & asked me to perform for their parents. They made no mention of their mom being Lindana. We’re literally prepping for the concert right now and I just learned this from tumblr. Had to fact check it with Bobbi. Point is, at no point did they try to leverage their mom’s fame. They genuinely just wanted to do something sweet for their parents. I doubt they even thought to try and use their mother’s status. They simply explained how passionate their parents were about the band.
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DANNY?
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Ok so tonight we have learned:
Love Handel is coming back
Lindana’s children asked them to come back
Lindana’s kids apparently don’t even realize the implications of their mom having previously been famous
Danny of Love Handël uses tumblr
Danny ALSO is getting his news from tumblr
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#also I did some digging #and like #her kids also wrote gitchee gitchee goo??!! #but then just #never did music again #and again did Not mention their mom
HELLO??
350 Follower Special
Scenario:
Candace Flynn manages to catch Kira in the act of murdering someone. She declares that Kira is sooooo busted and runs off to tell her mother. Kira attempts to figure out Candace's full name in the time that she's gone. Candace manages to find her mother in the middle of taking an elephant painting course (taught by real elephants), and makes a truncated account of what she witnessed, which makes it very confusing. Linda instead has her take the place of an elephant model that got human flu. In the meantime, Agent P and Dr. Doofenshmirtz are battling it out because Doof has invented a death ray whose ostensible purpose is to target "journalists" and transport them to the Dominican Republic, but for some reason it only targets people who journal. This is somehow linked to Heinz having to read his own diary at the Drusselstein Elementary School. Due to a convenient series of events involving a giant novelty soda drink hat, the ray is fired off-course before it self-destructs, and it impacts Kira and transports him away from the Death Note before he can finish writing Candace's name. Candace drags her mom through the door only to find that Kira is missing. She then picks up the Death Note and runs after her mom, but she trips and drops the Death Note in an elephant-sized can of paint, temporarily ruining the Death Note beyond repair. Ryuk appears to her regardless and addresses her as Kevin.
IN THE ABOVE SCENARIO, IS CANDACE FLYNN COUNTED AS HAVING "SOLVED" THE KIRA MURDERS?
Yes, she "caught" Kira, alerted the authorities, and halted the murders.
No, Kira is still on the loose and the Death Note is still active.
It's a perfect 2/3 of the vote! Candace Flynn has managed to solve the Kira murders and successfully busted Kira! Great job, Kevin.
You see, Perry the Platypus, when Vanessa was a little girl, she wanted to take estrogen. Of course, I said yes. And since then she’s always been my little girl. Well recently, Vanessa’s school deadnamed her on her reports! Can you believe that!? I mean we live in a fairly progressive area and—hey, isn’t that not allowed in public schools??
Anyway, that’s when I got the idea for THIS! The deadname-eraser-inator! That way, not only will Vanessa no longer be deadnamed, but EVERY OTHER TRANS PERSON IN THE TRI! STATE! AREA!
Perry spends this episode fixing the wall he put a hole through on the way in
perry raises an eyebrow and makes a little platypus growl at him, and Doof goes OH me???. heh, funny story actually!, I don't have a deadname!, see when I was born my parents forgot to name me, well i guess technically I do but it's in ocelot so it- it really doesn't come up a lot!
Mammu! Finius and Ferbingetorix built Rome in a day!
I feel like this also implies that rome is somehow being destroyed by the end of the day
The Emperor Constantine loves Finius and Ferbingetorix's "New Rome" so much that he makes it his new capital and names it after himself.
Yeah that checks out.
What's the doofenschmirtz contraption/scheme of the day?
Doofenric the Ostrogoth (insert jokes about his daughter Vanessa being "Goth" but in the modern sense) invented a City-Mover-Inator to move Rome across the Danube so his Germanic confederation could sack it.
Thankfully, Agent Pericles stops him by redirecting the Inator to Finius and Ferbingetorix's New Rome instead, moving it to the Bosphorus.
While Pericles and Doofenric are fighting over the controls of the Inator, it gets accidentally changed to paint remover mode and then fired at a random direction.
Somewhere nearby a painter just finished coloring the statue of the emperor when suddenly all the paint gets removed.
Painter: Aw...
Painter, giving it a second look: Hmmm... 🤔
Candysseia: What animal even is Pericles?
Finius: We named it "platypus", meaning flat-foot.
Ferbingetorix: On account of his feet being flat.
Candysseia: And where did he come from?
Febingetorix: We have no earthly idea.
Doofenric the Goth: Pericles the- wait, what animal even are you, Agent Pericles?
Pericles: *hands him papyrus*
Doofenric: *reading* A "platypus", meaning flat-foot... oh, on account of your feet being flat!
[post-credits scene]
Doofenric: Wait, you know a platypus named Pericles, too? Is every platypus named Pericles?
Ferbingetorix: As far as we know, yes.
pnf revival challenge day 7: Tropes!
Hosted by @howtonerdoutovereverything! ✨
One of my favorite tropes is the reveal close calls 🤷♂️
phineas and ferb episode that is rated pg13 so they are allowed one f-bomb. candace keeps trying to find the perfect situation to use it but every time she tries she gets interrupted or drowned out by a comically loud horn. meanwhile doofenshmirtz has made the censor-inator because now that they're pg13 he's convinced that vanessa doesnt know any swear words (she knows all of them) and that she'll explode if she hears someone say "shit" so he wants to make the entire tri-state area child-friendly. he flies it over danville in his official blimp and a one-off joke is that his laser hits a rated r movie that's a clear parody of the human centipede or someshit and it turns into a barney-the-dinosaur-ass psa. at the last second perry destroys the inator and knocks it out of the blimp and it fires off one more laser that censors out phineas and ferb's invention before mom can get home. candace tries to finally drop her one-allowed cuss but her voice has given out. perry comes back and makes a little platypus noise (all of those have been swear words the whole time but because nobody speaks platypus nobody notices) and then part of doof's machine crashes into the house (candace is in charge) and ferb says "what the fuck"
okay then...
Last one from the archives
Best running gag in the show tbh
they go through this every year.
ok I didn’t post this yesterday to continue my pnf pride fanart streak buuuuuut I’ll post double today.
Happy Phineas and Ferb Season 5!
Francis is gonna have an aneurysm once he finds out that these specific kids discovered one of his cameras.
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pnf revival challenge day 10: Carl Karl!
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I straight up lied yesterday. It's not a direct continuation of prev days, but it is a continuation 🤷♂️ I like to imagine that all the agents at OWCA pull the puss in boots move on Carl whenever they want something and it always works 'cuz he's too weak to say no to them
i went to a drag show and one of the acts was Doofenshmirtz and Perry the Platypus
