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Me: *calls new doctor*

Reception: *gives me time and date of visit*

Me: *inquires about office location*

Reception: *elaborate description of surrounding buildings near the office, local landmark buildings for directions...*

Me: ..... uh ok

#im so confused #why didn't they give me an adress?#what the hell #i guess #im gonna be searching for a bit #they couldn't even give me a name for the building #or the office #how am i supposed to find them?

Me: *walks into pharmacy*

Me: do you have those foam things for pens, to hold them better?

Pharmacist: unfortunately not, but I got them for my son at [store name]. I think they still have them if you wanna try getting some for your kids.

Me: *is a childless woman with a girlfriend who wanted the foam pen holder for herself* .... thanks!

#ummm #well then #i guess thats fine #disabilities

I'm having a good look at my calculus exam correction and there's this one question where you end up with these 3 points you need to graph. They look seemingly random, only distinction is that one of them is the mirror image of another, the third? Completely fucking random.

Oh but,

I'm supposed to know that graphs a fucking CIRLCE?

#seriously #im so confused #help me god #just why #i hate it thanks #jesus christ #why #fucking hell #calculus #i keep asking how #a lot of the correction is just.... how the fuck did you get here?#university

My girlfriend: this is the most important event of my life so far.

Me: *trying to defuse anxiety* what about our wedding?

My girlfriend: I said so far

My girlfriend: you can't get me I think!

#thesis #final paper anxiety #she thinks she's delirious #why do they gotta make this stuff so stressfull #research should be fun #final projects should be fun #they shouldn't make you wanna burn the university building to the ground #my girlfriend #im proud of her

Why do social expectation differ so much between neurotypicals and neurodivergents?

And how in the hell do neurotypicals live with each other when their own social rules differ so much from each other

#neurodivergent #neurodiversity #can someone explain #social rules #social expectations #im so confused

herbirdglitter

I had a brilliant idea.

Disability bingo poster. For people with a lot of disabilities.

Why? Because every so often your body will do something new, strange, and probably wildly inconvenient, and wouldn’t it be fun to be able to mark of a little square?

There could be your standard more general one, for your entire life: Amputation, anaphylaxis, broken limb, hives, oops now you have a skin condition, stupidest allergy award, own a hospital bed, ✨mobility aid✨, and child started crying when they saw me

Then you can have your smaller weekly or monthly bingo cards, like:

New allergy, random swelling, broke something by doing nothing, help, my skin!, hey that’s never hurt before, forgot my meds, lied to strangers about my illness, nearly punched a medical professional, accidentally hurt someone with mobility aid

Variations include:

This would be easier if it weren’t for my brain

Got blood drawn

Know my phlebotomist by name

Punched a medical professional

This affects my genitals???

Dislocation:)

Hey that blood shouldn’t be in that spot

Uh oh all nerves

Help, my head

And you should be able to get ones for your specific branch of disabilities

Like common comorbidities like pots/EDS/autism or whatever

auadhdwildcards

I started reading this as "oh yeah the bad fun times of having a chronic illness" and then it devolved into "fucking shit that happened last week, oh no... that too, and That!"

So hehe I can't seem to log into my Healthcare platform.... not fun. Reason: ????? Idk

My suspicions:

1) it's a goverment platform

2) it's 4am? It's it a bad time for you website??

#healthcare #i hate it thanks #help me god #jesus christ #im so tired #chronic illness #life #but i hate it

There are days I realize how neurodivergent I am.

Today is one of those days.

Currently doing my last math lecture of the year and there was a question on the board that reads:

"What number of both types of wrapping paper would you need to buy to complete the following conditions?" (Conditions: maximum amount of gifts wrapped)

I FUCKING READ THAT AND UNDERSTOOD THAT YOU WOULD NEED TO FIND A VALUE FOR BOTH TYPES OF WRAPPING PAPER! AS IN BOTH HAVE TO BE AT LEAST FUCKING 1.

What was the answer you ask?

0 for wrapping paper A and 22 for wrapping paper B

Fuck you.

0 is not a number that completes the "use both types of wrapping paper". WHICH IS WHAT I UNDERSTOOD.

Aparently EVERYONE ELSE understood it as "whatever numbers you can pull out of your ass"

If someone says make me a bloody Mary and you know you have to use Vodka and tomato juice, since that's how it's fucking made and someone answers you by saying "used 0ml of Vodka and 300ml of tomato juice" I WOULD FUCKING KILL THEM.

I AM NOT DRINKING THAT

#welcome to finals #i wanna murder someone #and it's not me #i hate it thanks #why do they write shit like this #can they specify what they mean?#of course not #cause that's the fucking point of the exam #reading comprehension skills #my ass #fuck you #you guys are mathematicians #write exactly what you mean #you mean fucks #university

papapupi

auadhdwildcards

Me every day from under the weighted blanket.

#its so cold outside #i don't wanna leave the house #can't i stay inside?#i hate leaving the house #im so tired #university #life

My girlfriend: swans mate for life

Me: awww

My girlfriend: and they die of depression

#swans #i #no words #no context #she wants to be a duck #cause they don't have a brain #university is killing us #welcome to finals

auadhdwildcards

It funking wimdy today

The faculty doors, in the building, are rattling.

auadhdwildcards

Oh it's so fucking windy

I've been dodging broken branches flying around.

#what is this #hurricane season?#slightly concerned #a whole tree got blown down #the university sign looks like it's about to pull a spontaneous dissasembly

It funking wimdy today

The faculty doors, in the building, are rattling.

#i hate it thanks #theres so much wind #so many leaves #dirt in my eyes #my allergies #help me god #im so tired #university #the rattling is so distracting

Jesus fuck I need to get tested for dyslexia because what the fuck?

I just wrote "denonimator" in my math exam, twice, and I recognized as wrong but couldn't for the life of me figure out how to write it correctly. Fucking hell I couldn't even say it out loud. It was throwing my whole brain for a loop.

Denominator, fucking denominator!

#denominator #why was it so hard for me #i can read well #usually #not that well recently #actually #hold up #aquired dyslexia?#i don't remeber if i had problems as a child #my parents could have tested me #they would have never told me the results #and like years later i'd be like #im struggling #im really not having a good time #and they'd be like #ah yes it's because you have this #and i would kill them #for never telling me

Me: I wanna have a fun Halloween

My life: here

Sleep 3 hours

Period starts

Flash flood warning for uni zone level 5/6

Exam at said uni at 9am

It's 7am I'm so tired

100L/m² showers expected before 11am

Ps: my heart goes out to the people in Valencia, I'm sorry for your loss and I hope rebuilding can start soon.

#its not gonna be like the tsunami waves of valencia #but im crossing into a danger zone #the city isn't probable to flash floods #but the outskirts?#completely probable #i have a river that has been growing all day and all night #reaaaaaallly close to the building #and the sea is like right there #2.5 meter waves doesn't sound fun #i'll probably be fine #just a little concerned about the expected evolution of this situation #cause it will be storming when i start my exam #oh well #flash floods #there was a tornado yesterday #i gotta pass through that tornado zone

I never expected to say this but...

There was a question in the exam that was so fun to answer! (No sarcasm, im completely honest).

Did I use all the data that was given? No

Did I deduce the answers using multiple steps of logical reasoning using just theory? Yes

Do i feel like i'll barely pass the exam anyways? Yep

#exam season #exams #this professor #i swear #idk #sometimes his exams make me cry #sometimes its this shit #love to hate him #university

Trying to study a little before my exam today and my SoundCloud is blessing me with the raviest songs ever

#im about to die #but the rave songs are so good #this is insane #the trumpet goes so hard #im vibin #everyone looks so stressed #like same #but damn #this is a bop dude #unuversity life

Me: *trying to concentrate and write a bit before studying for my exams next week*

Me: *takes headphones off*

My roomate talking to her boyfriend: you know who Carol G is right??

Me: *puts headphones back on*

#don't know whats going on over there #but imma stay over here #got shit to do #its always the most random stuff #roomates

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