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not flirty, not thirty, not thriving.

[justcallmesatanstrashcan]

[transxfiles]

the world was severely lacking weird little girl memes so i had to fill the void

[mpregwizard-deactivated20260125]

more like

[nokiabae]

[itsroblaw]

restaurant: sorry we stop serving at 8

me: honey i never stop serving

[karmanistic]

[squeakyfoam-deactivated20151111]

idiot baby stolen by shadow person [REAL]

[liberalsarecool]

#TaxTheRich

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

Perhaps the most-terrifying space photograph around.

Astronaut Bruce McCandless II floats untethered away from the safety of the space shuttle, with nothing but his Manned Maneuvering Unit keeping him alive. The first person in history to do so.

Credit: NASA

[3rd-world-elite]

[viejospellejos]

Stung by a bee // Le picó una abeja 🐝

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gaylor-moon]

[gaylor-moon]

woah y'all really feel this one huh

[dankmemeuniversity]

[glorioustiel]

honestly being tagged in things makes me so happy because it’s like?? ? you think of me?? ? you remember me?? ? i don’t even remember me sometimes

[yoursmokesignals]

i just want to say it’s been an honor to be unhinged with all of you 

[neopetsuser-deactivated20210119]

[elleshellsbells]

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

I am building delicious soups from powerful broths you couldn't even comprehend.

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

I have soups that could make you forgive your father.

[the-a-j-universe]

Impossible. But the claim is audacious enough to intrigue anyway.