YELLING WITH CAT HOUR

Rei Ailuros. 32. Female. Taken. Melbourne, Australia. Crazy cat lady. Pluviophile. Vegan. ~ Bad times are just times that are bad ~

[depsidase]

[memeuplift]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

"he is not my president" bumper sticker with a picture of some random guy that has never been president

[retrogamingblog]

Kirby Bath Bomb from Japan

[warmbajablast]

turn your bath water into piss to unlock kirby

[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

i just want to be touched really hard

like by a car

hit me with a car 

[kitschyliving]

[glitter6ug-deactivated20190325]

why is this ad so ominous

[officialcrow]

5 hour onion nugget window of opportunity

[auroraailuros]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ratfuck]

[maxxipad]

[theedemaruh]

*seductively flips leg hair* 

[animalbody]

depression meal: dusty glass of lukewarm water that’s been sitting on your dresser for a week

[sdrgiobhjkfdlbjreiug-deactivate]

*covers mouth and nose in selfie* ah yes now i’m beautiful 

[funnytwittertweets]

[femboy-genius-deactivated202407]

Being up at 4-5 am is like loading in a level but the textures haven’t loaded all the way through yet.

[femboy-genius-deactivated202407]

[dualdestinies-archive-deactivat]

i like this text post a lot because it’s a comparison between two extremely different styles of humor despite it, effectively, being the same joke

[thebelchers]

Bob’s Burgers, The Horse Rider-er (S06E17)

[powerviolent-deactivated2019050]

[jrcbouillabaisse]

[mage-pie]

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

[of-the-yellow-ajah]

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

[pawprins]

are you satan