Author Robert

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#thebyrds #authorrobert 🇺🇸👍 (at Author Robert) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-jBgOWl2hc/?igshid=vwjmtlg34e9b

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MISSISSIPPI DREAMING ON SUCH A NICE SPRING DAY... #juanmississippi #toomississippi #treemississippi #itsasmallworld #authorrobert 🇺🇸🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🤙🌎🌏🌺🦸‍♂️ (at Mississippi) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-i0cF2FrYG/?igshid=j2pb6nt3xzp

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I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED HOW THESE LOAN FORGIVENESS PROGRAMS WORK... I MEAN, AS SOMEONE WHO WAS RAISED IN THE CATHOLIC CHURCH, AM I SUPPOSED TO ASK THE PRIEST WHEN I GO TO CONFESSION TO FORGIVE MY LOANS... DO I SAY 10 OUR FATHERS AND 10 HAIL MARY’S? WOULD THE PRIEST MAYBE HELP ME FILL OUT THE PAPERWORK OR SOMETHING...? SORRY GUYS. AS YOU CAN SEE, I AM JUST REALLY, REALLY CONFUSED AT THE MOMENT... #forgivemefatherforihavesinned #loanforgiveness #originalsin #secondarysin #authorrobert 🇺🇸🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🤙👍✌️✌️🆒🆕💃🏽🌏🙏🦸‍♂️🍹 (at Purgatory) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-izNd4Fqy-/?igshid=d8zskoi2i06f

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WHAT’S MY PHILOSOPHY? I JOKE, THEREFORE, I AM. #ijokethereforeiam #authorrobert 🇺🇸🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🕺🏼💃🏽🌏🆒🆕🤟👍🤙✌️ (at The Funny Farm) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-iwkT4F5Ij/?igshid=951abwq0f5s9

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Well I just got into town about an hour ago! Took a look around, see what way the wind blow! #robertobrien #authorrobert (at Downtown Los Angeles) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6BWK62plYq/?igshid=1vhe9zuufdizt

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ALL THINGS MUST PASS, ALL THINGS MUST PASS AWAY... #georgeharrison #allthingsmustpass #authorrobert 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇮🇪🕺🏼🤙🤟🆒👍🆕 (at Author Robert) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-iuQNIFufm/?igshid=um2quyqyfju3

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THE FOUNDERS OF LOS ANGELES NAMED THE TOWN: THE TOWN OF OUR LADY, THE QUEEN OF THE ANGELS... (IN SPANISH, of course...) So I would like to say hello on behalf of Jesus of Nazareth’s Mother: MARY, from the city she is named after... #allthingsmustpass #authorrobert 🇺🇸🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🕺🏼💃🏽🦸‍♂️🙏🤙✌️🤟🌏🥊 (at Author Robert) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-it_tTFoI-/?igshid=1p1dmttvfw087

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OKAY, THIS SHIT IS GETTING OUT OF HAND... SOMEONE TOLD ME THAT IN THE MIDDLE OF APRIL THEY’RE GOING TO MAKE IT MANDATORY TO WEAR A FACE MASK AND A WIG WHEN WE GO OUT SO I’M LOOKING ON AMAZON TO GET AHEAD OF THE GAME. THE FIRST 2 MALE WIGS ARE WHAT I HAVE NARROWED IT DOWN TO and they are waiting in my Amazon Shopping Cart ready for when I pull the trigger... Just between you and me... I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED A MAN’S MULLET WIG... Somehow those wigs just seem to speak to me and say: “I WANNA ROCK!” #spinaltap #hellocleveland #authorrobert 🇺🇸🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🌏🕺🏼🦸‍♂️💃🏽🙏🤟🆒🍹 (at Cleveland, Ohio) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-iqnalFKbZ/?igshid=dq475q94irp7

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GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF, Author Robert...! 🇺🇸🌏 (Sometimes I’m okay, but sometimes I seem to PANIC...OMG! We’re all going to die...SAVE YOURSELF FIRST!) #authorrobert (at Author Robert) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-htfIMFUlo/?igshid=6p9hjhuo134o

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DON’T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT YOUR FACE MASK, PLEASE PEOPLE...🇺🇸 THIS IS THE ONE I AM USING...🆒 I LIVE ALONE AT THE MOMENT, AND EVEN WEAR THIS AT NIGHT, JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE...🦸‍♂️ You can’t TRUST ANYONE THESE DAYS, EVEN YOURSELF...👍🤟🤙 #authorrobert 🆒🆕✌️🤙🇺🇸🥊🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (at Author Robert) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-hsYkEFWEG/?igshid=1bs26xrmd2od3

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EASY by THE COMMODORES DURING THE VIRUS QUARANTINE “That’s why I’m easy like Sunday Morning...” 🇺🇸🥊🕺🏼✌️🤙👍🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #authorrobert (at Paradise, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-hrBHTlhQH/?igshid=14qwssx8ip9fe

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HARD DAY’S NIGHT The Beatles #authorrobert https://www.instagram.com/p/B-hkUdOlCUd/?igshid=1m31nm482ysv8

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I JUST CHANGED MY INSTAGRAM PROFILE TO SHOW ME AS A PUBLIC FIGURE... WOW! THAT JUST HAPPENED! NOW... JUST WATCH THE PAPARAZZI START CHASING ME THROUGH THE STREETS OF LA LA LAND... This is so AWESOME! I CAN’T BELIEVE INSTAGRAM IS ALLOWING ME TO BLOW SMOKE UP THE A*# OF ALL MY FOLLOWERS IN THIS WAY... ME, A PUBLIC FIGURE... YEA, RIGHT... 🇺🇸🥊👍🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿✌️🤟🕺🏼💃🏽🦸‍♂️🆒🤙🌏 #authorrobert (at Author Robert) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-hU3velLCf/?igshid=olp6f8382r1s

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NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL THE “CAN DO” SPIRIT... #authorrobert (at Author Robert) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-hVfNIFSCW/?igshid=1llmnzav6rqiw

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I JUST CHANGED MY INSTAGRAM PROFILE TO SHOW ME AS A PUBLIC FIGURE... WOW! THAT JUST HAPPENED! NOW... JUST WATCH THE PAPARAZZI START CHASING ME THROUGH THE STREETS OF LA LA LAND... This is so AWESOME! I CAN’T BELIEVE INSTAGRAM IS ALLOWING ME TO BLOW SMOKE UP THE A*# OF ALL MY FOLLOWERS IN THIS WAY... ME, A PUBLIC FIGURE... YEA, RIGHT... 🇺🇸🥊👍🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿✌️🤟🕺🏼💃🏽🦸‍♂️🆒🤙🌏 #authorrobert (at Author Robert) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-hU3velLCf/?igshid=15mon9da7j60t

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THE BYRDS!! #authorrobert (at Author Robert) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-gQ7inFp51/?igshid=jt8ud9x3qsi5

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THE WHITE PORK PIE TRILBY HAT EXTRAVAGANZA 🇺🇸🥊👍🤙🇮🇪🤟🦸‍♂️🕺🏼🕺🏼 #authorrobert (at Author Robert) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-gQWw_lgjz/?igshid=aaj25jfbafz9