So, decided to put together a dating app profile...
“Hello, my name is ---. If you want to know a little bit about me, well, my best friend is a trained slave girl and I spend most of my nights chatting with people on the porn site I help run. Any response to this profile may result in kidnapping by a crazy poly. There's also a good chance that I'm a ghost. Oh, must like dogs. No one night stands.”
Yeah. Might need a little work...











