[grown man with dick and balls]: epic bad luck

pau/gabriel/anxo/lúa || she/he/it/fox/star, tmasc genderfluid aroace lesbian || 20 || sylph of life/heart & prospit dreamer || i like other stuff aside from homestuck i swear

[autism-connoisseur]

um hi im pau / anxo / jean / lúa ill do a proper pinned soon its under construction

[autism-connoisseur]

coming out as a genshin player by saying that i just got kicked out for the 7.0 update and it's kinda #crazy. to me. cause i started playing late 2020/early 2021 and i left during the chasm and i came back again during nod krai and now we're in snezhnaya and it's like. i haven't really been actively waiting for this for 5 years but i also kind of have?? like wow we're here now but i remember that summer event that was technically the first time we met alice and everyone went insane.... and now we know so much about her.... and the other witches..... and the fatui.... and sumeru fontaine natlan that felt like so far away..... people used to talk about fontaine the way we talk about living in the moon idk it's crazy..... ok rant over i doubt anyone knows wtf im talking about but im kinda emotional #gn

[autism-connoisseur]

how do i tell my best friend that i don't #care about her sex life please

[autism-connoisseur]

like i'm happy she's dating this guy cause he's really nice and really good to her and he likes her so much and you can tell (i met him before she did and my first thought was damn they'd get along) but. i don't wanna know why you bought a box of condoms i don't wanna hear about how you're so excited to sleep over at his.... i don't wanna know how you compare him to your ex PLEASE STOP TELLING ME ABOUT SEX WITH A MAN BEFORE I KILL MYSELF

[autism-connoisseur]

at risk of sounding. stereotypical. i don't MIND discussing sex w my friends. i like joking around with them. the topic can come up and i don't mind. i'm not particularly sex repulsed either. but like. almost all my friends are wlw and/or aspec..... and even the ones that aren't it's like. not as specific as this has gotten. and i know it's because we're best friends and she's genuinely happy and excited about EVERY aspect of this relationship (and im so happy for her as well) but. and it could be that i'm not inclined to hear about it rn and maybe next week i won't mind but. seriously i don't want to discuss heterosexual allosexual cisgender sex in such depth because the thought of it in depth makes me feel odd like it's so afar from #my worldview and idk how to explain it like i can't even tell if it's dysphoria or sex aversion or because of imagining a man as a sexual partner or what 😭😭 like i sound insane HOW DO I EVEN BRING THIS UP

[autism-connoisseur]

how do i tell my best friend that i don't #care about her sex life please

[autism-connoisseur]

like i'm happy she's dating this guy cause he's really nice and really good to her and he likes her so much and you can tell (i met him before she did and my first thought was damn they'd get along) but. i don't wanna know why you bought a box of condoms i don't wanna hear about how you're so excited to sleep over at his.... i don't wanna know how you compare him to your ex PLEASE STOP TELLING ME ABOUT SEX WITH A MAN BEFORE I KILL MYSELF

[autism-connoisseur]

how do i tell my best friend that i don't #care about her sex life please

[queer-as-city-folk]

Homophobic bigots get shit thrown at the stimboard

[aodhanjam]

[queer-as-city-folk]

I tried to find a gif of it and couldn't, if anyone has a gif of farage getting milkshaked, please send it to me

[queer-as-city-folk]

One had been sent in!!!

[autism-connoisseur]

awesome things happening at my tomodachi life island (johnny silverhand and jolyne had a baby and immediately after my brother and i started singing about cruising)

[autism-connoisseur]

looking at the vids i took at the mcr concert and the only song where you can hear mostly gerard and not gerard + the crowd yelling at the top of our lungs is cancer because we were all sobbing... that's crazy

[orteil42]

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

[orteil42]

you are making this so difficult

[godsfavoritespecialangel]

The chances of your fish committing credit card fraud is low, but never 0

[tuxankhamun]

[redstonedust]

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

[memeuplift]

[memewhore]

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON 2* FINALE POLL 5

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Gomez Addams (The Addams Family Franchise)

Yue Qingyuan/Yue Qi (The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System)

Voting ended onJul 7

PROPAGANDA:

[Gomez]

"It's not fair if Morticia's the only one hogging all the pain of childbirth. Her hubby wants some too!"

"t4t Gorticia. That is all."

[Yue Qingyuan]

"The Sect Leader should get pregnant because the Sect Leader should be the picture of fertility and virility both, boost the usage of male child-bearing pills, and because the whole Sect would go crazy trying to find out who's the baby daddy. I think Yue Qingyuan could benefit from having to raise a child of his own instead of managing disciples, because Yue Qingyuan no longer has a family of his own and deserves one, and this way, perhaps he'd be forced to care about another person again. His strong and qi-rich body would also have an easy pregnancy and have a strong and happy child."

[autism-connoisseur]

CSM INTERNATIONAL ASSASSINS ARC TRAILER 😭😭😭😭 SOMEBODY SEDATE ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 IM GONNA END MY SHIT

[autism-connoisseur]

pattern recognition devil strikes again.... this is when aki takes them to visit his family's graves is it not???

[autism-connoisseur]

CSM INTERNATIONAL ASSASSINS ARC TRAILER 😭😭😭😭 SOMEBODY SEDATE ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 IM GONNA END MY SHIT

[autism-connoisseur]

pattern recognition devil strikes again.... this is when aki takes them to visit his family's graves is it not???

[autism-connoisseur]

CSM INTERNATIONAL ASSASSINS ARC TRAILER 😭😭😭😭 SOMEBODY SEDATE ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 IM GONNA END MY SHIT