Could you analyze Kevin De Bruyne’s goal for us?
Noel: I’ll start by saying I do need me glasses.
— 14/03/2023 Champions League, Etihad Stadium
Man City 7 - 0 Leipzig
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@theimportanceofbeingidle
Could you analyze Kevin De Bruyne’s goal for us?
Noel: I’ll start by saying I do need me glasses.
— 14/03/2023 Champions League, Etihad Stadium
Man City 7 - 0 Leipzig
Is ‘Start Anew’ the sound of you offering Noel an olive branch?
LG: Not a fucking chance! If I wanted to offer him an olive branch then I’d fucking ring him up and apparently say sorry for what I didn’t do. Not a chance. It’s nothing to do with him. ‘Don’t Brother Me’ has elements of him in it but ‘Start Anew’ has fuck all to do with Noely G.
— 31/05/2013 The Quietus
Take me as I am / Darling, you’ll be mine
What is your greatest fear?
Liam: I don’t really have one. I guess, not being loved. Not being loved and not being able to love, that’s my biggest fear.
— July 2020 Q Magazine
Your greatest fear?
Noel: Love.
— 2001 Julian Castaldi’s Polaroid achieve
Noel: I'm always trying to say to him, ‘The core of Oasis is about three fundamental things: the songs, me and you’. Without one of those things, it all just falls down.
— November 2006 NME
— 08/04/2020 cycling in Hampshire
he looks cute ha ha 💗
— 13/11/2021 Haçienda at the Warehouse Project, Depot Mayfield, Manchester
— 06/06/2026 Mike D show at 26 Leake St, London
with Radiohead’s guitarist Ed O'Brien
Liam quits when I tell him
Interviewer: Liam was saying that you’re one album away from making a great album, and then once you made that album, that could be the end of Oasis. How do you feel about that?
Noel: I wouldn’t believe anything that Liam said, I’d take it with an extremely large pinch of salt. He’s the same as I’m not gonna pack it in. He quits when I tell him.
Interviewer: He’s obviously got his solo deal lined up. Is that something you’d be interested in doing yourself?
Noel: No. Why? For the reasons that I said, I wouldn’t like to be surrounded by yes men. I like being in a band where people tell you that you’ve been an arsehole, sit down and shut up.
He's so mad about George Michael hiding his sexuality. 💀💀💀
Noel: This is the guy that hid who he actually was from the public for 20 years, and now all of a sudden he’s got something to say about the way of the world. Haha, I find it fucking laughable.
Interviewer: People should still be able to use the music to voice whatever opinions they’ve got.
Noel: Absolutely, but he shouldn’t. Because he’s a liar and a fake. I’ll be able to voice my opinion on anything because I’m honest with me and I’m honest with you and I’m honest with you out there. I don’t bullshit anybody. He ain’t, he’s a liar and he’s a fake. Who is George Michael? Ask him the next time you see him, I’m not sure even he knows.
— 05/07/2002 AP interview
Liam with Inspiral Carpets' Tom Hingley and Graham Lamber
— 26/06/1994 backstage at Glastonbury
Something must’ve happened in April 2022.
— 09/04/2022 in London
his brother was texting him, my baby had to stop walking and read it carefully ✨
no one can tell me otherwise 😇😇😇
— 08/10/2024 in London
awww baby blue 🩵🩵🩵
— 10 July 2025
(EXCLUSIVE: So Sally Can Wait... For A New Car! Noel Gallagher Leaves A Date Night With Girlfriend Sally Mash)
wait a minute
he let her drive home alone?? 🤔🤨🧐
— 17 November 2017
⬆️ leaving a Christmas party with Anais in Primrose Hill
⬇️ leaving Chiltern Firehouse
harry’s not his type
his type 👉🏻 a grumpy mean spirited old man who throws little tantrums
— 25/10/2010 Noel shopping in Waitrose, Marylebone
* Liam’s tweet is from 10/14/2016
Liam: What’s my name?
Journalist: Liam. What did I say?
Liam: Noel.
Journalist: Oh, I’m sorry.
Liam: Never mind, I know you’re nervous. You ain’t got a bra on so… I always freak out when I ain’t got a bra on.
— 04/09/2012 GQ Men Of The Year, with Bradley Wiggins
Noel attacked on stage in 1994
— Getting high : the adventures of Oasis by Paolo Hewitt
— 10/08/1994 Irish Centre, Leeds
(Noel nursing a black eye at Leeds Irish Centre after being punched in the face the night before in Newcastle.)
Jo: There’s kind of a rather large bloke following you around.
Noel: He’s me boyfriend.
Jo: So you’re big time now.
Noel: Yeah, that’s what my girlfriend tells me.
Jo: Boyfriend and girlfriend then.
Noel: You gotta keep your options open.
— 29/08/2007 leaving Radio 1 Studios, London
curly curly ✨
a high-functioning professional stalker of his brother