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Baste me in mountain spring water until I blow up like a blimp.

Baste me in cavewater until my body turns inside out.

Baste me in mud until I blow up.

It doesn’t matter. It’s not fucking happening.

When youve mined and caved and splunked for as long as I have you get used to the darkness. Haa. Haah.

I"M on tthe riun from, a lot of peopel. I'm im a Steeneebucks typing thiss from my Hypnokia 9000 every 260 characters costss me 200¥. It's like they say/ Sometimes the ores are prosperous , but the mines ar off-limits. And you can't mine there. Oh you really chupped up rthis time Roark

Yes I mine. OK?

People who eat fruit understand why I mime. It’s all about the seed..

I don't know what to say...

I don’t know what to say...

Dream

I had a dream I lost my mining helmet. I was walking home form the PokéMart and it begun to get dark and my helmet fell in a ditch. Without my dear mining helmet it was so dark and I could not cast a light down the street to wander home. Everyone lived in darkness. As though I had never left my mines. And I got a cool sticker that said “Thank Cufant-y much for shopping with us!” with a Cufant on it. I don’t think it made sense until I woke up and tried saying it out loud and it kind of does sound like “Thank you very much.” But it still sucked

Going for a swim. With my two mealworms, Jub and Grid.

Now, this is cool trick. Try it at home: water rocks is mud ?!

you woke from your ancient slumber? AND you are playing minecraft?

Minecraft put geodeds

Ok. Playing minecraft. Pretty cool.

Oreburgh. Where the mines are vast and no one can hear your screams

Shaking a bag full of broken rocks to trick CRANIDOS into thinking it’s his food.

#Trick #Tomfoolery

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