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brimstonecoffee

A comprehensive list of what I’m thankful for this holiday season 😮‍💨

thechocobros

Fruits Basket anime S2 cliffhanger: Kureno’s curse got broken years ago and god is a girl

Fruits Basket manga readers:

#fruits basket #furuba #akito sohma #kureno sohma #for real though

black-megallica-shirt

when hiei and kurama first met...

hiei: all humans are worthless

kurama: no they’re not

hiei: name one

kurama:

#yu yu hakusho #kurama #hiei #yyh

xshuttlesworth

smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021

#where the fuck are the Choco Tacos?#like seriously #those bitches were expensive #but they were worth it

alexios-ofsparta

Avatar the Last Airbender as Shane Madej Quotes

Aang:

Katara:

Sokka:

Toph:

Zuko:

Uncle Iroh:

Azula:

Ty-Lee:

Mai:

i am so bad at these

#atla #avatar the last airbender #aang #katara #sokka #zuko #toph #uncle iroh #ty lee #azula #mai #shane madej #buzzfeed unsolved #where's the lie?#this is spot on

"Isnt it kind of sad that Cersei died on Mother's Day?" -My boyfriend

(We don't know for sure that she is, but still. I laughed WAY too hard)

#game of thrones #game of thrones spoilers #got spoilers #got season 8 spoilers #cersei lannister #mother's day

fmanime

i think edward elric entire military experience can be summarized as john mulaney’s “horse loose in the hospital” bit

fmanime

there is a CHILD ALCHEMIST LOOSE IN THE STATE MILITARY!

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE CHILD IS GOING TO DO, LEAST OF ALL THE CHILD!

HE’S NEVER BEEN IN THE MILITARY BEFORE!

ink7blot

They interviewed a man who once saw a baby in a restaurant.

WE’VE ALL SEEN A BABY IN A RESTAURANT!!!

THIS IS A CHILD. LOOSE IN THE MILITARY.

comrade-hozier

@dalethesjtoddler

cappucino-commie

And then, for a second, it seemed like maybe we could survive the child, and then, 5 miles under the capital city, an evil homunculus was like, “I have a huge transmutation circle and I’m going to kill everyone to become god!” And before we could say anything, the child was like, “If you even fucking look at Amestris, I will punch you to death with my fists. I dare you to do it. I want you to do it. I want you to do it so I can take my unresolved daddy issues out on you, I’m so fucking crazy.”

captainlordauditor

This post was written by Roy Mustang

ebonyheartnet

Sometimes it’s not a bad thing, just surprising. Like, “Today the child did alchemy without a transmutation circle,” and everyone is like, “Huh, I didn’t know he could do that.”

somethingmissingthiswaycomes

The creepiest days are when you don’t hear from the child at all. Those are the days when everyone is like “I think the child has finally calmed down,” and then the child is like “I just uncovered a government conspiracy. I went in that secret lab and snuck in there with my tiny body. I have a tiny body, but don’t you tell me that, or I’ll fuck you up,” and you’re like “That’s what I thought you’d say, you tiny fucking child.”

And then for a second we’re like “Maybe the government will fire the child,” and the child is like “I have dismantled the government.”

tatiannamaslany-blog

do-you-have-a-flag

tomorrow

thecatholicbadwolf-whowaited

Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

ackles-wants-snackles-with-cas

Queueing this for next year

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

automail-and-alchemy

But why? Fold your shit and don't let it wrinkle up.

#i really just don't underatand this #just fold your damn clothes #if you have the time to wash and dry then you can fold them #don't be lazy #plus who the hell wants wrinkled clothes that have been laying around forever

napoldefaelivrin

S Club 7 fan? After all this time?

#s club 7 #hah #why lie about it

radio-silents

see you space cowboy

mytearsrricochet

this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

mevsthhighway

they didn’t abandon her!! they tried eight months to reach her!!!! as their last farewell to her yesterday they played her “I’ll be seeing you” by Billie Holiday:

“I’ll find you in the morning sun

And when the night is new

I’ll be looking at the moon

But I’ll be seeing you”

They love her so much and they tried so hard!!!