Fuck It All An' Fuckin' No Regrets

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Meet Frank. (photos by OhSweetFancy)

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This may be my new favorite post.

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Bob the golden retriever is best friends with eight birds and a hamster. (photos via @bob_goldenretriever/imgur)

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SLUMBEROUS

[adjective]

1. sleepy; heavy with drowsiness, as the eyelids.

2. causing or inducing sleep.

3. pertaining to, characterised by, or suggestive of slumber.

4. inactive or sluggish; calm or quiet.

Etymology: from Middle English slumeren, frequentative of slumen, “to doze”, derivative of Old English slūma, “sleep”.

[Toshio Ebine - Sleepy]

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HoLy FuCk

[freaknoid]

1) I LOVE HIS ACCENT. IT’S BEAUTIFUL.

2) PLEASE WATCH THIS. I LITERALLY HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE. YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS. JUST WATCH X’D

[hyourinmaruice]

oh my god I cannot breathe

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For the love of god please watch this.

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Guys.  The Niflheim is a dating sim full of hot dead guys and this sassy ass skeleton called Skeletiano.

Holy shit, I’m rolling in the floor.

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bogglehead

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holy shit

[mynondisneyplaylist]

Visit Original Link

It’s Tough to Be a God [movie version] | The Road to El Dorado

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I know

still haven’t tol’ me what an ungulate is though

[yourpatronsaintofdenial]

un·gu·lateˈəNGɡyələt,-ˌlāt/

noun

ZOOLOGY

a hoofed mammal.

[autonomousgiraffa-blog]

master of th’ fancy and th’ schmancy I see

nice vocabulary nerd

[yourpatronsaintofdenial]

I just googled the definition man.

[autonomousgiraffa-blog]

fine, lookit you makin’ th’ effort t’ look it up

[autonomousgiraffa-blog]

I know

still haven’t tol’ me what an ungulate is though

[yourpatronsaintofdenial]

un·gu·lateˈəNGɡyələt,-ˌlāt/

noun

ZOOLOGY

a hoofed mammal.

[autonomousgiraffa-blog]

master of th’ fancy and th’ schmancy I see

nice vocabulary nerd

[christtheconquerer-deactivated2]

I HATE when girls swear

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riverclans:

snarftheconquerer:

It hurts. Hearing a cute voice say such foul things. It makes me sad.. If you want make to me sad be a girl and swear..

shut the fuck up

[autonomousgiraffa-blog]

‘ey it’s a carrot dick

[yourpatronsaintofdenial]

is that my favorite ungulate.

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what th’ fuck’s an ungulate

sounds like y’ got a bunch of dicks in y’r mouth again

[yourpatronsaintofdenial]

I pretty much always have dicks in my mouth.

[autonomousgiraffa-blog]

I know

still haven’t tol’ me what an ungulate is though

[bradpitts-deactivated20151122]

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‘ey it’s a carrot dick

[yourpatronsaintofdenial]

is that my favorite ungulate.

[autonomousgiraffa-blog]

what th’ fuck’s an ungulate

sounds like y’ got a bunch of dicks in y’r mouth again

[autonomousgiraffa-blog]

‘ey it’s a carrot dick

[autonomousgiraffa-blog]

my mouth ain’ big enough for that yet

[6000000percentdone]

Are you sure?

[autonomousgiraffa-blog]

I gotta be about th’ size of a planet b’fore I can eat it

can’t quite get that big yet

[cheese24k]

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Dairy cows in Holland are let out to pasture for the first time since the winter months

This is the greatest video I’ve ever watched. Awards everywhere until the end of time. 

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I just watched this three times omg the one that rubs its head all over the grass i so happy

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Do not eat the planet.

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like I can eat a planet

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Do not do it anyway.

You will try, I know you.

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my mouth ain’ big enough for that yet

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… No.

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yes?

why not

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Those are terrible names.

[autonomousgiraffa-blog]

better than nothin’

they can always be improved upon

an’ shut y’r fuck about ‘creamsicle’

i was picturin’ an orange an’ white swirly planet

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Do not eat the planet.

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like I can eat a planet