The Online Journal of Dad Egbert

[WARNING: This dependant blog belongs to an A/B/O AU. Do not follow if you dislike A/B/O or associated subjects. For more warning info, click Rules.] Jace Egbert, Age 34 He/him/his pronouns Divorced- Proud parent-Men's Fashion VP [Icon by kia0021/kia-von-gaylord]

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and so it begins.

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So it does. 

Ohoho. 

So it does.

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i am almost home. i’m so excited to see my dad.

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I am home. After looking in a mirror, I’ve seen dad. 

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turn this plane around.

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Turn this plane around please. Your request is too plain. 

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i am almost home. i’m so excited to see my dad.

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I am home. After looking in a mirror, I’ve seen dad. 

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Classy skater

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Dapperfied.com

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Dear Google,

How do I get my son to stop questioning my social temperature?

From, 

A concerned father

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Then I must be cold, inferentially, cool. 

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that’s even worse! at best you’re mild!

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Mild is not a temperature, son. 

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it so is!

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*Mild is not my temperature, son. I’m pleasant. 

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Then I must be cold, inferentially, cool. 

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that’s even worse! at best you’re mild!

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Mild is not a temperature, son. 

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#you’re so NOT cool!

Not right now. Right now, I am hot. I burn with flames of responsibility.

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dad! don’t call yourself hot please we’ve talked about this.

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Then I must be cold, inferentially, cool. 

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#you're so NOT cool!

Not right now. Right now, I am hot. I burn with flames of responsibility.

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It would be a crime against morality to intrusively peruse your posts. Even though they are public, I, your father, know an authoritative gaze would whack up your street mojo. With this in mind, I will give you ample time to block me from things that I would give lecture about. 

As ameable and chill reminders:

-No soliciting strangers for online jollies in strange chat rooms

-No posting private information 

-Always say your cool dad is cool

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👀

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(｀◕u◕´+)

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hi, dad!

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John! Hello to you too. I trust that, as the confident and self-proficient young man you are, you’ve taken care of your online persona well in my online persona’s absence. How are you feeling today? Are you doing well? Have you eaten?

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👀

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(｀◕u◕´+)

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The difference between success and failure is a good suit. The difference between a good suit and a bad suit is a prank flower.

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Today’s improvement log: 

-Document new meetings on cat calendar (catlendar)

-Iron ties 

-Iron man (provide copy to son) 

-Relocate cakes 

-Place smoke bombs in (7) house rooms 

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After months of plans, I procured a blog. The blog will include the subjects (subject to change): comedy, food, hats, positivity, shoes, and suits. Topic order is alphabetical and does not represent quantity. Relative topic quantity speculative. Blog uses speculative. John’s bedsheet status: speculative. Followers with a funny bone welcome; and felicitations to myself for wise caught on the hip scene.