âParty animal then, huh?â
Hardly. I was drinking alone....which sounds pathetic. I should have lied and agreed that Iâm a party animal.
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âParty animal then, huh?â
Hardly. I was drinking alone....which sounds pathetic. I should have lied and agreed that Iâm a party animal.
âThis wanker keyed my car last night. Iâm gonna smash his windshield in.â
What if he catches you? Is he worth the charges?
âActually, youâre down. On the ground, I mean.â
Ha. Youâre so clever.
âUmâ I totally would have been up for that!â he laughed, âItâs on my bucket list: âshow up to class absolutely mortalâ, like those Geordie shore people.â Cameron grinned, chuckling to himself.âÂ
Damn. I really wish I knew that beforehand. Oh gosh --- Iâll try to remember that the next time I decide to drink myself under the table. Wait..Geordie shore?
âAre you?â
Are you giving me judgy-eyes, Aurora?
âI mean, yeah, kind of. I just think itâs so interesting when people just fall asleep anywhere and everywhere.â he explained, âDoesnât it make you wonder?â He raised his brows before nodding. âWhy didnât you invite anyone to join you?â
I guess I never really thought much about it. I definitely will now. I donât know --- guess I wasnât in the mood for company. Also I wasnât sure who would want to stay up drinking on a Tuesday night.Â
âThis better have a good story behind it! Party too hard or are you narcoleptic?â
Would you think narcolepsy is a good story? Iâm not narcoleptic and I didnât exactly party. Unless you count drinking alone as a wild night.
âYou sure? Because youâre still on the floor, love.â
Okay, so Iâm not fully up. Iâm almost there though. I had a rough night and I was hoping to magically wake up headache free.
âIf I came out sporting a garbage bag he would take one look at me and think, she is definitely not wife material. Should I take her back to the mental hospital?â
See I was going to go with --- wow she must be confident enough to come out dressed like that. Then heâd probably give you some creativity points. Then again, Iâve never watched the show so.
--- Iâm up.
âThe Bachelor is back on tonight and Iâm just hoping I score the first impression rose. Think if I come out of the limo in my birthday suit Iâd be a shoo in?â
You could come out wearing a garbage bag and Iâd still say youâre a shoo in.
So, thatâs the girl who was talking shit about me?
Youâre not going to hurt her or anything, right?