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[pridemons]

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#584

Thor set Valkyrie and Sif up on a date

Submitted by: @imstillstandingandhere

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#583

Peter introduces parols (Filipino lanterns) to the Avengers after a Christmas party at Ned's. The Avengers have custom-made ones with their emblems.

Also, they once hosted a party for Overseas Filipino Workers who couldn't go home for Christmas. They take pictures with them to send to their kids.

Submitted by: @imstillstandingandhere

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#582

Never call Clint the “expendable Avenger”. Not if you want an irate Black Widow followed by four very angry Avengers.

Submitted by: @imstillstandingandhere

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#581

Pillow fights are banned from the Tower after Pepper found feathers lying around and ALL of the pillows destroyed.

Submitted by: @imstillstandingandhere

[purplepingupenguins]

If you live in the UK and are over 18. Go and vote on Thursday 12th December. Vote smartly. Vote tactically.

The younger generation doesnt vote as much as older people for varying reasons but that is a big reason why politics favours older people. You can change this by voting.

Vote for the NHS.

Vote for the 4 million kids living in poverty.

Vote for disabled people.

Vote for people of colour.

Vote for immigrants.

Vote for lgbtq+ people.

Vote for climate change action.

Vote for the people who can't.

Vote for change.

Vote on 12th December!

I wrote a whole thing about it here

How to vote tactically.

[avengers-assemble-headcanons]

#580

When Steve goes back he fixes everything. He and Peggy change the world together. They rescue Bucky. They weed Hydra out of SHIELD. He makes sure Tony gets his parents. He fixes as much as he can and makes sure the people he love never got hurt in the process.

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#579

After Tony’s death, Peter grows really close to Harley and Morgan. The three of them become the siblings they never had. Pepper watches them all together and knows Tony would be proud.

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#578

Morgan’s middle name is Maria.

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#577

People think Clint is the most mischevious one of the tower, which - while usually valid- he believes is somewhat unfair considering:

Natasha is the one who goes around Avengers Tower moving objects just slightly to the right, and watches as everyone bumps into everything all day long

Thor, admittedly mostly on accident, released a Bilgesnipe in the Tower, managed to corner it in Clint’s room, and left it there

Tony mechanized Steve’s bedside table to walk away whenever he tries to put something on it. Steve has done everything to fix it, to no avail, and has since found that not only will it not break, it comes back every time he tries to get rid of it.

Steve, angered, retaliated by conspiring with FRIDAY to make everything in Tony’s lab lag just a couple of milliseconds, and watched as Tony went absolutely insane trying to figure out what was wrong

And Bruce was trying to stay out of it until he fell over one too many times due to Natasha’s unique brand of sadism.  He responded by making communal ‘orange’ juice, using a couple of cheese packets from Kraft Macaroni. No one messed with him again after that

[avengers-assemble-headcanons]

Are you going to start posting more headcanons now that there's been new films added to the mcu?

That’s the plan. I’ve been super busy with college and other admins have been busy too. Also, we’ve not had many submissions recently.

-Beth

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i just scrolled through the entirety of this and i don’t regret any of it

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#576

As part of a team building game night the Avengers play Cards Against Humanity, only to realize that there is, in fact, a card for each of them. 

Shenanigans ensue, and while the team is built, the common area is utterly destroyed due to frequent outbursts of utter indignation, usually resulting in a wide array of flying objects. 

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#575

Steve tries to teach the Avengers art with varying degrees of success

He tries to teach Natasha to paint, but she gets frustrated and stabs the paint brush through the canvas. 

He tries to teach Clint to draw, but Clint only draws caricatures of the team engaging in increasingly dubious activities.

He tries to teach Thor to use charcoal and that was a mistake he won’t repeat because he STILL hasn’t gotten himself completely clean from the mess the other man made. At least he was enthusiastic.

He tried to teach Bruce watercolor, and actually did. Bruce had the patience to learn and was actually very good at it. 

He tried to teach Tony to sketch but everything the man makes turns into a blueprint which is how they ended up with an overly affectionate Robo-Dog named Steve 2.0

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#574

All of the Avengers have distinctive sneezes. 

Tony sneezes like a cat, which is very surprising and something in which the Avengers take great joy in teasing him about. 

Natasha sneezes like a cartoon character, quite literally sneezing ‘achoo.’ 

Steve sneezes really loudly, and it scares the life out of whoever happens to be near by. He sort of feels bad about it (not really). 

Bruce tries to hold in his sneezes, so they come out sort of deflated and perturbing, but always hysterical. 

Clint just straight up screams when he sneezes, mostly because he knows it annoys the other Avengers and he takes great joy in that fact. 

Thor sneezes like a normal human being, the irony of which is not lost on the Avengers.

[dalishious]

If you receive a YouTube link to EiRPoAFl-P4 DON’T click on it

It’s a music video with rapid flashing colours/lights. I have very minor epilepsy, just focal seizures, and I maybe watched ten seconds before literally nothing was real around me and I think I’m going to throw up and have a heart attack.

@ the asshole who sent me that, launch yourself into space and die.

[onthestormcoast-deactivated2017]

crosa rosa have a history of spam sending videos to people with their submit open, and when confronted about it and the content of their videos before (misogynistic themes, transphobia, no epilepsy warnings), they were complete assholes about it.

[onthestormcoast-deactivated2017]

re reblog with sources on when it went down before:

( x ) ( x ) ( x )

they denied it was them but they’ve done this before

a post abt the resurgence

ill also mention that, when i called them out on my previous acct (i have since remade), a friend of theirs (tumblr user mountweak) sent me a lot of hate and triggering anons.

[wigglyflippingout]

ah so that’s what it was lmao

[avengers-assemble-headcanons]

#573

In Continuation of #572

It wasn’t Natasha or Bruce that heard Tony play the piano first. After Tony found Thor awake in the common room one night and Thor told him about his mother’s death, he offered to play him somthing to maybe help him go to sleep; shyly explainning that his mother used to do that for him whenever he couldn’t sleep or relax.