JUST A KID

written by shae.

[rpmemestm]

send  “you’re not a monster.” for my muse’s reaction

[vaememes]

✧   BROOKLYN  NINE  -  NINE  SENTENCE  PROMPTS   !  

*  A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF THE SHOW, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

❝ The next time I see you I’d like you to be wearing a necktie. ❞

❝ Get rid of the mouse, and get your act together. Now. ❞

❝ I see what you’re trying to do, but it’s not gonna work.. ❞

❝ Wow, looks like he hates you even more than me. ❞

❝ God, you must have been the worst fourth grader ever. ❞

❝ Giving him a name makes him human. ❞

❝ I’m fairly certain you would be caught. ❞

❝ What’s the most valuable thing in your office? ❞

❝ You mean my job as an amazing detective/genius? ❞

❝ Did you tell her we slept together twice? ❞

❝ I’m not gonna lie, that turns me on a little bit. ❞

❝ I’d wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing. ❞

❝ You’re going to leave my precinct and my task force alone. ❞

❝ Come on, who wants to take this seriously? ❞

❝ I bet she tucked herself in the bed too tight and got stuck.  ❞

❝ Where have you been? We’ve been worried sick!  ❞

❝ Oh, is he sore from high-fiving criminals he’s gotten out of jail? ❞

❝ Did he get a murderer off who then murdered him to celebrate? ❞

❝ A cop and a defense attorney sleeping together? That’s highly unusual. ❞

❝ It’s a personal matter, involving a personal friend and his personal uncle. ❞

❝ So you remembered to turn off your signature, right? ❞

❝ I promise you, as soon as they tell me, you’ll be the first to know. ❞

❝ You won. Go ahead and gloat, you toad. ❞

❝ Look, I promise I won’t tell anyone, alright? My lips are sealed! ❞

❝ This is a secret. Do you understand me? ❞

❝ You do know what they do to witches up there, don’t you? ❞ 

❝ Well, I think we handled that with dignity. ❞

❝ Are you making fun of my stutter? ❞

❝ Oh. Uh… Sorry. I think I’m feeling a little awkward. ❞

❝ How do we make it not weird? ❞

❝ I just realized I’m never gonna be able to say that to his face. ❞

❝ You know I’ve made a lot of improvements since you left? ❞

❝ I know we just met, and I don’t wanna be too forward… ❞

❝ I’ve got that feeling about you. I like you. I think tonight we- ❞

❝ They just gave me ten years in prison.. ❞

❝ You can’t do anything except disobey orders and screw up! ❞

❝ Why are you dressed up? You look like an idiot. ❞

❝ What’s up? How can I help? ❞

❝ Well, we’ll just break you down to nothin’ and see what time it is. ❞

❝ Speaking of which, I’m getting hungry. What’s for dinner? ❞

❝ Why do people like these things? They’re just shiny rocks. ❞

❝ We’re gonna talk to a lawyer and get a professional opinion. ❞

❝ Looks good! Can barely tell you hulked out in here. ❞

❝ I just threw a bunch of popcorn on the floor. It wasn’t that hard. ❞

❝ All I did was be the only person who believes in you. ❞

❝ Somebody’s tryin’ to kill me, and I need protection. ❞

❝ I can smoke as much weed as I want. ❞

❝ It’s this kind of bickering that makes us such an adorable couple. ❞

❝ I saw an opening and I had to take it. ❞

❝ But this isn’t over! I will hunt you to the ends of the earth! ❞

❝ What?! But we saw him throw them in the garbage! ❞

❝ Nobody’s ever gonna see that footage; the case was cut and dry. ❞

❝ It’s not like I’m dying to tell anyone I saw your- ❞

❝ I’m dating my son-of-a-bitch ex-husband; who am I to judge? ❞

❝ I’ll let you guys talk! I’ll just close my eyes. ❞

❝ I’ll let you give me a spray tan! Any shade you want! ❞

❝ Massage! I’ll give you a massage! ❞

❝ I’ll also give you full control over my hair and wardrobe. ❞

❝ That really freaked me out and I just want this to end now. ❞

❝ The cheese is amazing. It melts in my mouth. And in my hands! ❞

❝ Come on, you can be honest. ❞

❝ I want old, expensive books. I’ll send you a list. ❞

❝ The tow truck just got here, so that’ll buy us at least an hour. ❞

❝ Tow truck?! What the hell’d you do to my car?! ❞

❝ What we need in here is an armored personnel carrier. A tank! ❞

❝ Well, I’m gonna go follow up on a lead right now. ❞

❝ Woah, no! What’re those morons doing in there?!  ❞

❝ Why is everyone just standing around? Get back to work! ❞

❝ What’d you do? What’d you say? ❞

❝ I hear you can smuggle in crap from outside. ❞

❝ What’re you lookin’ at? You got a problem? ❞

❝ I like you. You got balls.. ❞

❝ I hate to rub it in, detectives, but I told you they’d find me. ❞

❝ Well, he keeps yelling, “Disability for life!” so I think he’s fine. ❞

❝ Who hired you? Who do you work for, pizza man?! ❞

❝ You look out there and see a problem, I look out there and see an opportunity. ❞

❝ What have I become? Was this whole thing even worth it? ❞

❝ All because we shut down a foot massage place. ❞    

❝ Oh, my God. The City has no mayor now. ❞    

❝ Put your magical hands where I can see them! ❞    

❝ Did they make their bust? Did they save the precinct? ❞  

❝ I was behind the bar the whole time. ❞    

❝ I bet they have some awesome name for it. ❞    

❝ Can a paring knife remove a human heart in under a minute? ❞    

❝ I think you guys might be our best option at finding this guy again. ❞    

❝ You know, a bunch of us are going out drinking tonight. ❞    

❝ How did you get over there? Who are they? ❞    

❝ I’ve been calling you. Why won’t you answer your phone? ❞    

❝ We’ve been onto you for weeks, and we finally got you. ❞    

❝ I’ve never seen them before! What is going on? ❞    

❝ We’re on the money trail, and we just found a new lead.  ❞    

❝ Okay, this is bad. This is really bad.  ❞    

❝ Wait… What? Did you say “eat people”? Are you a cannibal, [ Name ]? ❞    

❝ I’m always gonna be one step ahead of you. ❞  

❝ I’m so confused. I don’t know what’s happening right now. ❞

[escapador]

Sleeping pattern: ??¿?¿??¿¿¿?¿

[rylandbuckleys]

[x]

[recovery-bound-take2]

[avengertm]

@sviker​​ / cont

　　　　❛ well ... ‘cause you’re cool, ❜ the boy admitted with a sheepish little shrug. he knew tony would have a damn heart attack if he found out peter was hanging around with loki, but how could he say NO ? he wasn’t wrong about everything always devolving to disaster around the god, but it was still engaging, in a weird way. 　　　　❛ of course i wanna go ! i mean, it’s fun. ❜ after that, he backtracked in a hurry, realizing he’d probably come off a little too exciteable -- which was not a rare occurence for him whatsoever. he cleared his throat awkwardly before continuing. ❛ just as long as we don’t, like, die. obviously. well, i mean -- just as long as i don’t die, i guess, ‘cause i don’t know if you can even-- yeah. y’know. ❜

[rpsentences]

SENTENCE STARTERS | SPIDERMAN ( PS4 )

feel free to change pronouns if needed ! ____ signifies a place where you can insert a name.

❝ Morning! Are you ready for your hot fresh cup of bodily harm? ❞ ❝ Gotta warn you, I’m feeling punchy today. ❞ ❝ Sorry to break it to you, but you have so NOT got this, buddy. ❞ ❝ I guess this is what they call a ‘hostile workplace’. ❞ ❝ You may be a dirty criminal, but you have remarkably clean air vents. ❞ ❝ Oh, you’re so cute when you’re oblivious. ❞ ❝ After all these years, you’re still nothing more than an ignorant child. ❞ ❝ Why do I get the feeling that you were planning this all along? ❞ ❝ You’ll die as uselessly as you lived. ❞ ❝ If you worked this hard at a legit job, you wouldn’t need to be a criminal. ❞ ❝ I wish I could bottle and sell your optimism, I’d make a killing! ❞ ❝ You’re already breaking, so it looks like it’s up to me to stop the entering. ❞ ❝ You and ____ would make some beautiful babies, you know! ❞ ❝ There are so many times I would have fallen apart if not for you… ❞ ❝ I get why you do it, but I never really loved the heroes hiding behind masks. ❞ ❝ I’m lucky to be alive? Says the guy I saved five minutes ago. ❞ ❝ Honestly, why are you robbing again? You know the police are watching your every move. ❞ ❝ I know you’re kinda dumb, but I didn’t think you were this dumb. ❞ ❝ You can tell me this secret now or make me punch it out of you later. Your choice. ❞ ❝ Your suit is awesome! Can we talk design details? ❞ ❝ This won’t pay the bills, but I’ll help you with this if it means a lot to you. ❞ ❝ Have it your way. You wanna fight? Well then, let’s fight! ❞ ❝ Well, there’s nothing illegal in plain sight…Kind of anticlimactic, huh? ❞ ❝ It’s not really breaking and entering if I don’t break anything, right? ❞   ❝ We were good together, weren’t we? Maybe it’s time to reignite that flame… ❞ ❝ You have to learn to swallow that pride and accept that you’re only human. ❞ ❝ I hope I live to regret this… ❞ ❝ Nice entrance. That was a solid 8 out of 10. ❞ ❝ I really wish these guys weren’t so hostage-happy. ❞ ❝ The only way to fight a monster is to become one. ❞ ❝ Someday, I’ll turn the tables. I’ll show you what it feels like to be helpless and small. ❞ ❝ I want to say “don’t do that ever again”, but I know you’re going to anyway. ❞ ❝ Did…you just leave your clothes on the kitchen floor…? ❞   ❝ You know, as elevator shafts go, this is pretty nice! ❞ ❝ If you ever wanted to team up, well, we could do some real damage! ❞ ❝ Do you remember the last time we did this dance? ❞ ❝ You’ve got a hell of a left hook. Can’t wait for the rematch. ❞ ❝ Sometimes, information is worth more than money, and I learned plenty watching you. ❞ ❝ That was really brave, but next time, leave the fighting to the pros, okay? ❞  ❝ Kneel before me, or I’ll pull your mask off and expose you. ❞ ❝ I feel bad for anyone who’s on the wrong side of you. ❞ ❝ Love the optimism, but in my experience, when it looks bad, it’s usually worse. ❞ ❝ You can’t stop me, but I’m flattered that you’re still trying. ❞ ❝ There are easier ways to ask for an autograph than this. ❞ ❝ It’s hard when you’re always the one that gets saved, you know? ❞ ❝ Amazing what a little teamwork can achieve, isn’t it? ❞ ❝ The world would be better off without you, and you know it. ❞ ❝ Let’s just…go ahead and forget that ever happened… ❞ ❝ I love ya, but you do know it’s rude to cut in, right? ❞  ❝ Give me one reason why I shouldn’t kill you right now. ❞ ❝ You’re a lot more than your past. Don’t let it control you. ❞ ❝ Long time, no see! We’re going to have so much fun together! ❞ ❝ Missed me, missed me, now you gotta- You know what, forget I said anything. ❞ ❝ I’m not one to be judgemental, but you, sir, are an extremely disturbed man. ❞ ❝ Admit it, you were just waiting in the next room hoping the other guys would finish me first. ❞ ❝ “Lie" is such an ugly word. I prefer “misdirection”. ❞ ❝ I just conned the hell out of you and here you are trying to save me. How can you be so damn nice all the time? ❞

[sunhazeys]

u ever wake up from a dream like “damn i guess i’m not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was”

[avengertm]

　　　　❛ man ... i REALLY want a churro. ❜

[someiconsx]

spiderman (far from home) — headers.     ✧ like or reblog if you use/save.     ✧ @dearcardan on twitter.

[rpmemesandmusings]

if i can live through this,

                 I CAN DO ANYTHING.

[sandcvstles]

danger meme.

“i’m afraid.”

“did you hear that?”

“be still, be quiet.”

“do you see what they did to me?”

“come out, come out from wherever you are.”

“there’s nowhere to hide.”

“you can trust me ‘till the end.”

“save me!”

“it’ll only hurt a second.”

“there’s nothing to fear.”

“c’mon, we need to find a way out of here.”

“there’s no escape.”

“by the time anyone finds you, it’ll be too late.”

“i’ll protect you.”

“stay close, i’ll protect you.”

“did you really think you could escape?”

“well, well, what do we have here?”

“don’t close your eyes, stay with me!”

“don’t touch me!”

“please get away from me.”

“it’s so cute how you’re trying to fight back.”

“you’re gonna be okay.”

“stop moving so much.”

“do you want them to catch us?”

[mishellejones]

Spider-Man is not a party trick!

[onceuponamusing]

     the only TRUE f a i l u r e                    is when you STOP t r y i n g.

[avengertm]

“i woke up, & you were gone.” (because the idea that after the snap, tony freaks out if he doesn't know where peter is when he's staying at tony's fuels me)

@suitofarmxr / hurt meme

　　　　❛ yeah, i’m-- i’m sorry . . . sorry. ❜ peter could tell IMMEDIATELY from the tone of tony’s voice that he’d messed up. he was wringing his hands in front of him, his leg bouncing up & down nervously from where he was seated at the kitchen table.　　　　❛ i wanted to go for a walk, y’know -- get some, some fresh air-- i was gonna tell f.r.i.d.a.y., so she would tell you, but i-- i FORGOT. it won’t happen again, mr. stark, promise. ❜ he felt beyond guilty.

[sandcvstles]

hurt meme.

“ i got you. it’s gonna be okay, you’re going to be okay.”

“i feel like everyone’s miles away from me.”

“my mind is a dark place. you don’t want to be there.”

“i know this hurts, but you have to stay awake.”

“don’t close your eyes, please don’t close your eyes!”

“i just want to be numb, i don’t want to feel anything.”

“please don’t do this, don’t act like you care.”

“you don’t care, nobody cares, just leave.”

“you’re my friend, of course i fucking care.”

“i can’t give up on you, so please don’t give up on yourself.”

“i love you so much, i forgot what hating myself felt like.”

“i fucked up, why do you not care?”

“i can’t walk, just go on without me.”

“you have broken ribs, take it easy.”

“i have no idea how to do cpr.”

“whose blood is that?”

“apply pressure to the wound, don’t let go.”

“don’t you dare fucking let go!” 

“what the hell happened to you?” 

“are they dead? did you kill them?” 

“do you know what you’ve done?” 

“you’re either with me or against me.” 

“who the hell did this to you?” 

“are you alright? you hit your head pretty hard…” 

“i can’t see!! what’s happening to me?” 

“when was the last time you ate?” 

“what do you mean you’re fine? you are not fine!” 

 “i’m fine, it’s just a flesh wound, i’ll be okay.” 

“for how long? how long were you bottling this up?“ 

“there’s so much blood, you won’t last.” 

“are you… throwing up in there?” 

“why aren’t you eating?” 

“just breathe… you’re okay, i promise, just breathe.” 

“i can’t breathe, i can’t –” 

“i woke up, & you were gone.” 

“just tell me something, was it really worth it?” 

"it’s okay to hurt & breakdown. you don’t have to be strong all the time.”

[avengertm]

BYE, MR. CRIMINAL !

　　　　c.