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“Damn! That snail is fast!”

[ubercharge]

hello beautiful perverts who follow me it's my birthday tomorrow so as usual i humbly request that you jack one off in my honour and do not participate in no nut november. thank you

[averagesvensk]

Ugh you say this every year 😒

[kitsuneisi]

Results of the popularity poll!!

Thanks for voting :D

For the people who weren’t in the stream, small notice: there will be no chapter during November, we will back in December!

[averagesvensk]

No number November.

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

[apisashla]

reblog if attacking fascism is really the hill you want to die on

[alpine-insurrection]

this is literally like one of the most justified and honorable hills you could die on??? lol??

[harostar]

[lilithtransrights]

Quick someone reply with the gif™️

[burnt-to-cynders]

[lilithtransrights]

[momusu-saval-deactivated2024010]

Always reblog this if you are cool

[averagesvensk]

Yeah I’m cool! 😎

[what-even-is-thiss]

Why are some people so against onion powder and garlic powder. First of all, some of us have to cook on weeknights. Second of all, I’ve literally used fresh garlic and garlic powder in the same dish before because they have legitimate separate culinary purposes you dumbass

[averagesvensk]

Vampire

[kafka-shores-deactivated2026042]

what do you associate prev with

blog content

color

thing (like fruit, shape, etc)

greenery

sayings/words

feeling

character (animanga/game)

real people (kpop idols, celebs)

other/none/elaborate/tags

Voting ended onOct 7, 2025

feel free to interpret the question and answers freely! i want to check something (reblogs are mandatory)

[averagesvensk]

Preview???

[pukicho]

Just got into a car accident and it kinda hurted lowkey (no one was severely injured)

Lowkey you’re kinda bringing the vibes down with your car crash energy, sweetie.

[averagesvensk]

Dess sounding ass. When are we gonna talk about the real victim of the crash!

[homunculus-argument]

what do you think about norwegians… this is actually a very important question.

The only way I can tell spoken swedish and norwegian apart is from the fact that norwegians actually know how to curse. Swedish cursing sounds like they're struggling against a g-rating and failing, but norwegians actually curse and it sounds like cursing. I was there once when I was like 5 years old and remember nothing of it. I should go again one day.

[averagesvensk]

It’s a spectrum. I believe you’re talking bout stockholm people but the closer you get to the Norwegian border the better the cursing

[averagesvensk]

[homunculus-argument]

If I was evil I would get a realistic mannequin that's exactly my size and passably looks like me from a distance, and occasionally dress it up in my clothes, pose it on the balcony, and just leave it there all day. For as long as nobody sees me take or leave it, they can just wonder how and why the fuck does that one neighbour occasionally spend 16 hours just sitting or standing at the balcony, in the exact same position all day, without moving a limb.

[averagesvensk]

Wdym if you’re evil.

You’d do that either way

[homunculus-argument]

The finnish word for car is "auto". The swedish word for car is "bil". Nobody knows who got the "mo".

[averagesvensk]

The cows obviously

[pukicho]

"Don't steal" mfs when they see me stealing $50,000,000 dollars worth of cool shit for free:

(Someone else add a reaction image I don't like them so I don't have any dowloaded.)

[averagesvensk]

[averagesvensk]

I think grian and Scott should team up next series. Let’s see what the watchers do when the forever boogeyman and mr can’t boogey to save his life team up on the dance floor.

[tvrexoo]

Not First Out 🎉

[averagesvensk]

Honestly deserved celebration

[averagesvensk]

I just realised something! *past life spoilers*

Martyn was the first to die due to grian. With grian dying shortly after. The exact reverse of what happened in the final fight.

I think this breaks a little with the order but i think everyone in the final 4 died episode 1.

Also I think pearl might’ve had the exact middle deaths in total? Like if all deaths were strung up in order I think pearl might be in the middle except for her first death. I’m unsure of that one tho.

Jimmy final 4!!!

[64mpg]

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

[64mpg]

ads targeted to men: this product will NOT make you gay seriously

[averagesvensk]

Most of those products does make them gay still.

[passivedecept-deactivated202512]

Life Series thing

Am I the only one who always imagined the Nox crew and MCC crew to be like. Also Watchers?

Like. Just Watchers that use the MCC to get the emotions they eat. Both positive and negative?

Which means that Scott? Very aware as he makes the teams for them.

It is why he is always able to be so positive in the Life Series.

It is funnier if the Watchers who cause the Life Series dont realise this. They just cant understand how Scott is so casual about this life threatening horror!!

Scott meanwhile is treating it as just another tournament!!

One day the Watchers from the Life series will nap Scott for a life series RIGHT when a bit MCC event is being planned.

And then The Nox crew will be pissed. What the fuck do you mean you stole their team builder!!??!??!

Also silly side note

Grian: they will never accept me of they knew. They would hate me if me being a Watcher comes out!!!

Scott meanwhile just looking at him. Knowing damn well he is a Watcher because Scott knows their tells by now: you good?

Grian: yes! I am good! I am such a good person! Anyway i need to go!!

Scott: ... i am sure he will eventually figure it out.

It would just be funny.

Scott may be the Watchers least favourite.

But the Nox Crew Watchers absolute favourite :D

[pukicho]

Health tip, eight glasses of milk a day hurt you

[averagesvensk]

I’ve never seen glass made out of milk but I can’t imagine it being good for you