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Hello, I am Avery Knox and I am 22. It wasn't my fault. I tried to stop. But it was nearly impossible. Will always be sorry.

[averyidc]

My only source of good and decent music is now underwater. Rest in peace, dear iPod.

[alaskaelliot]

I appreciate the effort, but I’m the laziest fucker in this entire house. Working out is in no way fun. Anyway, I think I have enough sex for it to count as exercise. 

[averyidc]

Probably not, there are people around who don't even get their asses out of bed to eat! I know my food is not the best, but it can't be that bad. Oh, but of course it is! You can watch a movie on your phone while you work out at the gym or something, or listen to music or make friends! 

[reidmusicnotbooks-blog]

I’m not a master at anything. But I mean… diets are stupid and chocolate is good, so there you go! 

[averyidc]

Yes, yes, you are! You're a master at being cool with everybody and having people to like you! Diets are not stupid, most of them. I am not trying to lose weight, just want to be healthier!

[alaskaelliot]

I actually considered working out today. Pfft, what a fucking joke.

[alaskaelliot]

[averyidc]

But working out is fun actually! You just need some inspiration, it gets cool after a while.

[reidmusicnotbooks-blog]

No, you should eat it! That sounds yummy! Take a fork and start in the middle so every piece is yours!

[averyidc]

Are you some kind of cake master, or something? I've never thought of that! It's brilliant!

 But, one, I can't eat chocolate because of my new diet and two, I can't eat the whole cake!

[averyidc]

Wait a second... Is that an untouched chocolate cake? Am I in heaven? No, no. Okay Avery, breathe, you can survive without it.

[cassidyblakejs-deactivated20140]

Does the point amount to anything? Like free cake, for example?

[averyidc]

Well... You can get a hug! But if you want, I can give you free cake too, that's just too much for me. By they, don't wanna sound like a creep but... Are you Cassidy, or...?

[jackie-peterson]

How am I talking about him? You’ve been talking about him more than I have. Either way, I’m not sure what we’re doing. We haven’t really talked about it. Most of the people here are fine, but there are a few people who I’m sure will be getting on my nerves.

[averyidc]

Oh, of course, I am in love with Nate. Pff, c'mon, you can't be serious, right? Well, I think you'd make a cute couple, to be honest. Who, for example, is getting on your nerves, honey?

[reidmusicnotbooks-blog]

Are you planning on sharing? Cause don’t.

[averyidc]

You don't like cake?

[smexinathan-deactivated20140130]

Avery! I’m not sure if I’m glad to see you or to know you have cake.

[averyidc]

Well, Avery plus cake? I think that's the best mix ever!

[cassidyblakejs-deactivated20140]

You? 

[averyidc]

That's it girl! One point for you!

[jackie-peterson]

That’s what he told you? He told you I was his girlfriend? But yeah, Nate’s great. I’ve just been… kind of distant with people lately. Plus, I kind of decided to come here at the very last minute.

[averyidc]

Not really, I just assumed by the way you talk about him, babe. Aren't you two dating? Oh my, second time this week I get a couple wrong! Oh, I see... Why is that? Something happened? And really? That's cool! Are you liking the place and the... People?

[reidmusicnotbooks-blog]

You have cake!

[averyidc]

It's too much cake for me!

[averyidc]

Guess who has caake?

[arborcohens-deactivated20140122]

That’s a role I’d pay to see you as. Even though I think they never show Glen Coco, do they? We’d rule the school. I just… no.

I’d be such a dork. I don’t even know what a Spring Queen is. Is that bad? Regardless, I’d like to think I’d do something memorable like splitting my crown apart and tossing the pieces into the crowd. I think I’d trip on my way up onto the stage. That’s why you pull a Kristen Stewart and make awful shoes your trademark. Room seven with Aurora. I was thinking we could have a Mean Girls marathon? It’d only be one movie because the second one sucks, but…

[averyidc]

I would too! They don't even have to pay me, I'd do it for free! Glen Coco is everywhere, baby! Me neither, but let's pretend it is a good thing, right? That's a really cool thing to do, but think, would Regina do that? If not, don't. Joking, I'd be such a jerk if my mind worked that way. That's too Jennifer Lawrence, haha. And yeah, I'd do that, but my agents won't let me, Kristen has her own style, as they say. Ooh! Room neighbors then? And yes! Yes! Yes, of course, and oh my god, the second one is so... Not. 

[arborcohens-deactivated20140122]

That makes two of us. I don’t know how the Reginas of the world do it. Good point! You could be the nice queen bee and give Regina — and Cady— a run for her money. Could’ve fooled me. So what do you do if the costume designers and stylists make you wear them? By the way, what room are you in?

[averyidc]

Would do anything to be with Regina's clique. Or I'd be more like a Glen Coco, you know? We could be queen bees together, you know? I can get to be Spring Queen and you get the crown the other season. Well, I wear but if you check a few videos of me walking down the red carpet you will notice my terrified face. I am in room six with Olivia, and you?

[arborcohens-deactivated20140122]

Pssh, Regina George would never say that word. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I think you’re more of a Gretchen. 

Oh, stop it. You’re too kind. My job is nothing compared to yours. Heels aren’t much of a challenge once you get used to it. In that case, hello, Avery the normal girl. Or Avery. It’s nice to meet you.

[averyidc]

Alright, I'd be an awful queen B, I guess, I can't keep myself from apologizing, haha. Gretchen? Really, I'd rather be myself on Mean Girls, I'd get all those girls praying to be by my side at lunch.

Just kidding, I'd be such a loser. I never went to High School, so I don't really know how it is. I can't barely breathe when I am in heels, true story. Yes! Nice to meet you too Arbor!