$LAYYYTER
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@avidum
iburned:
“you just got yangared! bugged or not, you made a pun. you’re welcome, at least you won’t be such a buzz-killer now.”
“...”
“Fuck, okay. You got me. Though honestly, I walked right into that one, so I’m givin’ myself more credit than I’m givin’ you.”
iburned:
“wasp are you talking about? loosen up, at least everyone’s bee-having!”
“Blondie, I think your definition of behaving and mine are pretty fuckin’ different.”
“Also, against my better judgment... here’s where I point out you just missed a golden opportunity to say ‘at least everyone’s beehiving.’”
shinjitsuka replied to your post: “I pass the fuck out for six days straight, and...
(Greed, but wearing Mickey Mouse ears)
[ omg i am Y E L L I N G ]
“I pass the fuck out for six days straight, and when I wake up, everyone’s spouting some nonsense about bees.”
“Seems like this place never fuckin’ changes.”
aeroknot:
thinking about greed’s arc and just marveling at how the homunculus who wanted everything discovers his deepest desire was to BE wanted
eyndill:
avidum:
Those humans you’re so jealous of don’t count me because they’ve accepted me as one of their own :)
Man, you are pushing it, aren’t you.
❤️😘💖😍💕
Three of us but one of them is Greed so who’s actually counting.
Those humans you’re so jealous of don’t count me because they’ve accepted me as one of their own :)
greed says cosplay as greed
Your muse is making mine cosplay. Who do they dress my muse up as?
manipulativevixen:
“Don’t be like that Greed. It’s not every day we can find some time with one another like this.”
“Look Sis, last time I saw you was right before Pops melted me down into philosopher’s juice. Y’know. After he crucified me.”
“Can you blame me for bein’ less than enthused about our little impromptu family reunion?”
liegeofyao:
wipes my eyes …
[ carries u around in a baby bjorn ]
liegeofyao:
we got 99 problems and each homunculi is the problem.
[ don’t worry lil bro greed will protect you from his terrible siblings ]
“Shit.”
“Not another one.”
twitter and mastodon!
@anglerfishnabe ◈
“Uh... hey, Chief?”
He catches the stranger’s attention and gestures at a creature across the street---walking on two legs, but with gray skin and candy-corn colored horns. “Can you tell me what I’m lookin’ at? Seems like that kinda person is common around here.?”
@ugnies ◈
“Holy shit.”
“Are you on fire? Or is it some kind of a magic trick? Either way, I gotta know your secret.”
@inmaesmoriam ◈
“That uniform...”
Greed raises an eyebrow at the man. “And here I thought I could escape the Amestrian military in this joint. Don’t tell me you’re a State Alchemist too.”
@ladybrandxsh ◈
“'Scuse me, gorgeous. You know where I can find a cheap bar?”
“I just got dropped in this shithole and I could really use a drink or ten.”
