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indie Slys Flug. penned by Whitley. sideblog to ClaireInette

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INDIE DR. SLYS FLUG BLOG FROM CN’S VILLAINOUS AU-Friendly, Crossover-Friendly, Private and Selective, 9+ years RP experience

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Please pardon the wait- I’m still waiting on Tumblr to actually email me the confirmation link for my new blog.

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Should I move Flug’s blog to it’s own mainblog to keep better track of mutuals?

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Yawning 5.0.5 uncurled and stretched from their small bed on the floor

Flug was walking by hoping to take the bed for his own use, when he spotted his creation and instantly snapped into a more cheerful mood.

“Hey there, Buddy! You roll over in your sleep again? Good dreams, I hope!”

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NEW VILLAINOUS ORIENTATION VIDEO!! PLEASE go give it views and likes on youtube, they need our support!! I’m busy today (seriously fuck life, I’ve been free all this week and today my family HAD to come over) so I won’t provide translation till they’re gone, sorry! I’ll post when I come back and if someone has already posted a translation I’ll link that one. In the meantime, watch the original one and don’t forget to look for secrets! (Frame by frame)

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🔌      FUTURAMA     SENTENCE     PROMPTS    !

triggering  /  nsfw   may  be  present ,  these  are  taken  from  varying  seasons  of  the  show.

“  I can’t be mad, I’m on way too many painkillers. ”

“  What an idiot I was! And by “I”, I meant “you”!  ”

“  Thanks to you, I went on a soul-searching journey.  ”

“  How can I be so bad at everything I try, and still be so great?  ”

“  These things are not weaknesses. They make me what I am.  ”

“  You’re always gettin’ frozen in stuff. It’s your thing, man!  ”

“  Just wait ‘til I get my hands on those healthy purple berries! ”

“  But what are those aliens tryin’ to ask us? What do the tones mean?  ”

“  What’s the point? What good is it to talk to her in my own dream? ”

“  I’ve dreamed about you a lot since you disappeared.  ”

“  Have you been using my toothbrush to polish your ass again?! ”

“  There’s so much I need to say. Is it really you?  ”

“  It’s time we solved this problem the old-fashioned way. By shooting it. ”

“  To see if you’re the real [name], I’m gonna ask you something only he would know.  ”

“  You’ve accomplished so much more than most of us would bother to.  ”

“  I’m dying to know how you got here. Was it a time machine?  ”

“  I’m no medical expert, but I think you be showing some serious signs of 'illin.  ”

“  May I buy you a drink? We don’t get a lot of pretty faces around here. ”

“  You can’t sit on something for a week without falling in love with it.  ”

“  You can’t just kill somebody because they’re ugly and corrosive. ”

“  Don’t you ever wonder about the future?  ”

“  You think you can just waltz in here with no pants and become a cop?  ”

“  I’m as sad as an upside-down smile.  ”

“  I guess we’ll have to deliver that human heart tomorrow. ”

“  We have nothing to fear but running out of beer.  ”

“  The only things they did better than us were suck and die.  ”

“  Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? ”

“  You’ve fallen into the final debilitating stages of womanhood.  ”

“  Something tells me I could easily beat those trained professionals… ”

“  This outfit makes me look fat. Is it trampy to go on a first date nude?  ”

“  Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.  ”

“  With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!  ”

“  Why don’t you smoke it already? Puff, puff, go, go, go, go, go!  ”

“  I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later.  ”

“  Hey, I’m a porno-dealing monster. What do I care what you think?  ”

“  Is this really happening or just being staged? ”

“  I will marry her now and confine her to hell!  ”

“  I know whose funeral we’ll be attending next!   ”

“  Call it a hunch but I’ve got a bad feeling about this. “

“  Whoa, you look better than you used to for some reason. ”

“  Instead of shooting where I was, you should have shot where I was going to be.  ”

“  Haven’t I seen you in some copyrighted movie?  ”

“  Not a day goes by I don’t ask myself the same question. ”

“  What?! Don’t ever, ever say or think that again! ”

“  You can’t give up hope just because it is hopeless!  ”

“  So do you know I’m going to do something before I do it? ”

“  How am I supposed to hear prayers coming out of my ass? ”

“  There are two kinds of people: sheep and sharks. ”

“  A casino where I always win. That’s boring. I must really be… in Hell!  ”

“  So there really is an infinite number of universes?  ”

“  Now that’s a wave of destruction that’s easy on the eyes!  ”

“ The wall of that strip club isn’t going to collapse twice in one day. ”

“  Aww, you knew my favorite cause of death. ”

“  Get lost! I’d say don’t quit your day job, but you’re awful at that too! ”

“  I think when people obsess about the past it’s because they’re afraid of the future. ”

“  You’ve convinced me life is worth living… by showing me how bad my funeral will suck! ”

“  Man, we look stupid. We should’ve gotten store-bought costumes.  ”

“  I don’t want to be rescued. ”

“  I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo. ”

“  I finally found what I need to be happy and it’s not friends, it’s things. “

“  So, none of you have ever had anchovies? ”

“  Do you have any idea what the average length of their reigns was? ”

“  I knew you wouldn’t have asked unless it was really high or really low.  ”

“  You’re a pimple on society’s ass and you’ll never amount to anything! ”

“  Now that you mention it, I do have trouble breathing underwater sometimes. ”

“  I wouldn’t talk about taste if I was wearing a lime green tank top. ”

“  We all laughed so hard our teeth fell out. ”

“  I’ll never be too good or too evil again. From now on, I’ll just be me. ”

“  Do you think you could survive a seven-hundred foot fall?  ”

“  But this electricity abuse crossed the line. You almost killed us. ”

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Note! Within a few days this sideblog will be moved to another account and followbscks will be from the hub account instead of claireinette

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Flug wasn’t fucking around when he said it would hurt, though the initial stab hurt more. Sucking in a breath, Black bared his teeth, his forked tongue clamped between them. There was no need to be WEAK in front of him.

“Are you always this ready for disaster or did I get lucky with my timing?”

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“Well, it’s always good to be prepared for any sort of calamity that you could come across.” He spoke a bit faster than usual, rambling, looking for something to say to hopefully distract his boss from the injury.

“D-do.. you know what the PH of your blood is? It seems acidic- the stuff I just put on is neutral so it won’t affect it, but still it’d be interesting to learn.”

He contemplated collecting a sample slide off the floor once Black Hat left.

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This is a new, indie, mixed-canon LeFou from Disney’s Beauty And The Beast. Would you please reblog this post if you’d be willing to roleplay with LeFou? I am open to other Disney muses, other crossovers, and original characters!

Thank you! -Mod Whitley

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Whatever the hell was on that knife BURNED, and Black Hat almost kicked the door to the lab open in his fury. Flug better be in here, the stab wound in his stomach didn’t seem to be getting better or healing on it’s own like it usually would. Hand securely holding the wound together – at least that’s what it FELT like – Black hat stumbled in, grabbing the back of a wheely chair to collapse into and peel his shirt back. Almost like he’d been burned upon contact, the wound was ashen, darker than his already ashen skin, around the edges, and continued to ooze dark green.

“FLUG! I KNOW YOU’RE IN HERE.”

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“Sir- the deadlines not for another fourty-seven minuets! I-“

The panicked scientist’s gaze suddenly shifted to the oozing, disgusting wound on his boss’s abdomen. Whatever it was that pierced the eldritch’s flesh must’ve been dangerous, fatal for a human. It somehow pierced Black Hat so deeply…

“I deeply apologize if the following question seems rediculous, it’s merely protocol, but- Do you require my medical expertise?”

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“Forget the deadlines for once, damn it–”

For once, the training he’d drummed into the scientist’s head frustrated him, but of course, it was his own doing. Flug was nothing if not loyal, and smart at that. Genius, even, asking what many would see as a stupid question.

“And YES. You’re smart, you know what you’re doing.”

Something deeply ingrained in the businessman felt… was it? shame? Was that the name? He surely felt SOMETHING at asking for help, though he wouldn’t allow himself to physically SAY the word.

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Flug rushed to gather his supplies, going to his cabinets. In the upper-left quadrant of the third, organized space was his medical supplies. He grabbed them as well as a bottle of alcohol. He always kept his cabinets in perfect order for easy access during an emergency.

Slys gulped, trembled. The wound was deep, and he’d have to disinfect it. However it would hurt, even an eldritch, when the chemical was applied. He was terrified of hurting his boss, and the consequences of doing so.

“Please forgive me, sir. Th-this will hurt, but it’s nessecsry. I have to in order to treat the injury.”

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Whatever the hell was on that knife BURNED, and Black Hat almost kicked the door to the lab open in his fury. Flug better be in here, the stab wound in his stomach didn’t seem to be getting better or healing on it’s own like it usually would. Hand securely holding the wound together – at least that’s what it FELT like – Black hat stumbled in, grabbing the back of a wheely chair to collapse into and peel his shirt back. Almost like he’d been burned upon contact, the wound was ashen, darker than his already ashen skin, around the edges, and continued to ooze dark green.

“FLUG! I KNOW YOU’RE IN HERE.”

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“Sir- the deadlines not for another fourty-seven minuets! I-“

The panicked scientist’s gaze suddenly shifted to the oozing, disgusting wound on his boss’s abdomen. Whatever it was that pierced the eldritch’s flesh must’ve been dangerous, fatal for a human. It somehow pierced Black Hat so deeply...

“I deeply apologize if the following question seems rediculous, it’s merely protocol, but- Do you require my medical expertise?”