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sometimes rpf is like 'i know they aren't actually interested in each other but i like the idea' and other times it's 'they NEED to be together. for their health.'

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HOW M4NY [99 bottles of beer] C4N SP4MTONS [one thousand miles repenting] B3FOR3 1T’S COMPL3T3LY [got milk?]

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1 DON’T KNOW HOW 1T WORKS FOR OTH3R [sewer rats] BUT [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]] 1S B4S1C4LLY 4 G4M3 OF [don’t touch that dial!] TH4T GO3S THROUGH TWO OR THR33 [wii balance board] UNT1L 1T’S COMPL3T3LY [cash in the trash!]

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4DD1T1ON4LLY, 1’M NOT SUR3 1F TH1S 1S 4N 4LW4YS TH1NG B3C4US3 1 W4S [hello world] 15 M1NUT3S 4GO, BUT 4LL [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]] 1S CONTROLL3D BY [ancient reptillian brain] [it was something behind you, wasn’t it?] WHO CHOOS3S WH4T3V3R [roaming the streets of fallen london with the faces of squid! squid! and you ask me what my gender is?] F33LS 1S [blessed] OR C4TCH13ST

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[and i will be referencing the zorbees ad :)]

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1 DON’T KNOW HOW 1T WORKS FOR OTH3R [sewer rats] BUT [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]] 1S B4S1C4LLY 4 G4M3 OF [don’t touch that dial!] TH4T GO3S THROUGH TWO OR THR33 [wii balance board] UNT1L 1T’S COMPL3T3LY [cash in the trash!]

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4DD1T1ON4LLY, 1’M NOT SUR3 1F TH1S 1S 4N 4LW4YS TH1NG B3C4US3 1 W4S [hello world] 15 M1NUT3S 4GO, BUT 4LL [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]] 1S CONTROLL3D BY [ancient reptillian brain] [it was something behind you, wasn’t it?] WHO CHOOS3S WH4T3V3R [roaming the streets of fallen london with the faces of squid! squid! and you ask me what my gender is?] F33LS 1S [blessed] OR C4TCH13ST

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C4N’T 3V3N S4Y TH3 WORD [blessed]. GO [$#!@] YOURS3LF

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1T H4S B33N L1T3R4LLY -5 M1NUT3S- 4ND 1 C4NNOT [an empty bliss beyond this world] WH4T [if you accept the premise that a word is a bunch of letters surrounded by a gap] 1 W4S TRY1NG TO S4Y

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1 DON’T KNOW HOW 1T WORKS FOR OTH3R [sewer rats] BUT [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]] 1S B4S1C4LLY 4 G4M3 OF [don’t touch that dial!] TH4T GO3S THROUGH TWO OR THR33 [wii balance board] UNT1L 1T’S COMPL3T3LY [cash in the trash!]

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C4N’T 3V3N S4Y TH3 WORD [blessed]. GO [$#!@] YOURS3LF

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‘we’d never get a spamton!’ [ant-sized] N3WS 3V3RY [charming customer] !!

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when the karate is man

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Playing undert*le gen*cide route and I LOVE killing people I love love love it. But do I really have to be mean as well. The game's forcing me to skip puzzles and step on people's faces like I may be a mass murderer who takes joy in killing every single monster I can find but do I really have to be mean as well. No choice? Char* come on let me have fun and be myself.

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Oh thank god I don't have to push them off the ledge I just get to kill them :)

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Enough of "Why did Char* make me do that", introducing the new and revolutionary: "Why did Fr*sk make me do that".

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Note: I don't know if this is even my source. I don't know much about myself.

But. If either of us are 'making the other do something', it's me. But really it's more like Char*'s backseating and smiling at me or whispering a tip into my ear. Anyway, why is there such a fandom push to make us the victims. Why can't human children do bad things and enjoy it. I'm not dissociating I'm having fun and being myself. Is that truly so bad. (I mean, yes, it is, but...)

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Gender called: Androgynous but you probably won't have time to process that before I murder you

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I think we stuck to the idea we were a 'small system' so much that we were afraid to admit that we were a new headmate. Because then it'd be an Entire Thing and we'd have to Accept them into our life Or something. But no it's actually fine. I'm whoever.

I mean we probably should do all that whenever a headmate legitimately sticks around but we have so many false positives that it's like. We can do that. Later.

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If you're in safe and understanding company saying you're a new person does literally no harm.

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Being a fictive with an unusual source or unusual relationships to their sourcemates is just this:

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I meant unusual interpretation of source. Like same game but canon divergent (or different opinions on what happened, e.g. it being exotrauma vs it being the most exhilarating thing you've ever done)

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I always thought the anomaly was doing all this cause they were unhappy. And when they got what they wanted, they would stop all this. And maybe all they needed was. . . I dunno. Some good food, some bad laughs, some nice friends. But that's ridiculous, right? Yeah, you're the type of person who won't EVER be happy.

I do feel like this is the most accurate thing these characters have assumed of me.

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id: post by fervent-bookwomb reading ‘love when there is a secret & evil Headmate more mysterious, more malicious than the rest. i can make friends with the evil Headmate’. the word ‘Headmate’ is edited in. end id

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