the vampire mafia has banished you to oregon

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[awakealiveconscious]

he/it skip. you agree

[awakealiveconscious]

selfishnesscaling

[sneezingisnotnormal]

I’m rewatching Starstruck and I’m having such a fun time imagining all of this from Skip’s perspective. Like imagine you’ve been alone in space for thousands of years, you finally find a vessel to inhabit, immediately you get control and there’s a psychic on the ship who seems to know somethings wrong, you’re freaking out, everyone is looking at you all confused and you’re like fuck fuck fuck I’ve been made I’m gonna die. And then every single thing that comes out of your mouth makes them so happy. They’re like. Obsessed with you. Like they tentatively ask you questions you don’t know the answers to so you just kinda say yes and they just start giving you things. They’re handing you pieces of paper with shapes on it trying to get you to write on it, they’re foam rolling you, they’re just like so pumped you’re there.

It’s like if you walked into the wrong meeting with a room full of strangers and they just. Usher you in and ask you advice and start cheering any time you start talking. Absolutely bizarre

[transgenderfabianseacaster]

yknow batchild’s whole thing is a Really good metaphor for disability. actually vampirism as a whole but specifically this right now. having a plan for yr whole life & something happens & you can’t do that anymore and now you feel lost bc what the hell else are you supposed to do? & yeah that grief never really goes away but you grow & you have a community now & a purpose, and maybe you can convince yrself that’s enough, you know?

[awakealiveconscious]

is this the most sex in a dimension 20 season to date

[awakealiveconscious]

YOURE FUCKING JOKING IT IS FUCKING LAFAYETTE

[awakealiveconscious]

oh madelaine has Baggage

[awakealiveconscious]

fucking hj

[awakealiveconscious]

WHAT is the fucking title for this one are we getting party conflict??? party conflict for meeeee

[wormtime123]

loved the time quangles i need the rest in my hands immediately

[onegiantmeep]

the spirit of PIS possessed me to make this one

[awakealiveconscious]

i do sometimes think of transfem skip, and that would be really fun and on some "insane theory level" smth could be said as to the hof and its otherwise singlegenderness and to nst and his toxic masculinity and so much fun analysis of those various systems and I Have Stuff To Say About The EH and also fun selfhood/identity stuff even further increased for the sake of the season. but often i think of the theoretical discourse of transitioning in another body.

[hailed-marys]

i want to write but i dont know what to write but i do know what to write but the characters arent talking to me to tell me what to write. does this make any sense. im stuck in limbo or maybe even hell

[zephyrmarki]

olethra

[zephyrmarki]

an odious occurrence in oda

[zephyrmarki]

i don’t understand

[zephyrmarki]

pappy