Bruce: I'm sure you are all wondering why we are having this dinner.
Tim: Are we going on a mission?
Bruce: No, this is a different matter...*sigh*... we have to talk about the Batcomputer search history.
Batkids: *frozen in horror*
Dick: What do you mean search history? I thought the computer was super encrypted and stuff.
Bruce: Well, it seems that several of you thought that and now we have to have this conversation.
Bruce: Who searched for "murder suspects near me"? You are fired.
Jason: It was a long weekend, I was trying to speed up the process.
Bruce: Next we have "vacation homes in California" which would not be a problem had one not been embezzled in the batarang budget.
Tim: It was worth a try.
Bruce: Well now you will be taking over my patrols while I am in my new vacation home.
Tim: Fair enough.
Bruce: And finally we have "how to adopt many turtles without father finding out" followed by "how to train a violent turtle army."
Damian: Who could have search for that?
Bruce: I found the turtles Damian.
Damian: They will be a great asset on patrol.
Bruce: You are all banned from the computer for 2 weeks.
