THE ROBIN(S)

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On the Topic of Content

So I've noticed a significant amount of my posts being used elsewhere or being completely plagiarised and posted elsewhere and while any content that is reposted with a mention or a tag or at least my username in the screenshot, is perfectly fine, the fact that people are copying and pasting posts or reposting them as their own work is frankly disheartening and actually quite sickening. The worse thing, this isn't just my work but this has happened to a lot of blogs too and it simply isn't on.

It costs nothing to have the simple respect to tag or at least give credit to the original poster.

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Had this thought of Bruce having keys to every major building in Gotham and every apartment and house of his kids and associates and he just keeps them in a key rack organiser with little labels. Like he will be there typing his report into the BatComputer and the kids are arguing the best way to spring one of their sources from Blackgate only for Bruce, I am effort to get some peace, gives them a bunch of keys for the prison.

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Have you read Justice League/Mighty Morphin Power Rangers? Curious about how it would've gone if the Rangers got to hang out with the Batfam and Superfam afterward.

I haven't but now I'm picturing the Bat Kids having beef with the Rangers for being coloured coded.

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Based on the hot Jim Gordon post, who do you think would be DC (or just Gotham’s) most eligible bachelors?

(note that I have no idea how any eligible bachelor competitions work, my experience is limited to it being mentioned in media)

Hottest Men According the Annual Gotham Gazette:

Bruce Wayne, who else?

Clark Kent (that reporter from Metropolis)

Jim Gordon

Oliver Queen

Alfred Pennyworth (Bruce Wayne's butler)

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999th Lex Luthor (he paid to be on this list)

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blorpos any dick headcannons?

(i'm not sure what blorpos is)

Dick had braces as a tween, with the coloured rubber bands and everything and he absolutely hated them.

Dick is a woolly socks believer over a slipper man, he loves having cosy feet.

Dick is Eastern Orthodox but he's agnostic but sometimes he goes to light candles, he did every year on Jason's and his parent's anniversary.

Dick has planned his wedding. He wants a big Romanian wedding as tradition as it gets and as expensive as a Wayne can have

Dick has really sloppy handwriting as a cop but his actual handwriting is beautiful cursive.

Dick is a crier. The man will go to tears over the smallest thing and be completely OK during traumatic moments.

Dick hates when people call him Richard or Ricky. He knows people make jokes about his name but that's his name, the name his mom and dad gave him.

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Hey do you think Jason ever said the life insurance Bruce got should have been his? I definitely think so, or atleast Jason reported Bruce to the IRS for insurance fraud

I don't think Bruce ever took out life insurance on any of the kids because he doesn't need the money at all and Bruce is superstitious at heart and thinks it would tempt fate. Jason does make a joke about it and Bruce immediately worries that Jason has no money, that he's starving or struggling and starts writing cheques and tossing hundies at his son.

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Bruce absolutely adoring his only daughter and them going on all kinds of father-daughter dates together.like cass and Bruce going to different countries together or going on undercover missions just the two of them.

HELL YEAH

Bruce who lets Cass paint his nails while sitting at the Watchtower right in front of Hal who wants to tease him but won't and Clark who is admiring her work and waiting to be next.

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Jim Gordon is a looker. It's a fact, that is a handsome old man, he's good looking for his age. But Jim Gordon was stunning when he was younger. Criminals and fellow cops used to constantly call and refer to him as 'pretty boy'. Rogues flirt with Jim all the time but he brushes it off because he's got a case to work on. Harvey Dent wanted to climb that tree. Even Bruce in his younger days used to get flustered. Half the cops who hated Jim just secretly wanted one chance. Jim who when he was a beat cop never had any trouble because he was too pretty to hit or argue with and criminals just went 'ok, whatever you say, handsome'. Influencers in Gotham are constantly creating edits to Daddy Cop and glazing him anytime he appears. Jim who ages like fine wine and gets compliments all the time but he's so focused on the job he doesn't care, he wants to have a smoke, a drink, see his kids, have some takeout and solve that one double homicide.

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I chose violence. Jonathan Crane definitely hooks up with Edward Nygma but exclusively when they're at Arkham and pretends nothing ever happened between them though the entire rogue's gallery and Batman knows what's going on. Selina, Harley and Ivy keep telling Ed that he has to respect himself more and Crane is just using him and Ed knows but that doesn't stop him from flirting shamelessly with Jonathan at every meet up or get together. Jonathan hates people knowing that he hooks up with Ed semi-regularly and always ends up having a screaming match with Ed that ends the meeting prematurely, yelling that he's going to kill him or throw him to Batman one of these days but lo and below, always a few weeks later, Jonathan is walking around Gotham with an arm around Ed. And Ed just loves the drama.

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I recently saw this skit of somebody making fun of the Riddler for leaving so many clues at his crimes and yes, it is his brand but it also might be a compulsion of his. I was thinking of Bruce, fellow OCD haver, telling the Robins, cops and fellow vigilantes to knock it off when roasting the Riddler for being 'dumb enough' to leave clues. Bruce knows that Edward can't help it. He understands the anxiety Ed gets whenever he tries not to leave a clue, all the sorts of things that runs through his head when he thinks about not leaving clues, how it will effect him and the world around him. Bruce gets it.

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The bats have a reputation for being extremely uncreative in the super community. Batman has bat everything. Nightingale is named after a kryptonian fairy tale. There have been at least a few red hoods. Red Robin literally just put Red in front of his old name, plus the restaurant. And Damian is like the 5th robin

And the most uncreative is Tim. He's Robin, Red Robin, Drake, then Robin again. I mean, the boy has a theme and yeah, we respect that but bro come on.

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I had a silly thought, but imagine Dick and Jason going to a drag show on their night off, planning to have some drinks, some fun, and it turns out one of the drag queens is Tim (he can rock drag, tis a fact)

Yes, because Tim can't let Caroline go. Tim loves being Caroline but he's worried how the family will take it. Dick and Jason are actually really supportive and come to all of Tim's performs.

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Hlep, I'm a little confused who Prime is. Is he Kon, but like, not Kon? Or is he just Kon?

Superboy Prime is a Clark Kent variant from Prime Earth, who grows up reading DC comics, develops Kryptonian superpowers, survives the destruction of Prime Earth, survives the timeline's collapse after Crisis on Infinite Earths. Prime is a DC fanboy so he had major issues with the current timeline and how characters were being written so he left the paradise reality he was hanging out in and set out to "fix" reality but he ends up going on a rampage. Currently, he's standing in for Superman.

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Okay but what if the bat fam had a game night and they chose to play werewolf

They've played and subsequently got it banned because Damian became convinced that Jason was actually a werewolf and tried to take him out.

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People usually come to you with their head cannons, but instead I have a confession. I'm neither a fandom only enjoyer nor a comic reader, I am a secret, third, worse thing.

I'm a wiki reader.

I get most of my information not from the comics themselves, not from the fans, but from the wiki pages.

I'm confessing this now because I just found out that my library, while it doesn't have any physical comics, has a good number of them in their digital catalog. So, I will soon be a regular comic reader at this point in time I am still a wiki reader (⁠*⁠・⁠～⁠・⁠*⁠)

It's so fun, @bluebell81

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Ace overhears that Bruce is going on a trip and his suitcase is getting packed so Ace the next best thing

To go lay down in Bruce’s suitcase

Bruce proceeds to pack Ace’s own doggy luggage for him to join the trip

It was never a possibility that Bruce was going anywhere without Ace. Ace stays in the finest hotels and spas, flies first class and sails on yachts because he's Bruce's service dog (and favourite son).

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I finished Crisis on Infinite Earths and... Am I stupid or are these following reaction pics a universal feeling after reading it??