THE ROBIN(S)

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On the Topic of Content

So I've noticed a significant amount of my posts being used elsewhere or being completely plagiarised and posted elsewhere and while any content that is reposted with a mention or a tag or at least my username in the screenshot, is perfectly fine, the fact that people are copying and pasting posts or reposting them as their own work is frankly disheartening and actually quite sickening. The worse thing, this isn't just my work but this has happened to a lot of blogs too and it simply isn't on.

It costs nothing to have the simple respect to tag or at least give credit to the original poster.

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I recently saw this skit of somebody making fun of the Riddler for leaving so many clues at his crimes and yes, it is his brand but it also might be a compulsion of his. I was thinking of Bruce, fellow OCD haver, telling the Robins, cops and fellow vigilantes to knock it off when roasting the Riddler for being 'dumb enough' to leave clues. Bruce knows that Edward can't help it. He understands the anxiety Ed gets whenever he tries not to leave a clue, all the sorts of things that runs through his head when he thinks about not leaving clues, how it will effect him and the world around him. Bruce gets it.

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The bats have a reputation for being extremely uncreative in the super community. Batman has bat everything. Nightingale is named after a kryptonian fairy tale. There have been at least a few red hoods. Red Robin literally just put Red in front of his old name, plus the restaurant. And Damian is like the 5th robin

And the most uncreative is Tim. He's Robin, Red Robin, Drake, then Robin again. I mean, the boy has a theme and yeah, we respect that but bro come on.

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I had a silly thought, but imagine Dick and Jason going to a drag show on their night off, planning to have some drinks, some fun, and it turns out one of the drag queens is Tim (he can rock drag, tis a fact)

Yes, because Tim can't let Caroline go. Tim loves being Caroline but he's worried how the family will take it. Dick and Jason are actually really supportive and come to all of Tim's performs.

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Hlep, I'm a little confused who Prime is. Is he Kon, but like, not Kon? Or is he just Kon?

Superboy Prime is a Clark Kent variant from Prime Earth, who grows up reading DC comics, develops Kryptonian superpowers, survives the destruction of Prime Earth, survives the timeline's collapse after Crisis on Infinite Earths. Prime is a DC fanboy so he had major issues with the current timeline and how characters were being written so he left the paradise reality he was hanging out in and set out to "fix" reality but he ends up going on a rampage. Currently, he's standing in for Superman.

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Okay but what if the bat fam had a game night and they chose to play werewolf

They've played and subsequently got it banned because Damian became convinced that Jason was actually a werewolf and tried to take him out.

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People usually come to you with their head cannons, but instead I have a confession. I'm neither a fandom only enjoyer nor a comic reader, I am a secret, third, worse thing.

I'm a wiki reader.

I get most of my information not from the comics themselves, not from the fans, but from the wiki pages.

I'm confessing this now because I just found out that my library, while it doesn't have any physical comics, has a good number of them in their digital catalog. So, I will soon be a regular comic reader at this point in time I am still a wiki reader (⁠*⁠・⁠～⁠・⁠*⁠)

It's so fun, @bluebell81

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Ace overhears that Bruce is going on a trip and his suitcase is getting packed so Ace the next best thing

To go lay down in Bruce’s suitcase

Bruce proceeds to pack Ace’s own doggy luggage for him to join the trip

It was never a possibility that Bruce was going anywhere without Ace. Ace stays in the finest hotels and spas, flies first class and sails on yachts because he's Bruce's service dog (and favourite son).

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I finished Crisis on Infinite Earths and... Am I stupid or are these following reaction pics a universal feeling after reading it??

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Thinking about the bats and their supers. Bruce and Clark. Babs and Kara. Jason and Prime. Tim and Kon. Damian and Jon. All excellent concepts, but someone needs to come and point out how similar the Supers are to Dick.

like idk let’s go with Roy or Wally. Take a look around at the supers with their birds like hmm “You have the Kryptonian version of Dick don’tcha?”

Damian chilling with super bubbly Jon glowers, “Don’t be an imbecile Jon is nothing like Richard.” Jon is beaming he thinks Dick is the best.

Tim looks to Kon and shrugs. Tim didn’t live through Dicks emo/punk era and doesn’t see it. Then again Tim did get pretty obsessive with both of them. Kon is flattered. Dick is cool.

Jason with Prime plastered to his side goes “I didn’t choose this.” Prime keeps Dicks clinginess to a minimum. Prime had agreed to keep his mouth shut for this post for head pats from Jason.

Babs smirks knowing where this is going, “Kara has a few assets Dickie doesn’t.”

Bruce looks at Clark and goes “Well Dick had to get it from somewhere.”

Cue chaos from the bats as all but Babs thought they were just besties with their super. Dick gets two dads and yes Clark is his super still.

This is so accurate. Dick is Clark's son, maybe not biologically but Dick is a Kent.

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How would the batfam react if one of batkids(im imagining Jason) randomly adopted a kid on day

https://www.tumblr.com/robs-your-robins/808658322440011776/wait-how-would-each-batfam-member-react-to-jason?source=share

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Concept: early adoption AU! Cass and Bruce as Dracula and Mavis

No thoughts, just Bruce holding a baby Cass. He should be mothering.

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man? woman? themen? yemen?

Wemen.

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thoughts on birdflash? [if you haven't shared them before]

I love them. Some headcanons:

Wally and Dick first kissed on a dare and they were both giggling because "this is so stupid" but they both got really confused afterward because damn.

Years later, their first "hookup" was after a really wild night out and they woke up in the same bed and for a second they were horrified because "that's my best friend??" but when they talked it through, they decided to try out dating seriously. They find out later that they never hooked up that first time.

Wally thinks he's the jealous one, he really hates people flirting with Dick but tries not to show it because he trusts Dick. He does. Dick on the other had is crazy as fuck when it comes to Wally. He will slash tires.

When they do sun holidays, Dick lives in the sun while Wally has to stay in doors or he might burst into flames.

Dick likes spicy food, really spicy food while Wally thinks mild is too strong.

Wally can't cook so Dick handles the cooking but he always picks up Dick's favourite take out or runs by the Manor to pick up dinner from Alfred.

Neither are the big spoon or the little spoon, Dick just sleeps on top of Wally like a weighted blanket.

When Dick is being playful, he tries to kiss all of Wally's freckles on his face.

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question. how do you 'find out' that a hookup didn't occur.

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@fourquartertoast Donna had literally just dumped a very drunk Dick into Wally's bed about five seconds before they woke up. They just assumed that they had slept together because they were in bed next to each other.

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i know you've done some posts about this here and there but... what's the grandparents dynamic like with timkon baby?

Bruce is so ready to be grandpa. He's pushing prams, he's sitting in on play dates, he's pretending to be the kid's horse and he's so proud all the time. "My grandson..." begins every sentence.

Clark is equal parts boisterous and gentle. He will rock that baby again his soft man titties while shushing everyone around him and swing the kid around by his ankle when he's older until Bruce wails at him to stop.

Lex is into helicopter parenting. He's organising time tables, having his lab create the perfect veggies and fruits for his grandson, he's giving the baby so many kisses and raspberries and bought the kid his very first company at 3mths old.

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(My sister is giving birth today)

How do you think the Batkids would react to one of their siblings giving birth?

And who would be the favorite uncle/aunt

Oh congratulations to your sister and to you for receiving a nebling 💜

Damian demands to be the favourite uncle, this could potentially be his future Robin. He's actually anxious about the pregnancy because shit, babies are scary.

Dick is so excited, he wants to be there for everything. He's reading the literature. He shows up at appointments.

Duke jokes that Bruce will probably have to build an extension but he's so happy and full prepared to act as a nightlight.

Cass is nervous at first. That's a baby. But she warms up eventually to the point that she's already logging hours in for babysitting.

Jason pretends not to care but he's crocheting booties and blankets.

Steph is mass buying oneisies and baby grows. She cannot be stopped. She has a problem.

Tim worries whether he should start procreating too because he's not getting any younger and he's broody as fuck.

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idc if this is ooc but consider the following: selina going back and forth between harley & ivy and bruce. that's all.

Bruce, explaining the situation to Ollie: Sometimes she's just with me then sometimes she dates Ivy and Harley who are a couple.

Ollie: You're in a foursome, B.

Bruce: No, I just date Selina.

Ollie: You're currently watching three cocktails, holding Harley's purse, you just told Ivy that you're swinging over later to unclog the toilet in her apartment and Selina is currently... I can only say, licking your face? What is that?

Selina, kissing Bruce's temple: Hello, Oliver.

Ollie: So think about it, B, you're in multiple poly set ups. Me, Dinah and you. You, Supes and Lane. Zatanna, Constantine, you. Harley, Ivy and you. Bruce, you're the bike of the vigilante/hero circle. Just accept it.