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welcome to my blog the rest of the world is stupid

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i smoke marijuana and eat organic sprouted bread and sleep 12 hours a day but even that cant stop my aggressive paranoid delusions. goes to show you how just fucked up the world is right now & nothing to do with me giving my piano a weird demonic midi effect

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naming my baby silvana iris because i live at silvana street and i work at iris coffee

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when you make a video and youre nervous about posting it but kinnie youtube is so starved for content they make it go viral and suddenly everyone is talking about a very personal peice of art you put on the internet once and now you want to delete it. what do

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where’s my post where i’m like bark bark bark bark woof woof woof bark bark grrrr bark bark bark i can’t find it right now

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**congruent with both rick and morty.

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me, being handfed grapes by oiled up poolboys: ricardo, chives, can you bring me my laptop? i have a kink to shame

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i still have no idea what u were ever banned for

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suing the satanic temple over lack of fair use so i can make dad rock satanism a thing

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most porn these days is just an ad for a porn site. give me a 90s porn flick with a plot i can hate and three hour runtime

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gentle Queen who sucks people in and makes them feel safe and then like an hour later you suddenly realize you’re 10000 miles from home, dangerously low on psilocybin and have found nothing to eat in overnight

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i really love structure and order and hierarchy so that’s why i’m an artist

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random discord user: i want to fuck storm from x-men me: okay random discord user: what?? are you on board?? me: i said okay. why did you say "i want to fuck storm from x-men" if you didn't want me to say okay? random discord user: you have such a horrible sense of humor oh my god

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literally every song on our album and the band i grew up in are all about getting kirby to lip sync with his eyes closed :) before that i think i used to just close my eyes and just do it like how i did Mickey mouse with his eyes closed but i couldn’t find footage of that. do you know it? i remember liking that a lot

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i genuinely dont know how i never realized until now that neo pronouns are a type of slang. i feel so stupid for never making that connection

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wearing different shake shack caps to feign confidence in your self produced album

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one more thing i realized while grocery shopping tonight: i have always just referred to cilantro & often referred to it as "that green stuff" or an herb or whatever. only when i heard people talking about cilantro on tiktok did i realize it was pronounced "klintra" and not "sillintra." apparently yall just have a different word for it in america

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also everybody that willingly engages with the sheer chaos of online discourse is fucking insane so at least yall are out here voluntarily being insane for our country or whatever and not just secretly insane and unhelpfully normal

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colds and flus and stuff are going around everywhere right now. i suggest you all wash your hands more often!!