[awearwolf]

#𝙰𝚆𝙴𝙰𝚁𝚆𝙾𝙻𝙵. an independent, selective & low activity roleplay blog for an original character steeped in the lore of lycanthropy. warning: blog may contain themes of violence, foul language, & sexually explicit topics.

( sideblog to @yalldved. )

CARRD.

[mercurymascara]

[awearwolf]

Idk how Kendji keeps attracting people with intense obsessions but it is the funniest thing to me

[awearwolf]

Kendji hasn’t felt truly comfortable in his body since he was changed. Every time he looks at himself in the mirror and in particular sees the scarring left behind , there’s a sense of nausea that settles in the pit of his stomach.

He does appreciate people who find him attractive, he really does. He just wishes he could be part of that group instead of recoiling when he looks at himself.

[oopsiewoopsie123]

The Hitman’s Bodyguard starters pt. 2

“Life is a highway and it’s mighty fucking long.”

“Do you have any idea how stupid you sound?“

“You lost my husband, and you’re like, "Can you please help us find him?“ Why the fuck should I? That is your fucking job, motherfucker! But, obviously, you suck at it.“

“That motherfucker is unkillable, so you can relax.“

“The fuck is that you’re eating?“

“I’d stay awake if you let me drive.“

“Thank you. That’s really generous of… No!“

“This is what happens when you mess with a perfectly laid plan.”

“A-ha! Perfect deduction, Sherlock.“

“While you can’t come up with a plan, they’re gonna kill us.”

“You know, they can track a cell phone. That’s why I use a ghost chip in mine, so they can’t track the phone.”

“Here I am, I’m plotting courses all over the country, and you’re carrying a location beacon in your pocket!”

“You don’t even understand how 21st century technology works! I mean, how have you stayed alive this long?“

“While all you guys are wasting your time planning and aiming and deducing, I just do my thing, and my thing has always been better than your fucking thing.”

“You’re not gonna take this gun?“

“No, you keep that gun. Use it to shoot me.”

“This field smells like your car.“

“Who knows, maybe your plan would’ve worked.”

“The plan is we’re in a cow pasture, that’s the plan.”

“You’re gonna be the guy that the other inmates come to for advice. They’re very lucky.”

“[laughing] Motherfucker, please.“

“I’ve eaten hamburgers that know more about women than you. You, my friend, are a romantic retard.“

“Hey! Just ‘cause I want to get my business back in order, that doesn’t make me a shitty person.”

“Oh man. You are so in love, it is crazy.“

“Christ, do you ever shut up?“

“Why is everything always about love with you?”

“Well, what else is there? I mean, take away the guns, the money, the travel, the perfect shot. I mean, none of that shit means dick if I can’t tell [name] about it.”

“[Name] chopped off part of my ear with a machete one time.”

“I’d just come off a job. I was sitting there chilling, when I noticed this waitress getting hassled by these guys. I got up to help her, when she unleashed the most amazing display of violence and beauty I had ever seen.“

“When she severed that dude’s carotid artery with a beer bottle, I knew. I knew right then. We slow danced all night.“

“You know what? Why don’t you go fuck yourself and the horse you… Hello.“

“This man’s killed over 150 people. Two-fifty, easy. Yeah, but they love you. Me, they want to perform an exorcism on.”

“Who is more wicked, he who kills evil motherfuckers or he who protects them?“

“You really believe you’re the good guy?“

“There are no words. I am amazing.“

“Whoa! You must give me your designer’s number.“

“I’m calling you because I’ve been thinking, and… I forgive you.“

“Are you fucking kidding me? You’re seriously doing this now?“

“Couldn’t you just had the flowers delivered?”

“You were about to get his personal touch, if I hadn’t followed you.”

“I loved her. Trusted her. She sold me out. Case closed.“

“Well, that’s cold. Maybe, just maybe, you ought to give her a pass on this. I mean, I gotta tell you, honestly, there’s not a lot of women who’d put up with your shit.”

“That’s inspirational, thank you.”

“You’re an annoying motherfucker with all your rules and shit.“

“You know, women don’t like to be forgiven for shit 'cause that implies they did some shit to begin with.”

“Do you have any idea how prepared I was?“

“I had it all figured out before you got here.” 

“I guess my thing just better than your thing, motherfucker.” 

“I guess bullets are just allergic to me, motherfucker.“

“This guy singlehandedly ruined the word ‘motherfucker.’ Do you know how hard that is to do?“

“A loose helmet is like wearing no helmet at all.”

“You have my word. Look at my right hand. See that? That’s a Boy Scout salute. We’re sworn to never lie. I’ve taken an oath, so you can trust me.”

“You know, when life gives you shit, you make Kool-Aid.“

“That’s not really how that expression works.”

“Life doesn’t usually give you shit, and then turn into a beverage.”

“Look, motherfucker, you don’t have to explain every goddamn thing that goes on in life!“

“Just shut the fuck up!“

“I should’ve told [name] that I’m a stupid man.“

“I gotta help you get back that Triple-A shit I fucked up. Guilt’s killing me.“

“Get out of the fucking car.“

“I will bust a cap in your ass, if you don’t give up that wheel.“

“Have you ever said please or thank you…“

“Please, motherfucker!“

“Why are we always yelling!?”

“Look… I wanna tell you that I’m sorry. I wanna say that I’m sorry for, um, for everything.”

“You know, I act like a… I act like a fucking child around you. I can’t admit that it’s my fault, and I project that onto you, and, you know, that’s not fair. You deserve better than that.“

“Why are you telling me this now?“

“[Name]. Just want to say that… I… love… you.”

“What happened to the seatbelt rule?“

“If you wouldn’t mind… The gun.“

“Yo! You about done? Tick tock, motherfucker!”

“He’s fucking unkillable. Fuck.“

“What’s going on here? Is this what we’ve been waiting for?“

“By the way, bumping into you is the best thing that ever happened to me.”

“I’m not down with killing innocent people.“

“I will now take my leave with my dignity intact!”

“Now, that’s what I call Triple-A service.”

“Oh, no. You’re bleeding. Oh, no, no, no.“

“Up on the ledge, Dookie man.“

“Okay, here’s what I’m thinking. Celebrity security. It’s low stress. Boy bands and shit, right? One of those guys gets killed, nobody’s getting all that mad at me.”

“Can’t someone just Taser him? I mean, like, a non-lethal Taser.”

“I know what semantics means. I also know that I don’t need love advice from you.”

“Oh, really? You don’t need advice from me? So tell me how that love life shit was going before I showed up.“

“It’s so romantic that you broke out of prison for our anniversary.”

“Happy anniversary, motherfucker.“

[awearwolf]

Kendji wearing a choker ✨ canon

[awearwolf]

Truly don’t ask Kendji’s opinions on people you’re interested in dating because he doesn’t have the patience to lie and not hurt your feelings LMAO

[awearwolf]

I just think the bodyguard x client trope is so delicious but noooo Kendji just has to be an upstanding rule following character

[awearwolf]

Kendji looking like he has the patience of a saint but actually in the safety of his own home / around the most trusted people being an actual crash out is so canon to me

[awearwolf]

Kendji always gets along better with women / femme presenting muses. In his line of work, most interactions with men aren’t the greatest because they’re usually inebriated / or they’re targeting his client, so it’s usually really a much quicker process to make friends with him if you’re a woman / femme presenting than a man / masculine presenting. Not that it’s impossible in the slightest, just with how he works, it’s not hard to understand why he takes slower to warm up.

[silversoulsociety]

RAISE WA TANIN GA II op 「UNDER and OVER」by THE ORAL CIGARETTES

[awearwolf]

Kendji is so partial to pathetic people like a lot of my muses are … he’s so valid for that

[awearwolf]

Idk I can see Kendji as a bubble bath dude

[awearwolf]

I give you all Kendji lovers the idea of …. Idol Kendji

[awearwolf]

Literally what I imagine Kendji’s bed to be like

[awearwolf]

Kendji’s always been real weird of having people pay him back when he buys them stuff (aka he refuses to accept the money). So like if he buys you a trinket or something, do not expect that you need to reimburse him for it lmao

[awearwolf]

Everyone assumes Kendji likes muzzling people as some type of sexual kink but he also likes it because it literally shuts people up so he can have a second without them yapping lmaoooo