The queen is here!

Just a bisexual black girl living life

[awesomefan]

Screw TVD! Check Out A Real Vampire Show! From Dusk Till Dawn.

For all of those who hate TVD, and those who were pissed off at the shitshow called a finale, and those who were tired of watching characters get mistreated constantly (Bonnie, Stefan, Tyler, and even Enzo (he had such great potential)) go on Netflix and/or Putlocker.com, and check out a real vampire show called “From Dusk Till Dawn.”

They have 2 badass very sexy handsome brothers that are truly ride or die for each other:

Seriously, ya’ll can keep gawking at Ian Somerhalder who’s not even that handsome he looks like a creep. Ya’ll don’t know what ya’ll missing out on with this sexy beast.

Look at the sad puppy. :(

They have the true myth, legend, the baddest bitch of them all Kisa/Santanico Pandemonium:

I’m so gay for her.

They have a true compassionate, caring person who’s selfless and it is shown not said (I’m talking about you Elena “You’re compassion is a gift” bullshit ass crybaby Gilbert):

And she cares about her brother (Not that I can say the same for you Elena):

Speaking of you have her badass handsome brother who’s not a major crybaby, and did I mention he kicks ass!:

Jeremy Gilbert did deserve better, but...he annoyed the shit out of me.

They have a cool, awesome, diabolical, actually funny, sexy villain:

Si papi ;)

They have intimidating, scary, and cool villains:

At least they kept the villains as villains, and didn’t give them cheesy ass sob stories to make us sympathize with them. 

They have a badass hunter called “The Peacekeeper”:

Take that Alaric.

Not to mention they did an awesome Hell storyline that was actually done right,(And you got a chance to learn about the whole “end of the world” prediction in another culture) and we had a badass awesome demon that will truly bring Hell on Earth:

So Cade, Sybil, and Seline can all kiss Amaru’s ass and bow down to her the true Queen of Hell because she was da bomb!

Last but not least, the Culbera’s (basically Mexican vampires) can kick the “vampires” (if that’s what they are anymore. I mean seriously the show doesn’t even treat them like vampires anymore they treat them like people who happen to drink blood. They literally stop acting like vampires!) from Vampire Diaries ass any fucking day of the week:

Oh, and by the way....

I had to do it. But seriously guys check this show out you won’t be disappointed. This show is amazing and has kickass vampires (well culberas), and has awesome characters and villains that are not hyped up just so they can be a let down. Check it out!

[awesomefan]

It's my 10 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[awesomefan]

Hoe you thought you ate? Like I said bitch stay the fuck made Hayley’s the best character their and delenas the best couple hoe don’t be mad cause you ain’t got no fucking taste you prolly think Bonnie the best character when Hayley could easily whoop that bitches ass, shut that fuck your dirty bitch 🖕🏾

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Your grammatical error is so astonishing if it weren't so fucking tragic. I'm not gonna argue with someone who can't even spell something as simple as the word mad. Your lack of critical thinking skills and reading comprehension says a lot about you more than it does me. But sure I stay the fuck "made" 🤣🤣. Learn how to spell first before you try to insult someone and call them a dirty bitch when the only dirty bitch here is you. And bitch you thought you ate?! How about you show your face and not hide behind an anonymous account because that's what only spineless, bitch made, dumbass cowards who hide behind their computer screens do. Lastly, Bonnie is alive and thriving and Hayley is burnt crisp. Stay mad 😜

[awesomefan]

Bitch shut yo shreak looking ass up delena had the most chemistry in tvdu and Hayley is the best character dumb bitches like you have 0 taste

I'm not even gonna argue with someone who's grammar is worse than my 3 year old nieces.

[awesomefan]

Fuck you bitch Hayley is a bad bitch

Djdnfuckhshshsyoudhhdhslut delena is the best you dumb whore I a fuck you up slut

Why don't you show yourself and not hide behind an anonymous account? If you so desperately wanna fuck me up then do it. I'll give my address in the inbox if you're bold enough to do it. But you won't because you're a cowardice whore.

[careaboutrph]

*Genevieve Gaunt gif hunt  *  under the cut you will find #+/- 70 120x120, textless gificons of Genevieve Gaunt mostly in the period show KNIGHTFALL as Princess Isabella. Other gifs are also quite suitable for period rp use. Most of these gifs are mine, though some are cropped and edited. In that case, credits go to the rightful owners.

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[awesomefan]

Bitch, I WILL END YOU for talking shit about Haylijah! You're a piece of shit if you don't like them. You look like one anyway.

Well come at me then bitch. Name the time, place, and date. Better yet why don't you show your profile instead of hiding behind an anonymous one? Oh, I know it's because your fucking pussy who can send death threats behind their keyboards and computer screens, but when confronted in public then you turn into a little bitch. 🖕 Fuck you and your shitty ass Haylijah 🤮. That shit- I mean ship is the most embarrassing thing on TV right next to Phoebe Tonkin's terrible acting and her wide ass jaw when she screams. BTW the show has been over for 3 years now, and you're just now complaining about it? 🤣🤣 Get fucking real you pathetic vermin. Since your so tough come tell me when you wanna meet up so you can "end me". Like I said I'm ready whenever you are bitch you know where to find me.

[dilrubasultanfanpage]

This is not a wedding Validem, this is my funeral…these clothes are my shroud.

[awesomefan]

The Spanish Princess 2x04 Reaction

Oh, sweet Jesus did this episode piss me the HELL OFF!! Get ready everybody because it’s gonna be a bumpy ride.

Meg marrying Angus:

All she had to was wait until her son was of age to rule! Now she done lost her regency all because she couldn’t wait to get her back blown out:

 Angus: “You will write to your brother for his help?”

Meg: “I will do more than that. I will write to Catherine.”

Me:

God the fake feminism is so cringy! Just kill me already.

Catherine sending Howard after Meg despite the fact that Henry told her not to:

Anne Hastings almost shooting Maggie and William:

Wolsey playing matchmaker for Henry and Anne:

Ok, seriously, why are they making Henry out to be a selfish dickhead who didn’t give a shit about his sisters?! He fucking wrote to Meg begging her to bring her, and her children’s asses to England so they wouldn’t be killed:

Henry when Catherine told him she had Howard fetch Meg:

This bitch just don’t listen does she? All she’s doing is creating even more problems, not solving the ones they already have:

Henry on the inside the entire time:

Daddy Stafford looking might fine once again:

Wolsey and Catherine at the council meeting:

Catherine getting salty cause Lina and Oviedo ain’t got time for no bullshit drama to gossip about:

Bitch get the fuck outta here with your bullshit:

Henry when Catherine once again tries to force him to have sex with her:

Now she wanna get mad cause he doesn’t have sex with her ass:

Lina when Catherine demanded that she tell her what people were gossiping about:

You better listen to her Catherine cause you ain’t gonna like what you wanna hear:

Then this bitch gonna go on, and insult her mentally ill sister:

Henry when he realized that Catherine didn’t bleed on their wedding night:

Catherine, honey, I know you’re trying to take “control” of the situation (aka his affair), but Imma need you to learn how to read the room. Because this man is making it very clear that he don’t give a fuck about how you feel, or whether or not you approve of him having an affair:

Like seriously! This is Henry’s body language throughout the whole conversation:

Georgie is killing it in this scene. She got me crying right alongside her:

Give her back her babies you assholes!!

Howard: “You’re a fucking she wolf!”

Me:

She still a dumbass tho, but she’s Lucy from Narnia so I’ll let it slide.

Why is Maggie going so hard for Catherine?! She ain’t do nothing but get Maggie in trouble because of her bullshit ass lies:

Fake feminism once again!

Wolsey when he saw that Maggie’s plan worked:

MARY I IS BORN!:

Wait a minute...are they seriously making Catherine and Henry disappointed about her birth?! Are you fucking kidding me:

Get ready for the ranting in 3..2..1:

HENRY AND CATHERINE WERE NOT DISSAPOINTED THAT MARY WASN’T A BOY! THEY WERE FUCKING DELIGHTFUL, EXCITED, HAPPY, AND MOST OF ALL WERE EXTREMLEY THANKFUL THAT THEY FINALLY HAD A HEALTHY LIVING CHILD AFTER 4 PREGNANCIES, WHERE THERE WAS NOTHING BUT DEAD BABIES. THEY WERE NOT HOPEFUL ABOUT THIS PREGNANCY BEING A SUCCESFUL ONE, SO THEY WENT INTO IT WITH LITTLE TO NO HOPE AT ALL OF IT SUCCEEDING. GRANTED HENRY WAS A LITTLE UPSET THAT MARY WAS A GIRL, BUT HE WAS FUCKING HAPPY TO FINALLY HAVE A LIVING CHILD. HELL, MARY WAS THE 16TH CENTURY VERSION OF A RAINBOW BABY, AND IF ANYTHING HE SAW HER BIRTH AS A SIGN THAT IF THEY COULD HAVE A HEALTHY BABY GIRL THEN THEY COULD HAVE SONS! WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY SHOWRUNNERS WRITING IT AS IF THEY WERE EXTREMELY DISSAPOINTED ABOUT HER BIRTH?! WHY?!!!

Ok, let me calm down now:

They’re really going through with making Catherine a deadbeat mother:

Then this bitch got the nerve to snap at Lina, claiming that it’s her fault Henry is distancing himself from her because she accused him of cheating on her. And had it not been for Lina “shamelessly listening to such gossip” then Henry wouldn’t be mad at her:

Here I go about to rant again. BITCH YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WAS DEMANDING THAT LINA TELL YOU WHAT PEOPLE WERE GOSSIPING ABOUT, BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T WANT IT TO BE TRUE. YOU KNEW WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE WERE TALKING ABOUT, YOU JUST DIDN’T WANT TO BELIEVE IT. THEN YOU WANNA CLAIM THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO THE GOSSIPING AS IF SHE WAS SOME SCHOOLGIRL WHO WAS SO EAGER TO HEAR WHAT PEOPLE WERE TALKING ABOUT. WHEN IN ACTUALITY SHE WAS TRYING TO PROTECT YOUR ASS FROM THESE RUMORS, BECAUSE SHE KNEW THE PAIN IT WOULD CAUSE YOU. YOU DUMB, SELFISH, DISRESPECTFUL ASS BITCH:

Catherine walking in on Henry having sex with Bessie:

Me throughout that whole scene:

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Karma got your ass real quick, Catherine. You sitting up here claiming Lina was intentionally trying to hurt you, when the only one who was really hurting you was your other lady-in-waiting Elizabeth ‘Bessie” Motherfucking Blount:

That’s all I got to say for this episode. It was shit. Pure and utter shit. The 2x05 review is gonna be even worse because this show KEEPS GETTING WORSE! My final words ladies and gentlemen:

[awesomefan]

9 more minutes until I see the death of my precious husband Edward Stafford! I CAN’T DO IT!!

[awesomefan]

Me Preparing Myself To Watch Edward Stafford Die At Midnight In Episode 7 of The Spanish Princess

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The Spanish Princess 2x03 Reaction

So, this episode was....it was something. I didn’t really care for this episode, so expect this to be a short review because episode 4 is where I really go off.

Henry when Catherine tried to hold his hand:

“And the Queen she had a victory?”

“No, the Queen had a lost.” :

Catherine trying to force Henry to have sex with her:

Catherine leave that man alone! Can’t she see that he doesn’t wanna be bothered by her tonight:

Catherine insulting Lina’s children’s names:

Edward Stafford looking mighty fine this episode:

Now that I think about it this man has been fine since Season 1:

Lawd Jesus! This man is DADDY!! Olly Rix/Edward Stafford can get it!: 

*Clears throat* Sorry about that ya’ll:

Now back to our regularly scheduled programming:

Catherine claiming she’s a better politician than Wolsey:

Catherine yelling at Henry for taking Wolsey’s side:

If this was Henry VIII from The Tudors, or real life Henry, he would’ve went off on her ass:

You know for someone who claims to be such a “great” politician, you sure don’t know how to act like one, Catherine:

Catherine got one more time to insult Lina’s kids again:

Mary and Charles:

Catherine not letting Henry grieve over the death of their son:

Catherine and Henry finally having sex again:

Mary and Louis’ pillow fighting:

🤣🤣 Mary trynna to give this man a heart attack so he can drop dead fast enough:

Catherine finally going to see Lina:

“We are strong, Archbishop. And none shall come between us.”

Me:

That’s the end of the review. Hope you guys liked it. Keep a look out for 2x04 review because I should upload it sometime around this week. But yeah like we all said this show just keeps getting worse and worse.

[awesomefan]

The Spanish Princess 2x02 Reaction

I was contemplating whether or not I wanted to write a review for this episode, but I just decided to go through with it. I wasn’t really interested in this episode up until the battle happened. So, I’m going to be skipping over a lot of boring shit. Anyways, here is the “epic” Battle of Flodden where Catherine gets to wear her pregnancy armor 🤣 looking like a “badass bitch”. Sighhh let’s just get this shit over with.

Maggie going off on Catherine about Edmund de la Pole’s execution:

Catherine telling Maggie to put her bitterness behind her over Edmund’s death:

Catherine telling Lina that she knows she’s having a girl because of Mother’s Intuition:

Catherine getting salty and catching an attitude because Oviedo rejected her request:

Seriously why is she getting in her feelings over Oviedo rejecting her request?! She’s acting like he’s her husband who’s going to war instead being there to see his soon-to-be-born children:

Mary’s wedding dress is slaying honey! YASSSS!!:

Is that Anne Boleyn?!:

Catherine’s pregnancy armor:

I’m sorry but-🤣🤣:

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!! How is this shit meant to make her look like a badass?! She looks like a freaking joke:

General Howard trying to keep Catherine’s ass away from the battle:

Meg when she saw Catherine’s pregnant armor:

James when he saw Catherine:

James when General Howard insulted Meg:

🤣🤣Bruh this is how General Howard acts towards the Scottish in general:

Did Catherine just call Meg stupid?:

Catherine riding into battle trying to be like her mother:

Then her ass ends up getting dragged off of her horse and almost captured:

Why is she just standing there?!!:

Here she go almost getting captured again:

Wow...that’s it. That’s all she does is kill one man:

Woowwwww:

Catherine on the outside when Lina told her she had twin boys:

On the inside:

Henry telling Howard he still has his cock:

Ahh shit Catherine’s having a miscarriage:

Well what did she think would happen?! This is what happens when you’re going into battle while you’re SIX MONTHS PREGNANT:

And thus concludes the review for TSP 2x02. Overall, this episode was just as ridiculous as I expected it to be. They’ve once more made Catherine responsible for her son’s death, except this time it really is her fault. Do they really expect us to be mad at Henry for being pissed off with her cause if anything I’m on his side. I think I’ll write the review for 2x03 tomorrow depending on how I feel, but this show is just keeps getting worse week after week.

[awesomefan]

The Spanish Princess 2x01 Reaction

Lord have mercy how was I able to sit through this cringy fake feminist shit show?! And how was I able to do it twice! Catherine is still unlikable as ever, and Lina is the only character in this show that I really like. I mean seriously how can you make someone as iconic, kind, gracious, and dignified as Catherine of Aragon into this bitchy, deceitful, selfish, manipulative brat who only cares about fulfilling her B.S. destiny of becoming the Queen of England. Anyways let’s get into the review.

So, we’re not even gonna get a full fledged scene of their coronation just a flashback:

God they look so awkward with that baby! They’re acting as if they’ve never held a baby before! Hold the damn baby right:

Wow what a clever way to show how ethnically different Spanish customs are from English ones by having Ferdinand kiss everyone as a form of greeting. Despite the fact that a simple Google search shows that it ain’t fucking true! God this show is cringy:

Why the fuck would you bring a newborn baby to a joust?! Why is the show making Catherine and Henry out to be these stupid neglectful parents who put their SON in danger?:

God please don’t make Thomas Moore and Margaret Pole into a couple. He was in a happy loving relationship with his wife Alice. Why do they feel the need to make them into a couple?!:

Charles and Mary 😍😍😍:

AGH HE JUST RIPPED OUT HIS DAMN EYEBALL:

Wait Edward Stafford never lost an eyeball that was Sir Francis Bryan. Is this their way of creating conflict between Henry and Edward? Over a damn eyeball?! When in actuality it was over him being a Plantagenet: 

Is it just me or do the actors who play Catherine and Henry have no chemistry whatsoever?:

LINA AND OVIEDO!!!:

Surprise surprise Ferdinand's fake ass tricked them into marching their army into France:

How is anyone surprised by this? This is the same man who abandoned his abused daughter, and stole her kingdom from her all so her punk ass husband couldn’t have it:

You better watch yourself Catherine catching an attitude with Lina like that:

Lina is trying to warn you about your father’s bullshit, but you wanna catch an attitude cause of your pride. About to catch this fist:

TBH if I was Lina I wouldn’t be Catherine’s friend anymore. All she’s done is drag her into her endless selfish bullshit:

Now she’s want to cry about her father being an abusive piece of shit when Lina tried to warn her dumbass:

Did this heifer just leave her baby on a cold chapel ground?! What kind of  heathenous bullshit is this:

Catherine: This is God punishing us

Henry: Why would he?

🤣🤣🤣 Bruh Henry was like:

Wow how stereotypical to make the Scottish out to be unruly barbarians:

Even more fake feminist bullshit with Margaret Tudor:

They are many ways to show feminism in the 16th century. You adding 21st century feminism into this does nothing but insult the real women who worked their asses off during those times to get into the positions of power they were in. Without the ironically fake sexist feminist B.S. that this show is trying to do:

I’m pretty sure Catherine never made a speech like this disowning her homeland. Otherwise Spain would’ve never had her back when Henry did her wrong:

Oh God are they really gonna have her pregnant ass fight in the ACTUAL battle in order to “prove” she’s a badass feminist?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! What it wasn’t “gurl power” enough for her to ride in armor, and give an inspirational speech to the men before they went riding off in battle? Now ya’ll are gonna have her actually fight in battle because that makes her a real woman?! When there is no way in Heaven or Hell the men would allow their Queen pregnant with England’s heir fight in battle. Not to mention how are they gonna try to make Henry seem like the bad guy for not wanting her to fight in battle when all she’s doing is putting her and the baby in danger?! How is he in the wrong for that? How?!!!

This is just another example of this show’s fake feminist bullshit, and I am so sick of it. Be prepared when I review 2x02 cause it’s gonna be a trip.

Not my gifs they’re from: https://tenor.com/ & https://giphy.com/

[mademoiselleboullan]

Don’t you know history repeats itself?

[awesomefan]

Can you please help me out? I keep seeing the anti Ian Somerhalder posts on tumblr but I don't understand what happened. I need someone to break it down for me please, why is Ian cancelled?

Ian Somerhalder was cancelled because of the nasty, degrading, and just downright shady comments he made about Nina Dobrev. And the hissy fit he had about the possibility of her returning to the show. However, the most controversial reason as to why he’s being cancelled is because he threw out his wife’s, Nikki Reed, birth control pills without her consent. And then filmed her freaking the hell out about it.

[awesomefan]

For someone who hates Delena, you sure as hell talk about them too much. I think we get your hatred and frankly, none of us care about your opinion as you are very repetitive in your points about how they are 'DULLena'.

Wow congrats on responding to my anti Delena posts 2-3 years later. You do realize the show is over right dumbass? You do realize that Dullena still got the shit ending with the chin kiss and no conversation? LOL Does your dumbass realize that I put anti delena stuff in the right tag so anti’s could read it? God you Delena fans even after all of these years later are still a bunch of retarded ass pansies to the point that you weren’t even woman enough to show your profile you had to be anonymous because you know your stupid ass was gonna get blasted. If anything it just shows that you’re immature and you’re still mad and angry about the shitty ending DULLENA had that you have to scroll through anti Delena and Dullena tags and profiles because you’re still in your feelings. LOL thank you for giving me a good laugh I wish you the best, and I hope that your dumbass eventually matures and experience something called GROWTH and stop bitching and moaning about Dullena. You got the shitty ending and everyone in the anti Delena community moved on. I suggest you do the same Boo Boo the Fool. Ciao Adios!