HOOBERT THE AWESOME

The government is after me. They say I’m a threat to national security. Why? Do I look like a potential threat? Do I look like an Abu Sayyaf? Do I look like your ex? Or do I look like a heartbreaker? If you say yes to any of these, you better start running and save your life. I’m Hoobert the Awesome, the guy who gave a new meaning to being awesome. 21 year-old pure-blooded Filipino. All raw and natural since ‘91. A work in progress `til rapture. Single and not seeking. As enthusiastic as an acne-clad, depression-dealing nerd in high school. One could consider me a political activist, suplado, douche bag, playboy and other things which I am not. My view on things is complex but ultimately it's just the same with yours probably, just a little more twisted. Hence, socially, I'm a middle finger with arms, legs and a face. KTNXBYE! Forget we ever met. All contents herein don’t intend to inflict any harm. Some rights reserved 2012.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IPOPOST KO SANA SA INSTAGRAM KAYA LANG NAKA-CROP ANG PUTA KAYA DITO NA LANG #Peace

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First Month of Being Together Summarized

This has been a hell of a month for us. And I mean it in a good way.

It all started with a simple "tayo na". Walang ligawan, walang landian. Love-at-first-sight? Not really but I want to put it that way. It was a consensus choice. It will look unconventional [and not to mention, rushed] to some but when you have that aha moment, you will completely understand. Has it really been a month? It seems just like yesterday. Time really flies when you're having so much fun.

For a couple who just met, we rock! We’ve talked so much that we know virtually everything about each other. We structure our day around talking. We try to keep nothing from each other. No secrets, no inhibitions, nothing. 

We have our own share of "bad days", of course. We usually argue over small issues: the time it took him to reply to my texts [which drive me nuts, it may sound immature but I'm not the most patient of boyfriends]. Full blown arguments while very rare typically erupt about our displaced sense of humor. But these are resolved quickly because we know our limits, we know when to stop. We're willing to talk it out and see each other's side of things.

I love all those cute little things he does: his random one-minute phone calls, his [sometimes thick] kabitenyo accent, his inclination to 'How I Met Your Mother', his monthsary audio message, his wacky photos, him singing "kasama kang tumanda" to me and the way he makes me blush everytime he says "ang pogi-pogi ng boyfriend ko". I also love it when I'm pissed and he's there to listen to my problems, no matter how small. 

For now, we need to content ourselves with long distance phone calls, video chats, audio messages and yes, even emails [yep we do email each other from time to time just for a change] so we will feel like we’re together more often than we actually are. It’s not the same but it’s the closest thing that we can get. Distance will not destroy us, it will even make our hearts grow fonder.

Hi baby,

Nope. This is NOT my surprise [laughs].

I love you. So much.

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Anak, wala akong pakialam sa #TAEMU. Kasi may tae rin ako. Labyu!

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Hindi lang ikaw ang kahinaan ko, baby. Pati Math.

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Accidentally in Love

“Love is not something you find. It’s something that finds you.”

2013, so far, is a CRAZY year. For my love life at least. I cross-stitched from one not-serious, dysfunctional relationship to another, breaking hearts [naks, pogi] but sadly, breaking my own heart in the process. I had gone through a fair share of flings and mostly, they are bad ones too.

I don’t have any plans of falling in love yet. Or falling in love seriously. After years of heartbreak, I almost resigned to the idea of being single ‘til ad infinitum. Yikes, I sounded so bitter. That’s probably what I learned growing up being ignored or, worse, left alone by people I like.

But, there comes this guy.

I don’t have any plans of falling for him but unfortunately [laughing out loud], I did. Lucky him. I met him on Tumblr [I met my boyfriend online, so what???]. He’s totally weird. And breaking report: I’m weird too. We have that instant connection. We just clicked. After exchange of tweets and endless phone calling, on the 9th, we officially became together. We’re kind of fast – no, he was fast. Maybe he completely understands that he's getting a quality boyfriend right here [coughs]. When he told me “I love you”, I cannot tell you how good that made me feels. The butterflies in my stomach went berserk.

I don't know how long we'll be together or how we'll break-up. I don’t know too much about love. All I know is that his name is the only thing my heart needs to memorize.

Hi baby,

I hope you’ll forgive my indulgence of writing about you here. Let’s consider this as my own claim of public display of affection – ugh, though I hate pda-ing, alam mo ‘yan. It will make me look cheesy to some people but I don’t care, kahit naman magmukha akong tanga basta para sa’yo gagawin ko [packs bag and escapes to sahara… with you].

"We are all little weird and life’s a little weird and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."

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Before September ends, i just want to post my appreciation towards to Hoobs.

September last year naging Close kami ni hoobert, so yeah. Share lang. Lol.

Kahit na ilang beses na akong napikon/nabwisit/naTALKSHIT netong tao na to’ na tipong umaabot sa 2 linggo na di ko siya pinapansin eh in the end, di ko pa din matiis ang mokong. Ewan ko ba diyan, ang lakas sa akin. Siguro kasi mas marami akong kasalanan sa kanya hahahaha di naman mga major na kasalanan mg minor lang, ang hilig ko din kasi asarin at awayin si hoobert eh.

Like naalala ko nainis siya sa akon dahil uhmmm sa amin dalawa na lang yun tas binabaan ko pa yata siya ng phone nun coz it freakin’ 2 in the morning and i’m “busy” that time. Haha in the end siya pa din nag sorry, di ko man lang pinahalata pero i feel sorry din naman after.

Tsaka kapag kailangan ko talaga ng someone eh lagi yang nandiyan. (Awww i mis our late night talks, especially kapag nasa kubo ako kaya nauso sa atin yung ‘kit’ IYKWIM)

Sobrang sarap pa kasama ni hoobs! Kahit na this year lang kami nagkabonding talaga, ang dami ng moments. And speaking of moments, meron kaming James Bond moments niyan sa bicol eh. Yung tipong talagang napabilis ng sobra mga heartbeat namin. Haha

Hoobs. Thank you (repeat till fade.. What) basta di ko na kailangan imention yung mga dapat kong ipasalamat kasi napakadami. Alam mo yan. Love you Bud! BROFIST :))

P.S. Wag ka ng pasaway about kay ano. Okay? Ayokong dumating yung time na dadramahan mo ako tas siya dahilan. Baka pumunta pa ako ng Bicol para batukan ka lang.

(And yes, hinayaan kong ma invade nng pagmumukha mo yung blog ko.)

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Hi kit. Wifey. Best bud. Nanay. Jakol buddy. Alarm clock. Ang ka-huhubels at ka-emo kong magpakailanman at ang lalaking sing trying hard ni Anne Curtis kumanta. Sa lalaking mauunahan ko pa yatang mag-move on, para sa'yo 'to.

Parang kailan lang nung makita mo blog ko sa blog ni vaklushi (ahem, inside joke) and man, you fell in love with me (can't blame ya!). It was love at first sight. And, dun na nagsimula ang panlalandi mo sa'kin ang ating BROMANCE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS. Una, pachicks muna. FB then Twitter then texts and calls and Skype (last na rin yun gago, puro lait natanggap ko), magtxt.com and lahat na yata ng messaging apps - except free, free, FREE Kakao Talk. 

2013 is a great year for us. Hindi pa tapos pero ang dami na nating pinagdaanan - 'yung mga kalokohan natin sa pag-ibig, ang pag-link mo sa twitter accounts natin (kaya alam mo panlalandi sa'kin ni tams), 'yung adventure natin sa bicol, 'yung battle of sleeping pictures... And who can forget that James-Bond-moment? Puta... ngayon natatawa na lang ako sa mga ichura natin. I thought Parkview na ang magiging himlayan natin (knocks on wood). And (this is gross) 'yung mysterious laway sa hoodie ko. 98% alam kong sa'yo 'yun, kung makasandal ka sa'kin parang tuko, hashtag sorry not sorry.

Ayokong sabihing salamat sa lahat dahil palagi ko namang sinasabi. Ipaparamdam ko na lang. I love you so much, alam mo 'yan. Walang yakap, walang kiss. Quota ka na sa akin kapag natutulog tayo. Enough is enough. Charot. Hahaha.

Brofist, bud

PS. Hayaan mo na muna ako kay ... Paminsan-minsan lang 'to (struck by lightning).

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ANO NA NAMAN ANG ISSUE SA TUMBLR, UGH?

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— F E E L I N G   S L E E P Y

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CRUSH :") Good morning. Pagkapunta ko sa blog mo, puro picture mo. Medyo nahimatay ako. Ang cute mo talaga. Anyway namimiss na kita. >:D< Sana makita din kita sa personal at magkaroon din tayo ng picture together. Sana okay ka :) ♥♥ -R

Hi, R.

Hihi. Namiss din kita, honeslty. Sorry tagal kong 'di nakapag-blog. Kung makapag-blog man puro mukha ko ang posts, sorry umay. Haha. Looking forward to that, too. Sayang di ako nakapunta dun sa TSAMU ba 'yun. Alam mo naman, todo kayod para sa future family hahaha. Pero pa'no naman tayo magkaka-picture togeder kung di kita kilala. :( Yeah, I'm okay. Never been better. Idk pero sobrang good vibes ko these weeks. Hehe. Sana ganito na lang lagi. Sana.

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Taken from kit's phone. Grabe, in just 7 hours, 153 na daw pictures ko sa phone ni Neil. Huwat! Alam kong vain ako pero 'di ko alam na gan'to pala kalala. Hahaha.

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Ayun oh, may chicks akong kasama. Please lang, 'wag ka ng umapela kit, si bb chelay ang tinutukoy mo. Mehehe~

"San ka bb?"

'Yan yung text ko kay bb yesterday, mga bandang 4PM. I wasn't expecting for a reply pero 'yun nga, nagreply siya. We agreed to meet in the (sorry) snatcher-infested Cubao; balik na kasi ulit akong Bicol. Muntik pa nga silang malate ni kit buti na lang umabot. Hahaha. Wala masyadong time para mag-bonding pero ayun, ang saya ko talaga sobra!!! Quota ako sa yakap kay bb. #BonerAlert HAHAHA

Love U bb. Next month ulit, please. ♥

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KUYA HOOBERT! Birthday mo pala, hahahah! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :) Ano, stay osam. Ingat ka lagiii, kumusta mo ako ke Charice, char! HAHAHAHA! God Bless. Mwa :)

Naks from Bergamo, Italy with love. Hahaha. Thanks Honey. Pero 'di ko gets 'yung Charice. Hahaha.

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WHUT?! Punta ka sa 24? Nako baka po pag nakita kita mahimatay ako dahil makikita ko na yung ultimate crush ko. SHET :"> Kaso hanggang tingin lang ako. Nahihiya ako lapitan ka. -R

HAHAHAHAHA NO AKO ANG LALAPIT SA'YO JUST WEAR SOMETHING I'LL RECOGNIZE IMMEDIATELY LIKE A SHIRT WITH AN 'R' OR SOMETHING GANUN PERO'DI PA NAMAN AKO GANUN KA SURE 'COS MAY PRESENTATION AKO HNEXT WEEK BUT REALLY I WANT TO

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hi. happy birthday. :) stay awesome :*

5 WORDS LANG 'YAN GUYS PERO OMG HAHAHAHA KILIG BALLS TALAGA TAS MAY 'KISS' SIGN PA WALA NA TALAGA PWEDE NA AKONG MA-DEADS *knock on wood* HIHI HI NIKNIK

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PUNTA KA SA MAY 24!!!!!!!!! YAYAKAPIN KITAAA >:D< kahit alam kong mahihiya ako, kasi ganun ako. Pero lilipas din talaga yun eh. HAHAHA! IMISSSSSSSSYOUUUUUUUUUU HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! >:D< ung regalo mo kiss at hug na lang hah?! HAHAHAHA >:D< MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :* HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG >:D< GIGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL >:D<

GUYS PAKITANDAAN PO ANG BAWAT WORDS NA SINABI NI LA, OKAY. SHE'LL HUG AND KISS ME. OMG! HAHAHAHA. SIGE, PUPUNTA NA AKO. CONFIRMED. HAHAHAHA. PERO MAHIYAN DIN AKO. BAKA MAG-BLUSH AKO SO PLEASE BEAR WITH ME. HIHI.

WORD OF THE NIGHT: GIGIL (WITH LOT OF I'S); SO NANGGIGIGIL KA SA AKIN LA? HAHAHA KID.

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Graaaaabeeeee :"> Ang cute mo kuya. Paulit ulit pero hindi ako magsasawang sabihin dahil super cute mo. UGH :") -R

Nakakarami ka na, R. Pero 'di rin ako nagsasawang i-publish 'yung mga TAs mo. Good vibes 'e. Hahaha.

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