I Don't Give A Fuck

My weakness is that I care too much. Dustin Micah Hummel. Twenty1. Super cute. Irresistible. I do this thing with sports. That's pretty cool. I'm dating some guy with my face. That's even cooler. And our scars remind us that the past is real. I tear my heart open just to feel.

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GET OUT OF MY BED;

No, stop being cute, stop it. They’re my waffles, you’re not eating them again.

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I cannot handle this amount of adorable.

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Seriously?

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It’s like trying to calm a hyperactive child. And I mean that in an endearing way.

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That is not a true statement.

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Bedroom. Five minutes, yeah?

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Five minutes.

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Seriously?

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You’re calm, yes?

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I'm calm.

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Seriously?

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Oh god, don’t cry. No crying.

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Okay that was too much I'm sorry.

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So, now or later?

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Now. Please.

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Seriously?

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Oh shut up loser. I wasn’t the one to make the move.

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It doesn't matter who made the move. I'm happy for you. Let me be fucking happy for you.

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You probably wouldn’t want me to model them for you anytime soon, would you?

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I would very much like this, yes.

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Seriously?

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Soooo, we did the sex. And it was the best frick frackin’ sex I ever had. I also asked him out.

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I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOU.

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I hate interviews;

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Oh yeah, can’t forget the mutual hatred for the majority of humanity.

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People are gross.

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Seriously?

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So.. Last night was…interesting.

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Details. Thank.

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yes master. punish me.

i’ve been a bad sponge.

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You can see my dick through one of them.

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Seriously?

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He’d be more famous than me. Can’t be having that.

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Of course not. 

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I hate interviews;

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Oh of course, some things will never change.

It was the Fall Out Boy feels. I couldn’t not have a friendship with someone who has as strong love for them as me.

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Nope.

Yes. Our friendship is based on a band. And our genuine dislike for most people.

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So I just bought a whole bunch of new clothes. Different types of underwear included.

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Neeew underweaar.

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I hate interviews;

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Not as bad as I used to be, anyway.

You do. You know me very well.

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This is true. You've come a long way. Still an ass, though.

Yeaaah. I take that as a compliment. Not many people get that option.