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I love getting called baby like Yes it’s true I am a baby but most importantly I am Your baby so please say it again
A plot where we start right now. A plot where you don’t tell me anything about your character and I don’t tell you anything about mine. A plot where we swap messages of interest and then the urls. A plot where the two bump into each other in public somewhere, at a park, or a coffee shop, or the train station. A plot where there could be 5 or 10 or 15 years between them in age because that’s what happens when strangers meet. A plot where they could become lovers or best friends or complete enemies and it’s all decided by the characters.
Reblog if you've formed a meaningful relationship with someone you met online.
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me: i love roleplaying
me: roleplaying is so fun
me: this is a fun time
me: takes 90 years to reply
he was trying to sing along :-(
He did such a good job
Im so proud of him
sentence prompts ➝ taylor swift
❝You are in love.❞
❝There’s no time for tears.❞
❝Love’s a game, wanna play?❞
❝Who’s really bad at lying?❞
❝Band-aids don’t fix bullet holes.❞
❝You’re the King, baby. I’m your Queen.❞
❝Remind her how it used to be.❞
❝You always knew how to push my buttons.❞
❝Trust me, mine is better.❞
❝You got your share of secrets.❞
❝If you live like that, you live with ghosts.❞
❝Why you gotta be so mean?❞
❝Heartbreak is the national anthem.❞
❝Boys only want love if it’s torture.❞
❝Feeling like I just lost a friend.❞
❝I can make the bad guys good for a weekend.❞
❝It feels like a perfect night for breakfast at midnight.❞
❝I just wanna feel okay again.❞
❝So why can’t you see, you belong with me.❞
❝Darling i’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream.❞
❝I guess you didn’t care and I guess I liked that.❞
❝Nothing lasts forever but this is getting good now.❞
❝I’m really gonna miss you picking fights.❞
❝You’re the only thing I know like the back of my hand.❞
❝I’ve been giving out chances every time and all you do is let me down.❞
❝This is the last time i’m asking you why.❞
❝It’s the kinda ending you don’t really wanna see.❞
❝You say you’re fine, I know you better than that.❞
❝I want you for worse or for better, I would wait forever and ever.❞
❝I bet you got pushed around, somebody made you cold.❞
❝It’s killing me to see you go after all this time.❞
❝People like you always want back the love they gave away.❞
❝So it’s gonna be forever or it’s gonna go down in flames.❞
❝I wish you knew that i’ll never forget you as long as I live.❞
❝You don’t know about me, but i’ll bet you want to.❞
❝This love is good, this love is bad. This love is alive back from the dead.❞
❝All you had to do was stay; had me in the palm of your hand.❞
❝So hey, let’s be friends. I’m dying to see how this one ends.❞
❝We play dumb but we know exactly what we’re doing.❞
❝You’re thinking that I hate you now ‘cause you still don’t know what I never said.❞
❝The rumors are terrible and cruel. But, honey, most of them are true.❞
❝So go and tell your friends that i’m obsessive and crazy.❞
❝Did you have to do this? I was thinking that you could be trusted.❞
❝Now we got problems and I don’t think we can solve them.❞
❝Say you’ll see me again even if it’s just in your wildest dreams.❞
❝Someday when you leave me, I bet these memories follow you around.❞
❝I’ve been picking up the pieces of the mess you made.❞
❝He’s so tall and handsome as hell. He’s so bad but he does it so well.❞
❝And time can heal but this won’t, so if you’re coming my way, just don’t.❞
❝I should just tell you to leave cause I know exactly where it leads, but I watch us go round and round each time.❞
send one for my muse’s reaction
alternatively, send 🍻 + to make this a drunk text
[text] When I’m not with you, my heart hurts. [text] At some point, the phrase “I’ve hit rock bottom” became less of a figure of speech and more of the general state of my life. [text] I thought being with you would make me happy - I was wrong. [text] I should have known that when you said you still wanted to be friends, you didn’t mean it. [text] So, what, are you just not going to talk to me ever again? [text] How did we go from talking every single day to … this? [text] You know, you not answering my calls or texts is a testament to how much of a coward you really are. [text] I don’t like to leave loose ends and I realized I needed to live up to my own problems and insecurities. [text] You owe me a fucking apology. [text] We used to be best friends - where did it go wrong? [text] I can’t be without you. Please don’t do this to me. [text] (He/she/they) told me what you said, you asshole. [text] What the hell is wrong with you!? [text] Why the fuck would you do something like that? [text] YOU’RE A RUDE BITCH AND I HOPE YOU STUB YOUR TOE LATER TODAY [text] Thank you for finally showing me the truth about you. The truth is, you’re a dick. [text] Fact: You’re adorable. Also fact: You stink at board games. But I love you. [text] I’m a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. I’M DOOMED. [text] Can you and your overnight guest maybe keep it down? I’m trying to sleep. [text] I’m bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff. [text] Listen, I may be naive, but I know what it means when they send that eggplant emoji. [text] YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT’S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON [text] I think after tonight I’m 85% lesbian [text] So at what point of the night are we going to decide everyone at this party sucks and we should just fuck each other? [text] Sorry your girlfriend got you a present and you forgot to get her one. How long will your dick be dry? [text] You need to get home NOW. The oven is on fire and the fire department is officially ignoring my calls. HELP! [text]I’m sitting on the couch at 2 AM eating fried chicken in my underwear. Who is the real winner here? [text] I am not ubering you a puppy. [text] If you bring me coffee and a greasy breakfast sandwich, I’ll love you forever. [text] Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire? [text] Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn’t mean you can act like a nudist. [text] The only things I am doing today are things one can do without wearing a bra. [text] I’m a grown woman and just cried because we ran out of Cheetos. I have PMS. Bring Cheetos to my place, or die. [text] I’ll eat brunch alone. No ones good enough when you’re not around [text] The worst thing about living at your parents’ place again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up booty calls. [text] You are probably the most infuriating person I’ve ever met…but you’re weirdly sexy. What I’m saying, is come over. [text] Please don’t bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won’t get confused. [text] How could (he/she/they) not like you!? You’re like, annoying relatable. Like Jennifer Lawrence. [text] Who says you can’t have Reese’s Cups for breakfast? Fucking losers, that’s who. [text] If your (boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other) finds a random like on an Instagram post from 64 weeks ago, that was me. Oops. [text] The only thing I crossed off my to do list today was get high. I’m going places. [text] (He/she/they) is a total bitch and a crappy party host so I stole their dog. It likes me better. [text] I feel like I cold have been bitchier and missed an opportunity. [text] I’m only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar. [text] Would you think less of me if I told you I was eating pizza on the toilet right now? [text] THE LAST STRAW WAS YOU CHANGING THE NETFLIX PASSWORD [text] Dude, what’s wrong with me? I’m like a strong independent woman and shit. [text] DON’T YOU DARE PUT YOURSELF DOWN YOU’RE A BEAUTIFUL BITCH AND ANYONE WOULD BE LUCKY TO BE WITH YOU YOU [text] I’m just so full of love and alcohol [text] WHY WOULD YOU DRUNK DIAL MY HOUSE PHONE YOU IDIOT
RP starters: Heated argument.
content warning: death baiting.
“Are you even listening to me?”
“Leave. Leave right now.”
“What more do you want?!”
“I really wish you were never born.”
“I hate you!”
“Can you just fuck off already?”
“Shut up! Just.. Shut up!”
“All you do is whine.”
“What the hell is wrong with you?!”
“I can’t do this anymore. Not with you.”
“How did that feel?”
“Oh my god, I don’t care!”
“No wonder nobody likes you.”
“Is this how little you think of me?”
“That hurt you son of a bitch…”
“Pack your shit and go. Get the fuck out of my sight!”
“Leave me alone!”
“I can break your nose if I want to.”
“Are you going to cry now?”
“I wouldn’t miss you. Nobody would.”
“You’re so pathetic!”
“I won’t forget this.”
“I’m going to break your jaw if you keep talking!”
“Why can’t you listen to a single thing I say?!”
“I have a right to be angry.”
“This would have never happened if you wouldn’t exist.”
“Get out of my life!”
“You’re nothing! Did you hear me?! Nothing!”
“You ruined everything.”
a really long, but categorized, ask meme
ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*
*Slaps you*
*Kisses you on the lips*
*Bites your lip*
*Rubs your shoulders*
*Dumps ice water over your head*
*Winks at you*
*Flips hair at you*
*Throws a ball of paper towards you*
*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*
*Slams the door shut behind you*
*Storms out of the room*
*Wraps my arms around you from behind*
*Kisses your neck*
*Nibbles on your earlobe*
*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*
*Strokes your hair*
*Caresses your cheek*
*Holds you in my arms*
QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION
“You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?”
“I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?”
“I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel.”
“Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes.”
“Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”
“Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”
“If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you.”
“Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”
*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”
QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION
“I’m sorry, have we met before?”
“I don’t know you, but thanks.”
“You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?”
“We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again.”
“Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?”
“It’s none of your business. We just met.”
“Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”
“I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich.”
“Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry.”
QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION
“Did you get that email I sent you last night?”
“No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”
“I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!”
“I know what you’ve got in that top drawer.”
“I can’t believe you’re drunk at work.”
“You know, most people watch porn at home.”
“Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband.”
“Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!”
“If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too.”
“You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?”
QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION
“Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”
“We lost the playoffs.”
“The girls team beat the boys!”
“I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office.”
“Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours.”
“I heard they were fucking in the bathroom.”
“She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!”
“She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth.”
“I can’t believe we’re graduating this year.”
“Being a freshman sucks.”
“I slept with a sophomore last weekend.”
“She/he told me they were a junior!”
“Why are those freshmen staring at you?”
“Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?”
“How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?”
“Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”
“I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.”
“I definitely failed that test.”
“I got an A on my essay!”
QUOTES - SASS EDITION
“Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out.”
“I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number.”
“Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”
“I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give.”
“What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains.”
“Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you.”
“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”
“At this point you might as well ask for my autograph.”
QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION
“You know I’m right! I’m always right!”
“Shut up. Just shut up!”
“I don’t need to listen to this.”
“You’re lying.”
“I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you.”
“I can’t look at you.”
“Don’t fucking touch me.”
“If you say one more word, I swear…”
“Pipe down, you’re making a scene.”
“What’s wrong with you?”
“Now I know why people think you’re neurotic.”
“You must be crazy.”
“I'm not backing down.”
“You can’t hide the truth forever, you know.”
“What’s your issue?”
“You make me so angry.”
“This has nothing to do with you.”
QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION
“And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along.”
“I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?”
“I’ve never been good at this. I don't do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”
“You’re the one that I want.”
“I don't care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”
“Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else.”
“I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind.”
“I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life.”
“I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”
“I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now.”
“Please, don’t leave me.”
“I need you more than you will ever know.”
“I love you more than I could ever express in words.”
QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION
*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*
“I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!”
“I brought vodka and ice cream.”
“You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads.”
“I can’t believe you went without me!”
“I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?”
“I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!”
“I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”
“Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up.”
QUOTES - NSFW EDITION
“What do you think about this outfit?”
“Bend over.”
“It’s not going to get up by itself, you know.”
“I thought you’d be bigger.”
“Where did we leave those damned handcuffs?”
“I can’t find my vibrator.”
“Just set your phone on vibrate!”
“I want to fuck you until you’re raw and shaking.”
“That’s it… do a little striptease for me.”
“You can watch… but you can’t touch.”
“Be quiet! They’re going to hear us.”
“And get this… the new toy? It glows in the dark.”
“I’ve got two flavours. Cherry or fruit punch?”
“I want to be on top.”
“That is one fine ass.”
“You look like a screamer.”
“Let me tie you up.”
“What’ll our safeword be?”
“I love making you squirm.”
“Not my neck! It’s summer, I can’t wear a turtleneck in the sun.”
TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION
[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?
[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.
[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.
[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.
[TEXT] Do you even love me?
[TEXT] What happened to us?
[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.
[TEXT] IM26C4U.
[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.
[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.
[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.
[TEXT] I still love you.
[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.
TEXTS - NSFW EDITION
[TEXT] You can’t have me if you can’t even get the three C’s. Chocolates, champagne, and candles.
[TEXT] I’m in the bath… come join me?
[TEXT] Don’t tease. You know I like it rough.
[TEXT] Bed, counter, or floor?
[TEXT] If you can get here in five minutes I’ll suck you off first.
[TEXT] What do you think about threesomes? And, what about foursomes?
[TEXT] You’ve been naughty, I’m going to punish you.
[TEXT] I can’t believe you just sent me that. I’m at work/school!
TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION
[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.
[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.
[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??
[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.
[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!
ok, are u a cheese or pepperoni pizza person…. are u a green or red grape person…. are u a pepsi or coke person….
#arms (◡‿◡✿)
And the only reason I got through any of this was… Oliver. (insp)
Connor Walsh + Calling Oliver Hampton “Ollie” (◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。