your muse

she it xhe fictive

[junk-thunder]

i pull out my handgun and shoot myself in the head and the bullet flies cleanly through the hole that was already there from when i shot myself in the head last week

[contemptible-scoundrel]

wow, your pussy is the [remembering I'm in an airport] THERES A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST ITS GOING TO EXPLODE IN TEN MINUTES

[3000s]

ohhhh i get it theyre called cigarettes because for no reason

[armoredprincess]

(So horny it’s not even eliciting a physical reaction anymore) now draw them in a strained but ultimately polite professional relationship

[velvetun]

🤫 an unemployed alcoholic is reblogging things on the dashboard, listen and learn

[velvetun]

🤫 an unemployed alcoholic is reblogging things on the dashboard, listen and learn

[velvetun]

🤫 an unemployed alcoholic is reblogging things on the dashboard, listen and learn

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

Takes a long drag of my nothibg

[bewbin]

oomf needs to be sacrificed

[a-book-of-creatures]

Normalize saying “just as the oracle foretold” when things go your way

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

you are short because you're evil

[kaylmao]

i bet origami feels good as fuck if you're a piece of paper

[lavenderleahy]

I love being out of the loop #notmyloop

[kosmogrl]

about to go through something, not sure what it is yet

[moldavite]

sometimes i have a thought so mentally ill i can feel it fizzle in my skull

[papayajuan2019]

big year for letting time pass you by

[misericordiia]

no i dont want anythign i just wanna be on this shitty dashboard with you

[yourmusings]

@rule14tomblr