whatever it takes

Twenty-three. Currently attending University of California’s Keck School of Medicine, and I probably have more money than you.

[elo-fought-the-jabberwock-blog]

Hungover?

[axl-knightly]

Maybe a little.

[tori-castle]

You alright there?

[axl-knightly]

Just a little hungover. Nothing a little more alcohol won't fix.

[axl-knightly]

Fuck, thank God for aspirin.

[skipperknight-ly]

Not partying with you, at least. You might like waking up with strangers in a pool of your own vomit, but it’s not my thing.

[axl-knightly]

Hey, drinking is worth the after effects.

[skipperknight-ly]

Good thing I wasn’t asking you then, isn’t it?

[axl-knightly]

Probably for the best, sis.

Besides, I don't think you enjoy partying.

[skipperknight-ly]

Gah, everything is so boring lately. I need something to do besides studying. Who’s in?

[axl-knightly]

Not me.

[myles-ramsey]

Guess who is working on Valentine's Day?

[myles-ramsey]

Pretty sure people are gonna notice a hot blonde alone at the strip club. 

[axl-knightly]

I'll wear a hood?

See? No problem.

[myles-ramsey]

Guess who is working on Valentine's Day?

[myles-ramsey]

I’m not sure that would work.

[axl-knightly]

Why wouldn't it?

[myles-ramsey]

Guess who is working on Valentine's Day?

[myles-ramsey]

Careful, babe. Someone might see you.

[axl-knightly]

Don't worry. I'll stay in the back where no one can notice me.

[myles-ramsey]

Guess who is working on Valentine's Day?

Oh the money from lonely people wanting the D is gonna be amazing!

[axl-knightly]

Maybe I could swing by for a few minutes to see you in action.

[i-think-i-can-help]

Seems like he likes you…

[axl-knightly]

Of course he does. Who are you?

[missemilywood]

Of course you would. I’m Emily. What’s yours?

[axl-knightly]

Axl. What Disney movies did you have in mind? I only know like.. two of them.

[thecoltongreene]

If the Purge was real, I probably would be dead already.

[thecoltongreene]

Please don’t. Or keep the scary mask away from me.

[axl-knightly]

Don't worry, I wasn't planning on coming near you anyway.

[thecoltongreene]

If the Purge was real, I probably would be dead already.

I hate scary movies.

[axl-knightly]

The Purge was great. I need to get me one of those creepy masks they wear.

[myles-ramsey]

Wanna see the new trick I learned?

[myles-ramsey]

Didn’t think it would. I mean, look at me, I look like a stripper so…

[axl-knightly]

Could I be a stripper?

[myles-ramsey]

Wanna see the new trick I learned?

[myles-ramsey]

Yeah. I’m a stripper, babe. You know those guys who say they are staying late for work to their wives? Yeah, they are going there and shoving money into my shorts or giving it to the girls there.

[axl-knightly]

You're.. a stripper? Actually, that doesn't surprise me too much.

[myles-ramsey]

Wanna see the new trick I learned?

[myles-ramsey]

Seriously, it’s not even a big deal. I have to deal with married guys or whatever all the freaking time. It’s not my fault my booty makes the straight guys question.

[axl-knightly]

Married guys?