Aye Matey

Each time a shooting star falls,

[shitthehousessay]

Ravenclaw: Sometimes I talk to myself for no reason.

Ravenclaw: Me too.

[ayemateyholdup]

I'm sorry... for everything... I should never have made you believe it was your fault. I hope you never read this and if you do I hope I am never forgiven, for picking and digging at healed wounds is a cruel act, and reminding those who have forgotten is an act that is worse. However I do hope I am denied the absolution of my sins, as the only real repentence in this world is carrying the scars you inflicted on others as a cross that stays a burden on your back forever.

You’re lucky idgaf anymore, so I don’t care. I changed a lot as a person. What I will say is stop being dramatic about it, it doesn’t matter to me anymore, there is no need for you to feel this way. I don’t wish you anything ill, and rather, I wish you live a good life instead of being all sadistic like this. You should really carry on. Thanks for the apology. Sincerely, M.

[dreamlightasafeather]

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

[t-pose-to-assert-gayness]

Reblog to literally save a life

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

I’ve done this.  I’m alive because of this. 

My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her.  She had passed out in her room and locked the door.  He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex.  He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”.  He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge.  I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking.  He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”.  Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report.  Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me.  Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison.  The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen. 

This was 14 years ago.  

Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can.  The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:

“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.”  I said I want extra mushrooms.

“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.”  I said I want onions.

She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.

They’ve heard this sort of coded call before.  They’re trained for it.  They will understand what you’re saying.  Order the pizza.

[torios]

Really though. I’m in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend you’re talking to a friend or relative, pretend you’re ordering pizza, we’ll figure it out. We’ll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.

[skelatal-remains-deactivated201]

Reblog to save a life

[mouse-named-minerva]

Why the fuck is this not more widely known?

[letsflytoasiarenata]

kdramanet gtkm: first drama → Empress Ki

“The palace is a battlefield and I’m going into combat.”

[yongghuk]

Kdrama Recommendations

High School Dramas:

•Sassy Go Go/Cheer Up •Who Are You: School 2015 •Angry Mom •School 2013 •Monstar •Solomon’s Perjury •Moorim School •Hi! School - Love On •Shut Up Flower Boy Band •School 2017 __________________________________________________ Historical Dramas:

•Iljimae •Scholar Who Walks the Night •Love in the Moonlight •Joseon Gunman •Hwarang •Gu Family Book •Moon Lovers: Scarlet Heart Ryeo •Empress Ki •Mirror of the Witch •Seven Day Queen •Arang and the Magistrate •Warrior Baek Dong Soo •The Princess’ Man •Rebel: Thief Who Stole The People •Jackpot __________________________________________________ Action/Suspense Dramas:

•Healer •Time Between Dog and Wolf •The K2 •City Hunter •Bad Guys •Two Weeks •Spy •Circle •Signal •Bridal Mask •Cruel City __________________________________________________ Psychological (?) Dramas:

•Hello Monster/ I Remember You •Kill Me Heal Me •Gap Dong •It’s Okay, That’s Love •Remember - War of the Son •Doctor Frost •Stranger: Secret Forest __________________________________________________ Romantic Comedy Dramas:

•My Love From the Star •Weightlifting Fairy Kim Bok Joo •The Lover •Legend of the Blue Sea •Queen In Hyun’s Man •Goblin •Introverted Boss •Strong Woman Do Bong Soon •Fight for My Way __________________________________________________ Romance Dramas:

•W - Two Worlds •Descendants of the Sun •Queen In Hyun’s Man •Innocent Man •Pinocchio •Missing You •Uncontrollably Fond •Page Turner •I Hear Your Thoughts •Blood •Secret Garden •Doctor Stranger •High Society •Mask •Cheese in the Trap •Tomorrow With You •Can You Hear My Heart? •Reunited Worlds •May Queen __________________________________________________

[mystericmoon]

here is another clip of jonghyun playing the kazoo to brighten up your day ✨

[lovelysuggestions]

live life as loud as possible - experience as much as you can. love vibrantly, care wholeheartedly, and exist with energy.

[sailorsmoon]

We’re a team aren’t we?

[suspend]

[ayemateyholdup]

Italy ♡

[hernandofuentes]

(insp.)

[gif87a-com]

[monkeysaysficus]

“AHkhwoo”

[omgamazingwtf123-deactivated202]

WHAT

[memesville]

Leave him alone he is perfect!

[jackalltimelow]

STOP! TELLING! PEOPLE! THAT! NO! ONE! WILL! LOVE! THEM! UNTIL! THEY! LOVE! THEMSELVES! STOP! PLANTING! THE! IDEA! IN! PEOPLES! BRAINS! THAT! THEY! ARE! UNWORTHY! OF! LOVE! BECAUSE! OF! THEIR! OWN! STRUGGLE!

[ayemateyholdup]

WOAH INTERESTING QUESTIONS

01: tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?

02: what on your body is hurting or bothering you?

03: what was your last thought before going to bed last night?

04: what are you listening to?

05: what’s something you’re not looking forward to?

06: where do you think your best friend is right now?

07: have you kissed anybody in the last five days?

08: favorite song ?

09: kiss on the first date?

10: is there one person you want to be with right now?

11: are you seriously happy with where you are in life?

12: is there something you would like to say to someone?

13: what are three things you did today?

14: would you rather sleep at a friend’s or have them over?

15: what is your favorite kind of gum?

16: are you friends with any of your ex boyfriends/ girlfriends?

17: what is on your wrists right now?

18: ever liked someone you thought you didn’t stand a chance with?

19: does anyone have strong feelings for you?

20: are you slowly drifting away from someone?

21: have you ever wasted your time on someone?

22: can you do the alphabet in sign language?

23: how have you felt today?

24: you receive £60 without any reason, what do you spend it on?

25: what is wrong with you right now?

26: is there anyone you’re really disappointed in?

27: would you rather have starbucks or jamba juice right now?

28: why aren’t you in ‘love’ with your last ex anymore?

29: how late did you stay up last night and why?

30: when was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?

31: what were you doing an hour ago?

32: what are you looking forward to in the next month?

33: are you wearing jeans right now?

34: are you a patient person?

35: do you think you can last in a relationship for three months?

36: favorite color?

37: did you have a dream last night?

38: are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?

39: if someone could be cuddling you right now, who would you want it to be?

40: do you love anyone who is not related to you?

41: if someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?

42: do you like meeting new people?

43: are you afraid of falling in love?

44: ever self-harmed or starved yourself?

45: has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?

46: have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough?

[ayemateyholdup]

It's how I feel. Is there something funny about it?

[ayemateyholdup]

hey u think i can bother u with some stuff i need to get out of my chest ?

Of course! I'll do what I can to help! ^-^

[angulargeometry]

Haunting.

| #GIF | #DAILY | #GIF |

[taestory]

Jonghyun artwork: ‘Searched the heavens, and the earths below—nobody knows how to get back home.’