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Hey loves.

I'm going on hiatus for a while. I know I haven't been very active lately but I wanted to make it official and tell y'all. There's a lot going on and I got some rather devastating news today. I just need some time to sort some things out.

-Mel (the Slytherin)

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horse

I'm crying, what does this mean

-Mel (the Slytherin)

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the crows are watching. they know your secrets.

And I give them freely

-Mel (the Slytherin)

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my babies are all grown up 😭😭😭 they just look like a ball of fluff because they’re so big

birbs!!!!

-Mel (the Slytherin)

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OH NO MEL I FORGOT ABOUT THE BIRBS DAMBIT

NOOOOOO D:

-Mel (the Slytherin)

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QUICK, DUCK

,,,,,, ok???????

-Mel (the Slytherin)

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Jeffrey

Jeffery terrifies me, thanks

-Mel (the Slytherin)

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Slytherin: due to personal reasons i will be sitting on my bed in a wet towel and staring at the wall for the next 25 minutes

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Ravenclaw: Your future self is hating you for the poor decisions you're making today.

Slytherin: Bold of you to assume current me isnt also hating myself for making the decisions that i am making

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Will show smol birbs on Saturday when I see them again

Good, good

-Mel (the Slytherin)

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send help we’ve all been put in gay baby jail

Am also pretty gay, might also get thrown in jail :/

-Mel (the Slytherin)

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Mel are you aware of how small baby birds are because they are very small

I wish to see smol birbs

-Mel (the Slytherin)

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Slytherin: put your lipgloss on & remember who the fuck you are

Gryffindor: thanks mufasa

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Ravenclaw: *internally while someones talkin to them* wow they Really Think i kno wats goin on rn.

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get got

I refuse

-Mel (the Slytherin)

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im gonna fight god

Good

-Mel (the Slytherin)

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i feel the need to clarify that the dentist isn't still alive and performing dentistry after 9000 years (or are they????)

Ah yes, thanks for the clarification

-Mel (the Slytherin)