Monster Rock (February 17, 2015)
THIS EPISODE DIDN’T DISAPPOINT.
And OMFG Ryota stole the show once again. Hahahaha. That effin' dude.
Anyway, I skipped quite a few parts because I got lazy (lol!), but all the funny shit are still here. That’s all we want anyway. Haha! If there’s any mistake, sorry! I’m still a student. ^^ As always, everything inside brackets are just my own thoughts or some added info to make things easier to understand.
Nao: ONE OK ROCK Sports King Battle!
Voiceover: It’s a sudden start, but for this week until the next, our guest will be ONE OK ROCK. And, this time, the members are still…
Nao: They (staff) didn’t tell you anything, right? (about what they’ll do for this episode)
Taka: We don’t know anything at all. So, it’s kinda, really… This is the worst feeling ever.
Nao: It’s what you usually feel, right? (whenever they’re on the show)
Voiceover: That’s right. ONE OK ROCK members have been on this show for several times. But, the members are always unaware of what they’re supposed to do, and they’re often asked to do a lot of things. This time, they’ll do “ONE OK ROCK Sports King Battle” inside the studio to find out who’s the most athletic member.
Nao: Table Tennis Battle! (pingpong)
(Super happy Ryota and Tomoya. Haha!)
Tomoya: Oh, it’s a ball game! A ball game!
Voiceover: The group will be divided into two and play “Doubles.” Whoever gets 5 points first, wins.
Ryota: The two of us (him and Tomoya) are actually quite good.
Toru: These two even have their own rackets.
Ryota: They’re (Taka and Toru) the group that doesn’t play table tennis.
Toru: We don’t play at all.
Taka: We’re the “we-don’t-play” team.
Taka: When we were recording in America, these two even bought a table tennis at home. Before we do our rehearsals, they’d play first.
Daisuke Han (to Ryota): You’re more comfortable with a racket than with a bass guitar?
Ryota: Yeah, I’m probably better with a racket.
Daisuke Han: That kinda makes me mad. (He’s just joking, of course.)
Toru: Ahh, this is impossible for us (him and Taka).
(Voiceover; The other host Kiyono [not sure about his name. lol!] introduces himself; Nao will be the referee; Voiceover again)
Daisuke Han: Table Tennis Battle, start!
(So… they play the game.)
Host Dude: Well, then. Ryota and Tomoya’s team wins!
Voiceover: So, Ryota and Tomoya wins. But, Daisuke Han has something to say…
Daisuke Han: So, everyone in the audience, please cast your votes! (He used the English word “judge.”)
Taka: “Judge?” Wait a minute, what do you mean by “judge?”
Daisuke Han: Please show us your votes.
Daisuke Han: This is nice, right?
Voiceover: For some reason, after the table tennis round, the audience had to choose a name. What does this mean?
Daisuke Han: Here’s the results: Taka got 3 points, Toru got 10 (They said it’s 10, but the screen showed 14), Tomoya got 16, and Ryota got 2 points. Therefore, the person who made everyone’s heart jump the most is Tomoya!
(Okay, so I can’t think of an accurate English translation for the Japanese term “guttokuru”. It simply means to make someone’s heart jump/feel good/happy. In Tagalog, it’s “kilig.” Sino ang pinaka-nagpakilig? Hehe.)
(Someone said the game is interesting. I think it’s Ryota.)
Tomoya: So, this is what it’s all about?
Toru: “Make someone’s heart jump?” What does that mean?
Nao: Now that you’ve heard it, how was it?
Taka: “How was it?” What does that even mean, “make someone’s heart jump?”
Daisuke Han: Everyone watched you play table tennis earlier, and they thought Tomoya was the most charming, right?
Daisuke Han: You thought it’s about Sports, right?
DH: The truth is, we don’t have a segment like that at all.
Toru: Yeah, this is Monster Rock after all.
Voiceover: Of course, we won’t just do a simple sports battle. The real activity prepared for ONE OK ROCK today is…
OOR: ONE OK ROCK “Guttokuru” Battle (I’ll just use the Japanese term from here on, okay? ^^)
Taka: As always, we can’t follow at all.
Host Dude: In Google, the keywords “ONE OK ROCK guttokuru” are often searched. It got 52,600 hits.
Taka: That’s a lie, right?
AD: However, for “EXILE guttokuru,” it got 370,000 hits.
Taka: Wait a minute. First of all, EXILE and ONE OK ROCK are completely different (in terms of genre. Not familiar with EXILE? Google them. They’re a bunch of musclemen. Hehe. And very talented.).
Nao: Please listen to the explanation.
HD: As for “AKB48 guttokuru,” it got 1,170,000 hits.
Taka: That’s kinda… What is this feeling of disappointment? (Haha! Taka, try Googling “NEWS guttokuru.” Hahaha!)
HD: Let me say it once again. “ONE OK ROCK guttokuru” got 52, 600 hits.
DH: Why did you have to say it again? (Hahaha!)
(Voiceover: Blahblahblah. They’ll be judged by the 35 people in the audience. Blahblahblah.)
DH: For your reference, we’ll ask the audience what makes their hearts jump. You’d like to know, right?
Nao (asks the women in the audience): How was it?
Lady (voted for Tomoya): He looks kinda reckless. He’s like a puppy.
Nao: He’s like a puppy, so he’s cute. I see. How about you? You voted for Taka.
Girl (voted for Taka): Because he’s cool. (Gosh, Taka looked super happy. <3)
Nao: Is there a member you hate?
Nao: No honorific whatsoever.
Daisuke: No honorific. Haha!
Toru: That was pretty straightforward. (Hahahahaha! Poor Toru.)
I’ll do the rest later. This is already too long. lol!
