big bad bitch,

" but you’re not the only one with a gun for a mouth. no you’re not the only one with a gun " + + arizona saunders. elites. not so sweet seventeen. "the tryhard"

[az-saunders]

i'll be back i need to get motivation to shower

[adrixnnxs]

Yeah and I’m basically stuck with juniors for most of the day so that’s all the crap I hear.

[az-saunders]

Juniors aren't too bad, but everyone at this school is pretty much horrible.

[adrixnnxs]

Jesus Christ, don’t get me started – the drama of this town makes me want to gouge my eyes out. Like wow your two week boyfriend broke up with you what a tragedy.

[az-saunders]

I don't know, some of the crap freshman complain about is pretty ridiculous.

[juliabyrdxo]

Some bastards just dont know how to handle girls.

[az-saunders]

Does those bastards have names?

[adrixnnxs]

I’m pretty sure everyone feels sorry for starving African kids. And if you don’t then that’s pretty fucking weird.

[az-saunders]

Yeah well, probably the only people I'd feel sorry for. At least they have reasons to be upset, people around here just get upset if they didn't get the prom dress they wanted or if a store doesn't have their desired handbag.

[oceangreville-deactivated201404]

It’s Ocean, actually, not new girl. Have fun with whatever it was you were doing before I interrupted. 

[az-saunders]

I was ruining the lives of freshman, but I think I've found a new distraction.

[az-saunders]

text // campbell & arizona

Cam: just punch a wall and then book them "an early anniversary" trip for like two weeks

Cam: adios bitches

Az: pretty sure if i did that again my parents would be booking me a trip away for like

Az: months probably

[oceangreville-deactivated201404]

That boy was literally just asking you if you knew where the bathroom was, and you couldn’t handle it? It’s a simple yes or no question, you don’t need to threaten everyone you ever meet. 

[az-saunders]

Do I look like a bathroom tour guide? I'm not anyone's at school mommy to show them where to chuck a leak, new girl.

[az-saunders]

text // campbell & arizona

Cam: please our parents together in the dominican would be fucking terrifying

Cam: if they got the wrong order of towels they would throw a fit

Az: at least they wouldn't be here bothering me

[juliabyrdxo]

I don’t think I’ve ever been this pissed off in my entire life.

[az-saunders]

My life motto. What happened?

[oceangreville-deactivated201404]

I don’t know, maybe because you’re being a huge bitch for no reason? 

[az-saunders]

Oh sorry, almost thought someone relevant was talking for a moment then.

[adrixnnxs]

The commercials are trying to make you feel sorry for the starving African kids so you give them money.

[az-saunders]

They really are starving though so I guess I feel sorry. [shrugs] God Arizona Saunder's feeling sorry over something, that's a first.

[az-saunders]

Why would I feel sorry?

[raresraresrares]

[az-saunders]

text // campbell & arizona

Cam: parents away for spring break aka what shit are we fucking up

Az: oh nice

Az: maybe they should've invited mine along too haha

Az: could ask the rest of the girls if they wanted another party?

[juliabyrdxo]

[laughs] That was last week. This week it was how many boys could i get on to fall without touching them with anything except my heels.

[az-saunders]

Oh, very talented skill you've got there. [laughs]

[juliabyrdxo]

[az-saunders]

Chip a nail slapping someone? That's the only excuse I'll take.