azarath metrion zinthos

I'm Rachel Roth, half-human and half-demon. I've been on Earth for about two years now and I still don't understand some of these weird customs. Oh well, that doesn't matter. I suggest not bothering me. Goodbye now.

[green-garfield-deactivated20151]

"Understandable, they can be pretty bad sometimes."

[azarath-rachel]

"They really can be. You should work on making better ones."

[martiansmanhuntress-deactivated]

"A bit of a——? Look. If you’re going to be rude, can you at least not think so loud?"

[azarath-rachel]

"I will think however loud I wish. Perhaps if you just focus on cutting it off it won't be so loud. That's what I've been doing with your obnoxious thoughts."

[purple-eyed-prince]

"Did you ask to skip a grade? I’ve heard people can do that if they’re smart enough."

[azarath-rachel]

"Yeah, I asked, and they said they'd think about it, but they never did anything. It's too late now anyway, so whatever. It doesn't really matter."

[fastxasxlight]

"Ha-ha, very funny, Rae, of course it was me!"

[azarath-rachel]

"Ah, of course it was you. Congrats, then."

[martiansmanhuntress-deactivated]

"I… I think it’s you that’s doing it."

[azarath-rachel]

"Seems like a bit of a personal problem."

[martiansmanhuntress-deactivated]

"It sounds like someone is interrupting my telepathic frequency.”

[azarath-rachel]

"Have fun with that."

[fastxasxlight]

"Guess who just broke a track record without using his powers?”

[azarath-rachel]

"I bet it wasn't you. I can just tell from all of your excitement."

[purple-eyed-prince]

"I still can’t believe that it’s almost graduation…It seems like yesterday I had just arrived on the surface…"

[azarath-rachel]

"Good for you. At least you're getting to graduate this year. I still have a whole other year left - which sucks because school is pointless to me. I already understand and know so much of this, and if I don't, I usually go and learn more about the subject from more trusted sources than just silly teachers."

[martiansmanhuntress-deactivated]

     ”—— what on earth is that noise?”

[azarath-rachel]

"It sounds like the sound of no one caring."

[green-garfield-deactivated20151]

"Oh…okay. Sorry."

[azarath-rachel]

"No reason to be sorry. I just don't want to hear one of your terrible jokes."

[xoxoctic-writes]

"Look, you’re not even involved in the conversation I’m having, so, uh, while I appreciate the criticism - I didn’t ask."

[azarath-rachel]

"Oh, well, guess what? Now I'm involved in this petty conversation. You're welcome, by the way. For the lovely criticism. My advice is to just not talk."

[imnotheresorry]

Guess what guys?

[imnotheresorry]

is that the same dimension where youre a nice person?

[azarath-rachel]

Most likely. Just imagine how awful my other self must be. She's probably completely cheery and nice to everyone she meets. Probably bakes cupcakes for everyone and goes around tossing rose petals everywhere. God, I hate her already.

[green-garfield-deactivated20151]

"Knock, knock."

[azarath-rachel]

"No."

[xoxoctic-writes]

"Why the hell did you just kick me?"

[azarath-rachel]

Because you need to shut your mouth. It can get really annoying whenever words come out of it.

[purexharm]

"Lift… weights? I mean — I guess I could try it. Though, I think throwing them at people would be more effective.”

[azarath-rachel]

"I don't know. Then just throw them. I don't care what you do with the weights."

[imnotheresorry]

Guess what guys?

[imnotheresorry]

now that’s just rude, im freakin hilarious and you know it

[azarath-rachel]

Oh sure. Maybe in a completely different dimension you are.

[imnotheresorry]

Guess what guys?

[imnotheresorry]

only slightly? you clearly aren’t aiming to do my comedy skills justice. 

[azarath-rachel]

Sure about that? I personally thought I gave your comedic skills more than enough justice.