[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

[fuck-customers]

[life-of-eris]

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

[aceofsquiddles]

[thanoswife]

the boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen

[thanoswife]

he sent me the meme

[paprika]

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

!!! CONTROVERSIAL OPINION INCOMING … WATCH OUT !!!

There could be trees on the moon and we just can’t see them with our telescopes. After all, how many telescopes were designed to look at trees?

[maxknightley]

Our eyes are very good at seeing trees, and I’ve seen the moon many times. Where would they be?

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

OK, maybe your eyes are good at seeing trees that you’ve seen, but the moon probably has trees that you haven’t seen. I mean, think about it. All the trees you’ve ever seen in your life are trees that you have seen… for all you know, you could be completely blind to trees that you haven’t seen

[buzzfeeduk]

[jerryterry]

[mgs3pe]

[klubbhead]

[catchymemes]

[stunningpicture]

When radiologists take a selfie

[spoken-not-written-deactivated2]

dead

[kireinahana]

Wait I’ve seen this

[catasters]

[girlsjustwannahavefawn-deactiva]

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

[kireinahana]

Nevermind this is it

[cursedcatimages]

[aetropos]

[toastbutteregg]

i relate to all kinds of spongebob memes

[pomeranian2]

[pleasurecastle-deactivated20200]

[richbostonbeans]

[tubehuman-deactivated20161217]

this picture is older than the universe

[coelasquid]

This whole “trust Tumblr blindly” thing is eventually going to kill someone, as I became pointedly aware of on one occasion I was making fun of how poorly a particular bleach-based drain declogger was working on my sink and got a chorus of really dangerously misinformed people telling me to pour vinegar in after it because all cute little cool kid diy home care blogs they’re following talk about vinegar like it it’s the big secret the cleaning companies don’t want you to know.

And I cringed knowing that someday, some Well Actually expert who read a blog article once is going to give that advice to someone who unfortunately didn’t take high school chemistry and isn’t aware that MIXING VINEGAR AND BLEACH MAKES CHLORINE GAS.

[death-limes]

holy fucking jesus tits reblog to save a life

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

[plasmalogical]

Heartwarming: Man Uses Godlike Powers To Create Grotesqueries For His Precious Son