Alternative Slut

The best way to not get your heart broken, is to pretend that you don't have one.

[disc80s]

[monster2003]

[aroundthefurgf]

[lovely--veins-blog]

[anetteva]

By sereinside

[the2headedcalf-moved]

being in your early twenties is like [grocery shopping alone] [having instant noodles for dinner] [remembering random details about that one friend you haven't spoken to in five years] [feeling overwhelming guilt for every purchase that isn't strictly "necessary"] [having midday naps] [finding out through facebook that the girl who was mean to you in high school has a husband and a baby] [falling a little in love with every stranger on public transport] [pretending you're not afraid of being alone] [wondering when you'll feel like a fully realized person] [listening to bands you liked in middle school] [blinking and it's suddenly december] [failing to imagine yourself ten years from now] [feeling like you're running out of time]

[lovelysuggestions]

self care tip: forgive yourself for the mistakes you've made. stop punishing yourself for not knowing then what you know now. you have grown, that's a good thing.

[twofigs]

“what kept me sane was knowing that things would change, and it was a question of keeping myself together until they did.” nina simone

[yallstillhere]

Sometimes you gotta say I don’t want that energy

[clem-style-deactivated20191229]

[apeulo]

if you are reading this, something good will happen to you very soon, don’t give up

[wixhful-thinking-deactivated201]

not gonna lie i’m actually really sad and i kinda wanna die but it’s ok

[studypetals]

[newestvegas]

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

[hummingbird-hooligan]

This show is fucking brilliant.

[laughing-llama]

did everyone else read that in his voice

[wicked-and-divine]

Old as the universe itself

[mmortenn-deactivated20131001]

[savethebeesbby]

bdsm stands for

Bees Do So Much for the environment